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post 1676731693 02-07-2023, 11:42 AM
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Going to a wine tasting

Sup brahs
-Got dumped in November
-Finally back in the dating game
-Going to a wine tasting today
-I hate wine
-Asked out by a redhead milf who looks vaguely like my mother
-Did yoga with her a few years ago
-Know basically nothing about her
-Randomly bumped into her, chatted a bit, and said let’s get together
-Will try to ninja sex pics if we get it on


So, what’s the play my brothers? Can’t stand wine and never been to something like this before

Haven’t been on a first date in 3 1/2 years, aside from the girls ex and I would meet for threesomes

The fact that she’s down for drinking on a Tuesday night is a good sign she’s down for getting rawdogged in the backseat of her crossover?
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post 1676747163 02-07-2023, 03:55 PM
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Fuk you Misc


It’s in a couple hours, will report back with story
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post 1676747363 02-07-2023, 03:58 PM
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If you aren't busting on her belly by the end of the night, you goofed.
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post 1676765233 02-07-2023, 09:51 PM
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So, not much of a story, but it was fun
I had a reisling, sweeter German wine that was tolerable for me but I feel like I need to drink a ton of water now or it’ll fuk me over
We talked a bunch, ate charcuterie, drank a decent amount of wine for $20
At the end walked her to her car, she went for the hug, hugged her and then pulled her in for the kiss
She was like “oh”
Kissed and she was like “well thank you”
So I said “thank you too” and pulled her in again for some light making out, yes with tongues
Was nice
Cawk was getting hard and tried to press it against her, but she had a big coat on, prob couldn’t feel it (no micro)
Said goodnight
We’ve got plans to meet at my house and then go for a walk and then late brunch on Sunday

Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
If you aren't busting on her belly by the end of the night, you goofed.
Thanks frank
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post 1676765553 02-07-2023, 10:01 PM
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Thank you too OP
post 1676765873 02-07-2023, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
So, not much of a story, but it was fun
I had a reisling, sweeter German wine that was tolerable for me but I feel like I need to drink a ton of water now or it’ll fuk me over
We talked a bunch, ate charcuterie, drank a decent amount of wine for $20
At the end walked her to her car, she went for the hug, hugged her and then pulled her in for the kiss
She was like “oh”
Kissed and she was like “well thank you”
So I said “thank you too” and pulled her in again for some light making out, yes with tongues
Was nice
Cawk was getting hard and tried to press it against her, but she had a big coat on, prob couldn’t feel it (no micro)
Said goodnight
We’ve got plans to meet at my house and then go for a walk and then late brunch on Sunday
Pretty sure I have seen this on the Hallmark channel. Ded fkn srs


Pro tip: the reason she was surprised and said “oh” when you kissed her is because the type of guys that drink reislings aren’t usually interested in kissing females. Next time go for a red, like a cabernet or pinot.
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post 1676766323 02-07-2023, 10:21 PM
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Get her drunk off the wine, smash them sugar walls OP
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post 1676767053 02-07-2023, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Pretty sure I have seen this on the Hallmark channel. Ded fkn srs


Pro tip: the reason she was surprised and said “oh” when you kissed her is because the type of guys that drink reislings aren’t usually interested in kissing females. Next time go for a red, like a cabernet or pinot.
Lol @ you thinking ANY WINE isn’t full on homo


I have long stood by the sentiment that wine is for ****s (craft beer too but that’s a different story)
Originally Posted By HarryfromCali⏩
Get her drunk off the wine, smash them sugar walls OP
Thanks Harry, I’ll try that next time
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post 1676767333 02-07-2023, 10:50 PM
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Use words like leather and graphite when it starts tasting like a shoe or cement, or whatever you normally order at a bar.
post 1676767513 02-07-2023, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Pretty sure I have seen this on the Hallmark channel. Ded fkn srs


Pro tip: the reason she was surprised and said “oh” when you kissed her is because the type of guys that drink reislings aren’t usually interested in kissing females. Next time go for a red, like a cabernet or pinot.
Lol at the Glass Onion ending
post 1676767853 02-07-2023, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Lol @ you thinking ANY WINE isn’t full on homo


I have long stood by the sentiment that wine is for ****s (craft beer too but that’s a different story)
Haha just messing with you man. The only thing that matters is you had a good time. If you ever take a cruise down the Rhine in Germany, a lot of Reislings are made in that region(many here are imported from there) and you can see the Vineyards on the banks of the river. They also make Gwürtztraminers there. Either one is less homo than that crappy Äpfelwein (Apple wine) they try to force on you in Frankfurt. If you do cruise the Rhine, there is another drink based off a local Brandy, called the Rüdesheimer. The town is pretty cool although pretty touristy.
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