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post 1676727323 02-07-2023, 10:19 AM
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If you pat your pizza with a napkin, you're a ****g0t SRS

such a cuck move.
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post 1676727373 02-07-2023, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
such a cuck move.
There is no worse human than a patter.

Phucking pieces of schit
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post 1676727623 02-07-2023, 10:27 AM
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Noticed some plebs doing this in NYC.

Even at premium places where the pepperoni cups hold a celebration of pork fat and seasoning.

I mean JFL at plebs srs.
post 1676727813 02-07-2023, 10:31 AM
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Jfl at removing the flavor from a pizza.

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post 1676727873 02-07-2023, 10:33 AM
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Agree you gotta eat that nice & greasy
post 1676728183 02-07-2023, 10:38 AM
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a bigger cuck move is eating pizza with a knife and fork
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post 1676728423 02-07-2023, 10:42 AM
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post 1676728433 02-07-2023, 10:42 AM
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My girl is Italian and she uses a fork and a knife to eat her slice.
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post 1676729303 02-07-2023, 11:02 AM
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I always figured if you did that you're leaving pieces of the napkin behind in the pizza too. Or lint/fuzz if it's a cloth napkin
post 1676729663 02-07-2023, 11:10 AM
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Says OP before he cuts his pizza and eats it with a fork
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post 1676729783 02-07-2023, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
such a cuck move.
I have to agree with this.

I never thought about it but it makes me cringe watching someone do it.

I will stop them from doing it to my slices.
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post 1676730133 02-07-2023, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
My girl is Italian and she uses a fork and a knife to eat her slice.
How does your girls son eat his?
post 1676730253 02-07-2023, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By viccruise420⏩
Says OP before he cuts his pizza and eats it with a fork
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post 1676730263 02-07-2023, 11:22 AM
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Confirmed I pat my greasy nasty pizza w/ a napkin
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post 1676730283 02-07-2023, 11:23 AM
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I do this and then carry the napkin around and suck the juice out later

Am I still a ****git?
post 1676730413 02-07-2023, 11:25 AM
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why even order pizza
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post 1676730613 02-07-2023, 11:29 AM
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Studies show it subtracts 13% of calories off the slice. I also wrap the crust in a napkin and keep in my pocket prior to clubbing. Be amazed how a nice 'pizza' scent works over Creed for HTC'ers
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post 1676731233 02-07-2023, 11:37 AM
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I will usually eat pizza with my hands, but if I am at a restaurant and I want to avoid getting my hands dirty, I'll use a knife and fork.

Am I a psychopath?
post 1676731473 02-07-2023, 11:40 AM
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I only do this for Costco Pepperoni slices as it is disgustingly greasy. Even after a little pat there is plenty of grease left on there.
What are you on about mate?
post 1676750613 02-07-2023, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By OrdoAbchao⏩
I only do this for Costco Pepperoni slices as it is disgustingly greasy.Even after a little pat there is plenty of grease left on there.
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post 1697693223 02-11-2024, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
you sound vaccinated
You would be wrong.
What are you on about mate?
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Studies show it subtracts 13% of calories off the slice.
Studies show that it diminishes the taste by 14%, tho.

Brb gonna eat 7 nasty slices instead of 6 mouth-wateringly awesome ones.
post 1697693893 02-11-2024, 01:24 AM
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My dad taught me to soak up the left over grease with the crust. Plate finishing move
post 1697693923 02-11-2024, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
My dad taught me to soak up the left over grease with the crust. Plate finishing move
Did you know that Pi was named after Italian pizza?

Srs.

Newton was never a fan of figs.
post 1697693963 02-11-2024, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By TheChadofGaming⏩
a bigger cuck move is eating pizza with a knife and fork
Not everyone is a degenerate peasant.
post 1697694133 02-11-2024, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Did you know that Pi was named after Italian pizza?

Srs.

Newton was never a fan of figs.
u wot. Hows that now, as Pi is a greek letter older than pizza
post 1697694213 02-11-2024, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By TheChadofGaming⏩
a bigger cuck move is eating pizza with a knife and fork
100% this.
Fuk these phàggots and also the patter phàggots. What a bunch on beta cuck phàggots.
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Why get pizza if you are going to pat? Seems dumb.

I’ll use a fork and knife if I get a whole pie and it’s overflowing/super floppy with cheese or the cut into slices wasn’t the best and they aren’t as sturdy. Don’t want toppings sliding off. Local place does this but the pizza is so good. Even well done the integrity of the slices is in doubt.

If I order a slice it 2 or something no chance fork and knife.
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