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Thread: My wife gave birth to our son hours ago. Home birth.

post 1676997893 02-11-2023, 02:11 PM
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My wife gave birth to our son hours ago. Home birth.

First off let me say reps till I'm out. He is a healthy young fella and already has huge hands and delts so I know he's going to be a mogger.


We did a home birth ask me anything if you are interested. I will tell you one detail here: my wife wanted to do it in a birthing tub so our midwife brought one to the house. It was awesome up until the point that she shot out about a gallon of loose chit from her Angus. I had to stew in hot chit water for a good hour or two before she got out and finished pushing the baby out on our couch.
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post 1676997973 02-11-2023, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
until the point that she shot out about a gallon of loose chit from her Angus. I had to stew in hot chit water for a good hour or two before she got out and finished pushing the baby out on our couch.
post 1676997993 02-11-2023, 02:13 PM
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Fuaaaaaarkkkkk congrats papi
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post 1676998113 02-11-2023, 02:14 PM
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Grats 🥳

Is it the first child, and what is a birthing tub? 🤔
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post 1676998173 02-11-2023, 02:16 PM
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post 1676998203 02-11-2023, 02:17 PM
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post 1676998213 02-11-2023, 02:17 PM
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why didnt you change the water?
post 1676998233 02-11-2023, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
I will tell you one detail here: my wife wanted to do it in a birthing tub so our midwife brought one to the house. It was awesome up until the point that she shot out about a gallon of loose chit from her Angus. I had to stew in hot chit water for a good hour or two before she got out and finished pushing the baby out on our couch.
That’ll be a nice story to tell your son
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post 1676998263 02-11-2023, 02:17 PM
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Congrats. So whose the father?
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post 1676998323 02-11-2023, 02:18 PM
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congrats boyo!
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post 1676998393 02-11-2023, 02:21 PM
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Oh congrats to you both. I love the idea of home birth. It wasn't something they offered back when I had my kids lol.

I don't want reps so give them to someone else.
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post 1676998413 02-11-2023, 02:21 PM
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congrats boyo
post 1676998533 02-11-2023, 02:24 PM
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Congrats! Awesome news.
post 1676998683 02-11-2023, 02:27 PM
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Congratulations to you and your little family.

What a story to tell in the future. And I’m sure you can use that against your wife one day. “Remember that one time I hung out in your poo water!?” Lol.
post 1676998723 02-11-2023, 02:28 PM
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Congratulations brah
post 1676998733 02-11-2023, 02:28 PM
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Try flowing water next time
post 1676999363 02-11-2023, 02:39 PM
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Congratulations brah.
post 1677000063 02-11-2023, 02:52 PM
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All I can think about now is the chit water
I'm back, bitches!
post 1677000213 02-11-2023, 02:54 PM
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so we're just not doing the pics thing anymore?
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post 1677000683 02-11-2023, 03:04 PM
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Congrats! God bless you and your family.
post 1677002253 02-11-2023, 03:37 PM
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Congratulations! Baby boys are great!
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post 1677002443 02-11-2023, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Imagine the smell


JK Congratulations my friend
This, but more so on the congratulating.
post 1677002643 02-11-2023, 03:45 PM
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Congrats brah! srs. Home births are awesome if possible.

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post 1677002653 02-11-2023, 03:45 PM
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Congratulations on the new baby.


Spoiler!
And TMI. lol
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
finished pushing the baby out on our couch
you mean ex-couch?
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post 1677003223 02-11-2023, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
First off let me say reps till I'm out. He is a healthy young fella and already has huge hands and delts so I know he's going to be a mogger.


We did a home birth ask me anything if you are interested. I will tell you one detail here: my wife wanted to do it in a birthing tub so our midwife brought one to the house. It was awesome up until the point that she shot out about a gallon of loose chit from her Angus. I had to stew in hot chit water for a good hour or two before she got out and finished pushing the baby out on our couch.
Congratulations Monica



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post 1677003263 02-11-2023, 03:57 PM
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Congrats OP , that’s awesome news! No need for reps bruh
Back with my Fam
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Congrats....enjoy before they can start giving you attitude.

Its is an amazing experience to witness no matter what anyone says..
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Congrats, mine is 2.5 months old now,

make sure no ****ing vaccines, not a single shot of anything, remember that, I had top level doctors telling me this quietly, and while looking around.

Breast-feeding only, or if for some reason no breast-feeding is possible get raw donor milk, or if can’t then use a raw A2 cow milk, or goat milk If child cannot tolerate cow milk (goat has much less lactose), remember goat milk has no folate or B12 so you will have to supplement from beef liver capsule.

No formula, that stuff is absolute poison.

Make sure your wife is taking organic collagen supplement, which has no other ingredients though if she’s breast-feeding, if she’s not breast-feeding, then obviously you should load her up with every hair loss, recovery, and postpartum supplement possible for fastest recovery. No sex for three months, trust me, then her pussy will always be tight and healthy.
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