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post 1678485543 03-07-2023, 01:26 AM
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Chris Rock ROASTS Will Smith (Stand Up)



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post 1678485553 03-07-2023, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
Damn, this dude is coping so hard - you can tell that even a year later that slap still makes him feel like the beta he was on stage that night.

Oof.
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Damn, this dude is coping so hard - you can tell that even a year later that slap still makes him feel like the beta he was on stage that night.

Oof.
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Everyone is calling chris the GOAT for this
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
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Everyoneis calling chris the GOAT for this
Yikes, guess not everyone then, huh.
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Yikes, guess not everyone then, huh.
Watch the whole thing, as he says he took that slap like pacquiao, he goes ham (srs)
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
Watch the whole thing, as he says he took that slap like pacquiao, he goes ham (srs)
I watched it, it still doesn't go as "hard" as you keep saying it does.

The fact that the slap he got from Will is still in his mind, and that aggressive, is proof that Will got him good and he's been a beta about it since that night.


If you like it, that's cool.
post 1678485743 03-07-2023, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
I watched it, it still doesn't go as "hard" as you keep saying it does.

The fact that the slap he got from Will is still in his mind, and that aggressive, is proof that Will got him good and he's been a beta about it since that night.


If you like it, that's cool.
Each to his own I guess

I agree with everything this guy says, that chris took will down with comedy, but if it ain't for you its all good

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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
Each to his own I guess

I agree with everything this guy says, that chris took will down with comedy, but if it ain't for you its all good

I mean, Chris Rock doesn't strike me as the physical type, so comedy was going to really be his only outlet to go after Will.
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Will was wrong,

but Chris will NEVER recover - his aged about 20 years. The humiliation, the utter helplessness he felt on stage that night will forever live in his brain.

The slap was bad enough (physical dominance) but after Will shouting "keep my wife's name out your fuking mouth" and Chris was like "okayyyyyyyyyyy" was just another nail (verbal dominance, which was allowed easily due to the physical dominance before).
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Big man Willie slaps a person he's a foot taller and 70 pounds heavier than instead of the 20 year old raw doggin his whore wife. All you need to know

Chris Rock handled it the best he could. It sucks that he's still getting bullied since apparently he went through it a lot as a kid.
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Big man Willie slaps a person he's a foot taller and 70 pounds heavier than instead of the 20 year old raw doggin his whore wife. All you need to know

Chris Rock handled it the best he could. It sucks that he's still getting bullied since apparently he went through it a lot as a kid.
Thats it right there. You saw the rage in his eyes during that red table talk. Yet you have to point your anger at a comedian. What a cuck.
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Damn, this dude is coping so hard - you can tell that even a year later that slap still makes him feel like the beta he was on stage that night.

Oof.
Will smith is a bigger bish than Chris rock could ever be. Smith literally got cucked. And then his wife dragged him on tv so the world could laugh at him. Nothing is more beta than that.

Edit: then taking it out on someone because you dont think hell do anything about it, and didnt actually do anything about it....



now that i think about it, maybe Chris rock is a little bit beta. But will is a straight cuck. Fr fr, yes cap.
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Will smith is a bigger bish than Chris rock could ever be. Smith literally got cucked. And then his wife dragged him on tv so the world could laugh at him. Nothing is more beta than that.
Never said Will wasn't a beta for what he did, this thread is about Chris Rock, so I stuck to that.

Both of them are betas in this situation - Will a year ago & Chris now.
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
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Everyone is calling chris the GOAT for this
He is, didn’t stoop to degeneracy is a plus in my book. Fukk will punk ass.
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Getting slapped in front of the whole world sucks, that would stick with anybody. But Will is the bitch here. He's the one who lets his wife get railed by other guys and then takes his frustration out on someone much smaller than him who has nothing to do with it
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I honestly dont know how he didn't instinctively slap/punch him back. I know I would have seen red and done so, no matter what the situation. Instead he just froze up and his voice went all high and weird, looked like a deer in headlights
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I knew Will was cucked but not aware of the specific 'entanglement'. This covers that interview

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They are both about as low as you can get on the comedy scale, Will Smith tried rapping (which I didn’t hate, but you can’t take it serious), both of them do kids movies which, I would suggest are about as equally entertaining. Madagascar, and MIB were both pretty good IMHO.



