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Forum » Having HAIR has to be the biggest self-cucking SCAM
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Thread: Having HAIR has to be the biggest self-cucking SCAM

post 1678173373 03-01-2023, 09:08 PM
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Having HAIR has to be the biggest self-cucking SCAM

Brb gotta wash the chit every day so you don't stank

Brb paying a barber to cut it every 2 weeks or you look like chit

Brb gotta shave your face every day or you look homeless & smelly

Brb etc



Tfw when never will ascend to baldcel masterrace; they're beating the system



Look at dis chit mayne

Spoiler!
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1678173913 03-01-2023, 09:17 PM
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the roman look is best. short hair and clean shaven. nothing to hide
post 1678173973 03-01-2023, 09:18 PM
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OP, I didn’t know you were a baldcel. Thick, wavy hair master race. While other 35 year olds are combing their strands over, I’m letting it flow in the wind.
Lurking since '05 - the days of VS gorilla/cloud/goku threads
post 1678174053 03-01-2023, 09:19 PM
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I learned to cut my own hair since it grows so fcking fast and I don't like shaving, but I like rocking a slight stubble
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post 1678175723 03-01-2023, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
saw a barber sign saying hair cuts are like 40 bucks or something stupid now


fuk that i cut my own hair
I wouldn't even pay $40 for a blowjob from Taylor Swift
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1678175823 03-01-2023, 09:50 PM
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My buddy started shaving his head and now miraculously has a paid off house in Portland srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

Nonsense Army Crew.
post 1678175883 03-01-2023, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
I wouldn't even pay $40 for a blowjob from Taylor Swift
How fukkin poor are you? Srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

Nonsense Army Crew.
post 1678176053 03-01-2023, 09:55 PM
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I have thick wavy hair, and it's a legit hassle most of the time. 90% of the time I wear a hat.
post 1678176613 03-01-2023, 10:13 PM
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Fuk op
post 1678176813 03-01-2023, 10:19 PM
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Bald ****g0t op coping hard
post 1678176903 03-01-2023, 10:21 PM
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lmao norwood cope

get reaped nazi
post 1678176923 03-01-2023, 10:21 PM
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It’s a blessing and a curse (dead srs)
post 1678177223 03-01-2023, 10:28 PM
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lmao that look on the lill kunt's face, he's having the time of his life
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1678178873 03-01-2023, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
How fukkin poor are you? Srs
33% tax bracket

Just don't like businesses getting jewcy srs
Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
lmao that look on the lill kunt's face, he's having the time of his life
Hehe always
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1678179033 03-01-2023, 11:13 PM
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inb4 GooBaa calling you a pajeet...







































See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1678179603 03-01-2023, 11:23 PM
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Only cuck here is you tbh
post 1678181383 03-02-2023, 12:26 AM
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I just keep it to infuriate baldcels
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post 1678181613 03-02-2023, 12:37 AM
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Wait OP that’s your fox?


U can legally have a pet fox?

Wtf
post 1678209933 03-02-2023, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
inb4 GooBaa calling you a pajeet...


Lmao unaware; he must be on ignore

I guess if you misc long enough you become ghey & Indian by default




Originally Posted By vulgoo⏩
Fuk op
Brootal
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1678210123 03-02-2023, 12:38 PM
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read this as self-sucking scam
Ugbodybuilding.com is a forum full of jackasses who think they are cool whenever ganging up on a new poster

from almost death in hospital to 5'9 215 lbs 33 waist all natural top .1% in genitals so SUCK IT haters
post 1678210183 03-02-2023, 12:40 PM
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I dont care. Cavemen had long hair and they were alpha. Thats my religion. And btw you wouldnt belive how women react to men with beautifull long hair. Its like a magnet.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1678210313 03-02-2023, 12:42 PM
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Can confirm
post 1678210443 03-02-2023, 12:44 PM
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I've been cutting my own for years.
Put up a small mirror in garage, put the Oster on #2 and take care of it myself every other week.
" The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog"
- Mark Twain
post 1678210523 03-02-2023, 12:45 PM
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Shaving head in spring
Done with it

Turns to fkn straw as you get old
post 1678211133 03-02-2023, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
Shaving head in spring
Done with it

Turns to fkn straw as you get old
based.

It's over past 35. You start balding, graying, and your hair starts to resemble a cheap wig from a halloween costume store.

you can redpillmax, or you can gordonxxxmax.
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post 1678211833 03-02-2023, 01:11 PM
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I lol everytime I see the hair commercials
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