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post 1676630253 02-05-2023, 09:03 PM
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Have u ever been in jail?

For what? And long?
post 1676630723 02-05-2023, 09:11 PM
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nice try fbi
post 1676631303 02-05-2023, 09:21 PM
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Got arrested when I was 17 because of a family dispute. My family was extremely dysfunctional. The charges were eventually dropped. The night I spent in jail was a horrible experience. At least I got a few free meals from the government.
post 1676632183 02-05-2023, 09:34 PM
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Damn. I'm sure we have some here
post 1676632393 02-05-2023, 09:38 PM
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Hell to the no.

But I do know someone who's been to jail. He said they bullied his ass and he wanted to kill himself. LOL. And by they I mean the other prisoners, not the jail guards
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post 1676636063 02-05-2023, 10:52 PM
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Yep, was in Alcatraz. Ded fkn srs. Was there about an hour or two.
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post 1676636863 02-05-2023, 11:10 PM
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two years in juvie for boosting cars
post 1676636923 02-05-2023, 11:12 PM
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My brother got locked up for something he didn't do so I robbed a bank and got locked up with him and we broke out together
post 1676636963 02-05-2023, 11:13 PM
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I've been to jail, not prison. It was a very boring uneventful experience. One of the female guards said I was cute. I also discovered jail cops are some of the most retarded people.
post 1676636973 02-05-2023, 11:13 PM
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Jail or federal prison?
post 1676650083 02-06-2023, 05:40 AM
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You name it I’ve done it, Folsom, Quentin, you know what I mean? Pelican Bay, Soledad, I’ve made every stop
post 1676650603 02-06-2023, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
My brother got locked up for something he didn't do so I robbed a bank and got locked up with him and we broke out together
Wow, sounds crazy. I hope the escape was successful and didn't involve you running across fields in the dark being chased by loads of cops.

I did some years in prison after being wrongly convicted of murdering my wife and her lover. I had a very obtuse warden.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1676650643 02-06-2023, 05:58 AM
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post 1676650693 02-06-2023, 06:00 AM
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post 1676651063 02-06-2023, 06:10 AM
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In 1972 I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire the K-team.
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post 1676651173 02-06-2023, 06:12 AM
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Twice

Non-violent offender here
post 1676768733 02-07-2023, 11:59 PM
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What ever happened to that manlet who always pretended to be hard af but really only cared about molesting other dudes?

His mug shot was everywhere.
post 1676768773 02-08-2023, 12:02 AM
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I've seen threads by Miscers who went to jail.

Luckily I didn't get arrested for a DUI Saturday night.
post 1676768883 02-08-2023, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
I've seen threads by Miscers who went to jail.

Luckily I didn't get arrested for a DUI Saturday night.
On a scale of 1 to Whore, what were you?
post 1676769043 02-08-2023, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Tears⏩
On a scale of 1 to Whore, what were you?
I definitely wasn't being a sloot. I was tired and wanted to sleep as it was late but I had to drive 1.5 hours home.
post 1676769113 02-08-2023, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
I definitely wasn't being a sloot. I was tired and wanted to sleep as it was late but I had to drive 1.5 hours home.
Who hasn't been there. 1.5 hours away form home, drunk and tired.
post 1676769183 02-08-2023, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Wow, sounds crazy. I hope the escape was successful and didn't involve you running across fields in the dark being chased by loads of cops.

I did some years in prison after being wrongly convicted of murdering my wife and her lover. I had a very obtuse warden.
Surely you were able to tunnel out and crawl through a mile long pipe of chit, though, right?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1676769723 02-08-2023, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Surely you were able to tunnel out and crawl through a mile long pipe of chit, though, right?
you have experience with that..right?
FLALING about in chit..?


post 1676769833 02-08-2023, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Paul
you have experience with that..right?
FLALING about in chit..?


It's kind of funny he was actually brave enough to talk about being confined in ****-filled quarters sarcastically.

I guess that's what they call irony.
post 1676769853 02-08-2023, 12:47 AM
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Got pulled over for drunk driving and wasn't arrested. The cop told me to park my car and call someone to pick me up. Phew!

To be clear I was pulled over as soon as I left this confusing ass parking lot.
post 1676770213 02-08-2023, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Tears⏩
What ever happened to that manlet who always pretended to be hard af but really only cared about molesting other dudes?

His mug shot was everywhere.
Fitnessguy24...probably back in. Attempted to penetrate but pecker was too small.
post 1676771083 02-08-2023, 01:49 AM
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I was in special segregation due to the nature of what I was accused of
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post 1676771193 02-08-2023, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I was in special segregation due to the nature of what I was accused of
What were you accused of? A +4 handicap?
post 1676771303 02-08-2023, 01:58 AM
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I always saw going to prison as something 'embarrassing', but some people have a pride about it - like their life was so tough that they got locked up and had to fight with the other prisoners about who is the toughest!

The thing is, some people just got really unlucky with a crime they didn't even commit - or they got caught committing a crime that most people are guilty of i.e., having weed or party pills on their person.
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post 1676771363 02-08-2023, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I was in special segregation due to the nature of what I was accused of
Got to be a sexually based offence. I sure hope you were innocent bro, and didn't actually commit a sex crime. Especially if it was against a minor.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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