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post 1677665653 02-21-2023, 09:59 AM
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Someone is farting on the plane

pls help, 2 hours left on here
post 1677665713 02-21-2023, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
pls help, 2 hours left on here
Just ask loudly “who keeps farting???” So people know its not you
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post 1677665833 02-21-2023, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Just ask loudly “who keeps farting???” So people know its not you
pretty sure its guy next to me, gonna try to counterfart him
post 1677666483 02-21-2023, 10:12 AM
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Where you going? What type of plane?
post 1677666593 02-21-2023, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Where you going? What type of plane?
back home after trip to the beach in flo ryda

its a lil wimpy 737
post 1677666623 02-21-2023, 10:14 AM
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this doesnt happen when you fly first class. srs.
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post 1677666683 02-21-2023, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
back home after trip to the beach in flo ryda

its a lil wimpy 737
Lol nice
post 1677666933 02-21-2023, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩
this doesnt happen when you fly first class. srs.
do flights in the U.S. even have first class?

ive never flown on a giant intercontinental plane so ive never even seen first class as an option
post 1677666983 02-21-2023, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩
this doesnt happen when you fly first class. srs.
I crop dust at least 20+ times on a 5 hour flight in 1st. You just don't have people sitting next to you in your own little cocoon. Just have to time it between appetiser & main dish or main and dessert, otherwise the flight attendant might catch a nasty whiff if it's a stinker.
post 1677667183 02-21-2023, 10:23 AM
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fart back
to balance PH
post 1677667313 02-21-2023, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
fart back
to balance PH
this would probably work, right now all my farts are CO2 beer farts from the beach bar last night, all bark no bite
post 1677667383 02-21-2023, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
this would probably work, right now all my farts are CO2 beer farts from the beach bar last night, all bark no bite
Next time drink some weed infused vodka the night before. Those farts the next day would be hilarious on a plane.
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post 1677667403 02-21-2023, 10:29 AM
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post 1677667413 02-21-2023, 10:29 AM
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post 1677667433 02-21-2023, 10:29 AM
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your posts are interfering with the plane's sensitive instruments, brohemian
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post 1677668603 02-21-2023, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
your posts are interfering with the plane's sensitive instruments, brohemian
I'm usin the plane's wifi on airplane mode, all is within regulation sir
post 1677668673 02-21-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Next time drink some weed infused vodka the night before. Those farts the next day would be hilarious on a plane.
I wonder if the HEPA filters on the plane can filter out nasty farts like these or if it just circulates nonstop
post 1677668913 02-21-2023, 11:01 AM
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Breathe deeply and accept your fate boyo. What would you say the person(s) had for lunch? Catching any specific notes?


I've only been in first class on one domestic flight. I wore my Beebo The Sky King shirt on the Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle back home heh
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post 1677668963 02-21-2023, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
do flights in the U.S. even have first class?

ive never flown on a giant intercontinental plane so ive never even seen first class as an option
Yes.

But it's not the same as international first class.
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post 1677669143 02-21-2023, 11:08 AM
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sorry brah. its the 7/11 hotdog i had earlier. think you could spot a Monster Zero Ultra for a brah?
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post 1677669253 02-21-2023, 11:09 AM
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post 1677669563 02-21-2023, 11:17 AM
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bruh i had to experience being crop dusted earlier today by some black woman in one of those spinning doors. I was waiting in a vestibule and started smelling chit, then when i got inside it was like a death chamber.
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post 1677669863 02-21-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
I wonder if the HEPA filters on the plane can filter out nasty farts like these or if it just circulates nonstop
I don’t think so. When I was a kid planes had smoking and non-smoking sections. Its like someone didn’t know planes have a single cabin
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post 1677670153 02-21-2023, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
I don’t think so. When I was a kid planes had smoking and non-smoking sections. Its like someone didn’t know planes have a single cabin
Amazed pilots still have to say this is a non-smoking flight when doing the announcements.
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post 1677670853 02-21-2023, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
Amazed pilots still has to say this is a non-smoking flight when doing the announcements.
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post 1677670993 02-21-2023, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
pls help, 2 hours left on here
Lol just experienced the same thing on a 10 hour flight
post 1677671053 02-21-2023, 11:43 AM
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Probably more than one person. Air pressure in the cabin is lower than at sea level. As cabin pressure falls while flying, gas starts to expand. As a result, you may feel pressure in your stomach or digestive system. Gas and bloating are common.

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post 1677671163 02-21-2023, 11:44 AM
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Planes are too noisy for anyone to identify the source. It's a perfect crime.
post 1677671333 02-21-2023, 11:47 AM
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Airlines are falling apart. If it isn't air traffic control shutting down, airlines canceling many flights, it is the guy next to you farting away.

I had that happen to me on a flight. I was about ready to let him know he doesn't want to get into a gas fight with me, I have an IBD condition.
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