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post 1678299363 03-03-2023, 08:40 PM
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In the movie theatre watching ******* Bear : Worst movie ever

Actually thinking of walking out before it’s over lmao. Last time I did that was for “Dude where’s my car”
post 1678299433 03-03-2023, 08:41 PM
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It's not even funny in an ironic way. Just a terrible movie made for redditors.
post 1678299463 03-03-2023, 08:42 PM
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Dude where’s my car is hilarious
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post 1678299483 03-03-2023, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By AmericanIncel⏩
Actually thinking of walking out before it’s over lmao. Last time I did that was for “Dude where’s my car”
as soon as I found out the info below I lost all even sarcastic urge to see it....she's super woke irl


******* Bear is a 2023 American comedy horror film directed and produced by Elizabeth Banks

post 1678299503 03-03-2023, 08:43 PM
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Well, this feckless kunt directed so.....



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post 1678299543 03-03-2023, 08:44 PM
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Why would you ever go see that in theaters when it's obviously meant to be a semi retarded movie. it'll be free to stream within 2 months
post 1678299583 03-03-2023, 08:45 PM
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Whats wrong with it?
post 1678299733 03-03-2023, 08:51 PM
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First thing I thought was this movie's a psy-op to normalize hard drugs to kids like they did with weed.
post 1678299753 03-03-2023, 08:51 PM
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I've been juggling with the idea of seeing it. but I can't tell if its just an intentionally bad movie (like those "sharknado" movies on SyFy) or if its just legitimately bad as in straight garbage with no redeemable value.
post 1678301743 03-03-2023, 09:45 PM
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post 1678301903 03-03-2023, 09:50 PM
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It's made for people that think Bert Kreischer is funny


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post 1678302163 03-03-2023, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Dude where’s my car is hilarious
This on DVD
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I have seen a couple ads for it, I would not even consider giving up two minutes to watch the trailer let alone a hour plus and 20 bucks.



If you don’t enjoy it OP, walk out man. Done it before. The money is wasted either way. You can get some of the time back.
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Dude where’s my car is hilarious
This. The Hangover is a ripoff of it
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post 1678303543 03-03-2023, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
It's made for people that think Bert Kreischer is funny


"Bro, he's called The Machine!"
Yea could never get into his standup. Laughs at his own jokes way too much.
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
This. The Hangover is a ripoff of it
Dude where’s our friend
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Not sure if I should neg because you gave money to Hollywood
Didn’t like “dude where’s my car”
Or thought ******* bear would be anything more then regurgitated hollyjewood garbage

So many options
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A posthumous release for Ray Liotta, though not his last a couple of other posthumous to come.

Or post-humorous release according to OP, L.O.L.
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
First thing I thought was this movie's a psy-op to normalize hard drugs to kids like they did with weed.
That's exactly what it is.
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
First thing I thought was this movie's a psy-op to normalize hard drugs to kids like they did with weed.
Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
That's exactly what it is.
lol what? A movie about a bear eating ******* is a psy-op to normalize ******* use? Then what the hell was Scarface? Hell, even how about Goodfellas or any of those other mob movies. Do they not romanticize the gangster/mob world?

The movie is a satirized take on a true life event of a bear eating ******* and going on a rampage....and its rated R. Kids of an impressionable age shouldn't be watching it anyway.

You guys are looking too hard into this.
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can't imagine you going into that movie, thinking it was going to be anything but bad. And how ****ing old are you? I was 14 when dude where's my car came out and i'm currently 36
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
lol what? A movie about a bear eating ******* is a psy-op to normalize ******* use? Then what the hell was Scarface? Hell, even how about Goodfellas or any of those other mob movies. Do they not romanticize the gangster/mob world?

The movie is a satirized take on a true life event of a bear eating ******* and going on a rampage....and its rated R. Kids of an impressionable age shouldn't be watching it anyway.

You guys are looking too hard into this.
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Will it give ******* cravings if you go watch it? Srs question

I heard it had a few good lols in it.

I wouldn’t expect it to be a great movie called ******* bear either.
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
Will it give ******* cravings if you go watch it? Srs question

I heard it had a few good lols in it.

I wouldn’t expect it to be a great movie called ******* bear either.
It has zero lols

The jokes are fcking terrible. Acting is bad. Story makes no sense. Waste of time and money
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