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post 1676683793 02-06-2023, 04:53 PM
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I went to an Russian Massage place after work today (srs) (story time) (pics)

I went to a Russian Massage rub and tug today.

It was the place across the street where I worked. I walk in and ask for the hottest Russian blonde girl there, Lana.

I walk into the room and undress and start jerking off. When Lana walks in the room, I didn’t waste anytime fondling those natural TATas . They are worth price of admission. I told her to take her top off since they were busting out of her right shirt . I starting sucking kissing her boobs making her hot

She was in her mid 20’s and is very attractive. C cups (natural) nice peach butt, young milf body , bud natural boobs , medium build , perky ass , blonde hair , blue eyes

Lana started out with a solid massage, making sure to pay special attention to the boys. I reach around and start rubbing her leg and make my way up. She allowed me to caress her vagina , finger banged her for a little bit to get her hot bothered until the sweet whisper of flip over. we LFK and I’m sucking her tounge

She asks what would you like “Everything”. she said "let me get comfortable" and got rid of her slacks/yoga pants. She proceeded to hop on the table and provide a great cbj. Good suction, took her time. i couldn’t take it anymore so I just grabbed her and took her mish and pounded away into oblivion. She had her legs wrappped around my waist and I ****ed the **** out of her . She was moaning enjoying me pumping away . She was nice and wet and I blew in the bag.

She is a good responsive girl , she said I made her climax which made me feel good and I felt great as well. She offered water at the end and had me on my way. $200 well spent
post 1676683943 02-06-2023, 04:56 PM
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You must be on the East Coast... maybe the New York area?


We don't have Russian MPs on the West Coast, it's mainly just Asians and Latinas.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1676684003 02-06-2023, 04:57 PM
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Where are said pics?
post 1676684053 02-06-2023, 04:58 PM
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post 1676684313 02-06-2023, 05:03 PM
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Fuk bro, you should write some erotic ebooks.

**** got me rock hard reading that.
post 1676684703 02-06-2023, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892
Fuk bro, you should write some erotic ebooks.

**** got me rock hard reading that.
Lol if you think that fhaggot red wrote that copy pasta.
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post 1676685033 02-06-2023, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892
Fuk bro, you should write some erotic ebooks.

**** got me rock hard reading that.
Thanks bro I just wrote what a experienced
post 1676686893 02-06-2023, 05:50 PM
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Never been to a Russian one. Would wager her ass tastes like vanilla ice cream and vodka shots.
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post 1676687143 02-06-2023, 05:54 PM
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Fukkk looking for one in my area. I'll be sure to wear my Putin tshirt
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We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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post 1676689203 02-06-2023, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy
Fukkk looking for one in my area. I'll be sure to wear my Putin tshirt
Brah they are so much better than Asian ones. Look hard
post 1676689313 02-06-2023, 06:36 PM
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Nice never tried a Russian RnT shop, everything here in Australia is mainly asian and I'm tired of them
post 1676689543 02-06-2023, 06:40 PM
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lol human traffickers

thats someones daughter boyo
post 1676690453 02-06-2023, 06:56 PM
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Big tits small feet, a hit in any man's league
post 1676690973 02-06-2023, 07:06 PM
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what country has Russian massage parlors, Russia?
post 1676691223 02-06-2023, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
what country has Russian massage parlors, Russia?
New Jersey
post 1676691293 02-06-2023, 07:12 PM
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Pics won’t load for me.

Tempted to neg.
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack
lol human traffickers

thats someones daughter boyo
I doubt it. These women easily make over 200K. And they get to live in America and not the chithole that is Russia and eastern Europe
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Did you shout THIS IS FOR UKRAINE!!! while you pounded her?
post 1676692013 02-06-2023, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah
Did you shout THIS IS FOR UKRAINE!!! while you pounded her?
Nope, I shouted Im gonna Putin you as I fcked the chit outta her
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Hot story

Dont be leaf cos of red so negged
post 1676692203 02-06-2023, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk
Never been to a Russian one. Would wager her ass tastes like vanilla ice cream and vodka shots.
Wasn’t in Russia, this was in New Jersey

And yes. Her box tasted like vanilla and vodka shots

She smelled like roses.
post 1676692283 02-06-2023, 07:26 PM
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This definitely didn't happen.

You definitely didn't walk in and confidently ask for a specific woman (your first time there btw), then also be BOLD enough to whip it out the moment she entered.

Just before you were posting threads asking if anyone has done it and the experience. Then suddenly you post this thread like you handled your first visit like a veteran.



Bro...STOP THE CAP!
post 1676692343 02-06-2023, 07:27 PM
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"she said I made her climax"

things that didn't happen...
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post 1676692463 02-06-2023, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze
This definitely didn't happen.

You definitely didn't walk in and confidently ask for a specific woman (your first time there btw), then also be BOLD enough to whip it out the moment she entered.

Just before you were posting threads asking if anyone has done it and the experience. Then suddenly you post this thread like you handled your first visit like a veteran.



Bro...STOP THE CAP!
No cap. Anytime you go to a place for the first time you say you’ve been there before

And AMP Reviews is a great resource. Knew the girl before I even saw her for the first time
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
No cap. Anytime you go to a place for the first time you say you’ve been there before

And AMP Reviews is a great resource. Knew the girl before I even saw her for the first time
Hmm...I stand corrected then. Well handled.

First one I want to was a Vietnamese or Korean owned spot, I forgot to see what language the art was in.

Anyway I just walked in requested a massage then paid $60 for 30 minutes and well...stuff happened. Not a bad experience.
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Originally Posted By kimm4
"she said I made her climax"

things that didn't happen...
It happened. Not sure if she was lying and she tells everyone that tho

She seemed to enjoy it

I know you’re a woman past her prime and you’re jealous of prime sloots like this though.

And I also know woman like you are the primary reason why prostitution is still banned in America

Men across the political spectrum want prostitution legalized. Women across the political spectrum don’t. They don’t want competition and want to keep using sex as a weapon
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah
It happened
Where are the pics? If you lied about the pics how can we believe your story?
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My good fellow I do indeed hope you were able to make an expeditious exit as immediately following coital completion this pinko leninspawn slampig of whom you speak surely waddled off to the lavatory to unload a ghastly batch of olfactory assaulting chocolate booty borscht that likely clogged the poorly functioning substandard communist plumbing thus resulting in a terrible clogging situation that could not be remedied without days upon days of aggressive plungering with your sputnik is number one orbiting device tshirt pulled up over your nose
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