Chris did kind of gett cucked, but what could he do? Even if he could physically dominate Will, he isn’t going to fight him on stage.

Doing the only thing you can do in a moment, isn’t really being cucked.

Comparatively, Will was literally cucked, then “defended” this chick (Chris was absolutely right about Will being offended by words, just showing how much of a pussy he is), and then she separated herself from it IIRC. She didn’t appreciate it, she didn’t want it.

Chris may be letting him this get to him more than he should (I believe he, and Netflix, simply exploited it for money. That was their only intention here), but Will is the one who will never recover.

Is he even working on anything now? Because Chris just made millions off this special.

Sure, he got cucked…..
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Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
Getting slapped in front of the whole world sucks, that would stick with anybody. But Will is the bitch here. He's the one who lets his wife get railed by other guys and then takes his frustration out on someone much smaller than him who has nothing to do with it
Agreed, and it isn’t even close.
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
I knew Will was cucked but not aware of the specific 'entanglement'. This covers that interview

I know the misc hates tate but his take on this interview is both accurate and hilarious

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Bumped. Will Lost my respect. I wish James La Rue Avery (Uncle Phil) was alive to explain to Will how disappointed he is, and that not all battles are won with violence. And that he needs to grow up.

Imagine simps caping for Jada for “alopecia”. That chit isn’t cancer. George Constanza had it. Fuk that noise. Rock ripped Will Smith a new ashole that Jada didn’t penetrate yet.

Imagine, for a moment, your wife interviewing you on the internet, about how you feel about her banging her sons friend.
That’s not a family brah

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Man I was like 1 minute in and it froze. Reload page and it's DMCAed. ****in bitchass bitch asses.
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That was kinda weak.

I heard he's been touring testing out a bunch of will smith jokes.

The jokes were good. But not "comedy special" give em your best jokes good.
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Both came out of this as complete cucks. Chris Rock let another man slap him and his response was, jokes, a year later. Will Smith let another man smash his wife and his response was slapping a manlet.
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Originally Posted By TommyFury⏩
Each to his own I guess

I agree with everything this guy says, that chris took will down with comedy, but if it ain't for you its all good

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lol, first thing Chris Rock could have been according to the Jew..."an ASTRONAUT" ..LOOOOL

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sorry, but that's just too funny. lol
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Damn, this dude is coping so hard - you can tell that even a year later that slap still makes him feel like the beta he was on stage that night.

Oof.
I don't think you understand anything that happened or why that slap even took place.Basically Will got CUCKED by his wife for a course of 2 years.. with some guy who was his son's friend..A 31 yr old RnB singer who they let stay in their home because he was "damaged" or something, basically the dude was poppin pills and his career wasn't takking off so I Guess he tried to piggyback off being Jaden Smiths' friend, who is basically like 10 years younger than him..

Basically his wife was f-ing the dude and he was writing songs and tweeting about it for a few years before she admitted it to Will when he probably started questioning her.

Basically after that, he had to suffer acting like it didnt bother him while the whole world knew... and then he took it out on Chris because he couldn't take it out on his own wife.

This is the pic of him on his WIFE's TV Show, where she chose to invite him for publicity to ADMIT that a Rumor that had been circulating for 2 years was True. But instead of admitting she "CHEATED", she called it an "ENTANGLEMENT" to try and lesser the blow. Will looked completely broken while she wizarded her way with words to try to convince him it was his fault.
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Bumped. Will Lost my respect. I wish James La Rue Avery (Uncle Phil) was alive to explain to Will how disappointed he is, and that not all battles are won with violence. And that he needs to grow up.

Imagine simps caping for Jada for “alopecia”. That chit isn’t cancer. George Constanza had it. Fuk that noise. Rock ripped Will Smith a new ashole that Jada didn’t penetrate yet.

Imagine, for a moment, your wife interviewing you on the internet, about how you feel about her banging her sons friend.
That’s not a family brah

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Uncle phil would have gave will the schooling he needs. Will used to be that guy back in the day, now i cant stand to watch his chit
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