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02-28-2023, 04:39 PM
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How many handshakes are you away from Adolf Hitler?
For me, it goes like this :
1. Milo Yiannaopolous
2. Donald Trump
3. Bill Clinton
4. JFK
5. Eisenhower
6. FDR
7. Stalin
8. Hitler
I shook Milo's hands. Milo shook Trump's hand. Trump shook Bill Clinton's hand. Bill Clinton shook JFK's hands. JFK shook Eisenhower's hands. Eisenhower shook FDR's hand. FDR shook Stalin's hand. Stalin shook Hitler's hand.
How about you? What handshake have you done that goes back to Hitler?
1. Milo Yiannaopolous
2. Donald Trump
3. Bill Clinton
4. JFK
5. Eisenhower
6. FDR
7. Stalin
8. Hitler
I shook Milo's hands. Milo shook Trump's hand. Trump shook Bill Clinton's hand. Bill Clinton shook JFK's hands. JFK shook Eisenhower's hands. Eisenhower shook FDR's hand. FDR shook Stalin's hand. Stalin shook Hitler's hand.
How about you? What handshake have you done that goes back to Hitler?
02-28-2023, 04:51 PM
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02-28-2023, 05:07 PM
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02-28-2023, 05:10 PM
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1. Gramps
2. Patton
3. FDR
4. Stalin
5. Hitler
2. Patton
3. FDR
4. Stalin
5. Hitler
02-28-2023, 05:10 PM
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In b4 dogkrack
02-28-2023, 05:12 PM
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1. Justice Scalia
2. At least one other person on the SCOTUS
3. Donald Trump
4. Bill Clinton
5. JFK
6. Eisenhower
7. FDR
8. Stalin
9. Hitler (or, alternately, FDR, Churchill, Chamberlain, then Hitler)
Not sure that's actually the closest, but it's the easiest. I might have a shorter path to Patton through my grandfather who fought in WWII in Europe but can't confirm it.
2. At least one other person on the SCOTUS
3. Donald Trump
4. Bill Clinton
5. JFK
6. Eisenhower
7. FDR
8. Stalin
9. Hitler (or, alternately, FDR, Churchill, Chamberlain, then Hitler)
Not sure that's actually the closest, but it's the easiest. I might have a shorter path to Patton through my grandfather who fought in WWII in Europe but can't confirm it.
02-28-2023, 05:13 PM
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02-28-2023, 05:16 PM
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Hitler never met Stalin in person. Hell, Hitler never even spoke on the phone with Stalin.
You mongoloid...
You mongoloid...
02-28-2023, 05:19 PM
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1. Bill Clinton
2. JFK
3. Eisenhower
4. FDR
5. Stalin
6. Hitler
2. JFK
3. Eisenhower
4. FDR
5. Stalin
6. Hitler
02-28-2023, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
He’s frozen in a lab somewhere at this pointDogkrack is actually hitler srs
Check the IP I bet it’s an Argentinian one
Check the IP I bet it’s an Argentinian one
Hitler would be like 120 years old if he was still alive
02-28-2023, 05:23 PM
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1. Obama
2. Bill Clinton
3. JFK
4.CIA
5. FDR
6. Satan
7. Tojo
8. Stalin
9. Hitler
2. Bill Clinton
3. JFK
4.CIA
5. FDR
6. Satan
7. Tojo
8. Stalin
9. Hitler
02-28-2023, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
So I guess it would go FDR --> Churchill --> Chamberlain --> HitlerHitler never met Stalin in person. Hell, Hitler never even spoke on the phone with Stalin.
You mongoloid...
You mongoloid...
02-28-2023, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By NeoTheCatt⏩
You think the he didn’t have the jews cook him something up in the lab to extend his life?He’s frozen in a lab somewhere at this point
Hitler would be like 120 years old if he was still alive
Hitler would be like 120 years old if he was still alive
02-28-2023, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By AmericanIncel⏩
I shook trumps hand srs so I guess I’m 7 away.For me, it goes like this :
1. Milo Yiannaopolous
2. Donald Trump
3. Bill Clinton
4. JFK
5. Eisenhower
6. FDR
7. Stalin
8. Hitler
I shook Milo's hands. Milo shook Trump's hand. Trump shook Bill Clinton's hand. Bill Clinton shook JFK's hands. JFK shook Eisenhower's hands. Eisenhower shook FDR's hand. FDR shook Stalin's hand. Stalin shook Hitler's hand.
How about you? What handshake have you done that goes back to Hitler?
1. Milo Yiannaopolous
2. Donald Trump
3. Bill Clinton
4. JFK
5. Eisenhower
6. FDR
7. Stalin
8. Hitler
I shook Milo's hands. Milo shook Trump's hand. Trump shook Bill Clinton's hand. Bill Clinton shook JFK's hands. JFK shook Eisenhower's hands. Eisenhower shook FDR's hand. FDR shook Stalin's hand. Stalin shook Hitler's hand.
How about you? What handshake have you done that goes back to Hitler?
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02-28-2023, 05:46 PM
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Probably 4. My grandfather was born in Sicily and 100% knew someone who met Mussolini, who knew Hitler well.
02-28-2023, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I'm just glad someone else acknowledged reality here, srs.So I guess it would go FDR --> Churchill --> Chamberlain --> Hitler
02-28-2023, 05:49 PM
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02-28-2023, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Not many men can say they shook the hands of patton thats awesome1. Gramps
2. Patton
3. FDR
4. Stalin
5. Hitler
2. Patton
3. FDR
4. Stalin
5. Hitler
02-28-2023, 05:53 PM
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I'm also 8 hands away because one of my old coworker shook Donald's hand so it's same as you.
02-28-2023, 05:53 PM
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Uhh Jimmy Carter and then along the same line of presidents and world leaders as everyone else in the thread I guess lol
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02-28-2023, 05:58 PM
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02-28-2023, 07:28 PM
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Reminds me of the film Little Nicky
“You’re shoving a pineapple up Hitler’s ass at 4 o’clock”
“You’re shoving a pineapple up Hitler’s ass at 4 o’clock”
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