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Forum ยป Got a free burger from my hinge date! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘
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post 1678780653 03-11-2023, 02:46 PM
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Got a free burger from my hinge date! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘

Downloaded Hinge the other day ๐Ÿ“ฑ, put that I'm Israeli ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ and Jewish โœก๏ธ and matched with a girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉ that's also Israeli and Jewish and lives in Manhattan ๐Ÿ™๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜„

We went out to eat ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ, she ordered a branzino ๐ŸŸ and I didn't know what to get since the place was not Kosher ๐Ÿ˜• I didn't want to out myself as a nerd ๐Ÿค“ that keeps Kosher despite being secular ๐Ÿ˜„ so I figured I'll just get a burger ๐Ÿ„ because it's easy to carry it out and give it to some homeless person โ›บ๏ธ after the meal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

The waitress ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ comes over and asks me how I want my burger done ๐Ÿค”, so I tell her how I like my burger ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Then she asks me, do you want some cheese ๐Ÿง€ on your burger? ๐Ÿ” I think to myself sure, maybe I'll be generous and get him some cheese if it's free ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ so I ask the waitress, is it going to be extra? ๐Ÿค” She says yes it's going to be $3 extra ๐Ÿคฏ I tell her ok nevermind then ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ, there's a limit to how generous I can be ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

The girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉ I was with was looking at me like "what the actual ****?" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ and started to eat her branzino ๐Ÿค” I didn't have any conversation starter besides "do you like daggers ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ" so I said "OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ you have to pay extra for everything these days! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ" and she hits me with a mean "yeah, it's NYC ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ" ๐Ÿ˜•

Anyway she finished eating then got up to go use the bathroom ๐Ÿšฝ ๐Ÿค” Later on I get a text ๐Ÿคณ from her where she says she took care of the check ๐Ÿงพ and "you should have gotten the cheese ๐Ÿง€" ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ and the waitress ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ told me she paid the $55 check in full! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

So I took the burger ๐Ÿฎ to the nearest homeless person then he said thank you and I walk away ๐Ÿ˜„ then he suddenly calls says "hey" and I turn around ๐Ÿค”

Spoiler!
he goes "why is it so plain... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”Spoiler!
... you should have gotten the cheese ๐Ÿง€" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
Israeli Jew Crew ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโœก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
Emoji Crew ๐Ÿ˜„
Rot Crew ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

If you have to resort to commenting on my emojis ๐Ÿค” then you already lost ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
post 1678780703 03-11-2023, 02:47 PM
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Only a fgt would type like op.
Isaiah 45:22-23. Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

Catholicism debunked
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179267571

Pure blood
post 1678780723 03-11-2023, 02:47 PM
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Didnโ€™t read, negged for typing like a teenage girl.
post 1678780813 03-11-2023, 02:49 PM
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This is the first time I actually read a post of yours, usually its an insta skip

gonna go back to skipping
post 1678780863 03-11-2023, 02:50 PM
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Aware af

She was 40 btw
I loe e.
post 1678780953 03-11-2023, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Rotmaxxer⏩
Downloaded Hinge the other day , put that I'm Israeli and Jewish โœก๏ธ and matched with a girl that's also Israeli and Jewish and lives in Manhattan ๏ธ

We went out to eat ๏ธ, she ordered a branzino and I didn't know what to get since the place was not Kosher I didn't want to out myself as a nerd that keeps Kosher despite being secular so I figured I'll just get a burger because it's easy to carry it out and give it to some homeless person โ›บ๏ธ after the meal

The waitress โ€ comes over and asks me how I want my burger done , so I tell her how I like my burger

Then she asks me, do you want some cheese on your burger? I think to myself sure, maybe I'll be generous and get him some cheese if it's free so I ask the waitress, is it going to be extra? She says yes it's going to be $3 extra I tell her ok nevermind then โ€, there's a limit to how generous I can be โ€โ™‚๏ธ

The girl I was with was looking at me like "what the actual ****?" โ€โ™€๏ธ and started to eat her branzino I didn't have any conversation starter besides "do you like daggers ๏ธ" so I said "OMG you have to pay extra for everything these days! " and she hits me with a mean "yeah, it's NYC ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ"

Anyway she finished eating then got up to go use the bathroom Later on I get a text from her where she says she took care of the check and "you should have gotten the cheese " โ€ and the waitress โ€ told me she paid the $55 check in full!

So I took the burger to the nearest homeless person then he said thank you and I walk away then he suddenly calls says "hey" and I turn around

Spoiler!
he goes "why is it so plain...Spoiler!
... you should have gotten the cheese "
post 1678781433 03-11-2023, 03:00 PM
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aware
post 1678781773 03-11-2023, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
Why is this guy green boys?
The same reason the intellectual equivalent of a monkey, mr getterdone, has as many reps as he does.
post 1678782043 03-11-2023, 03:16 PM
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$55 for a freaking burger, **** that
post 1678784443 03-11-2023, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Aware af

She was 40 btw
Srs? ๐Ÿค” She looks like she's in her 20's ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘
Originally Posted By PotatoGuy⏩
The same reason the intellectual equivalent of a monkey, mr getterdone, has as many reps as he does.
Damn! ๐Ÿต
Originally Posted By KegelGains⏩
$55 for a freaking burger, **** that
+ branzino ๐ŸŸ but yeah, it's NYC ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ
Israeli Jew Crew ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโœก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
Emoji Crew ๐Ÿ˜„
Rot Crew ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

If you have to resort to commenting on my emojis ๐Ÿค” then you already lost ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
post 1678784573 03-11-2023, 04:13 PM
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strong emoji's
post 1678785323 03-11-2023, 04:33 PM
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Am I reading some type of Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics or something?
post 1678785603 03-11-2023, 04:37 PM
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You have single handedly convinced me to never use emojis again
post 1678785683 03-11-2023, 04:38 PM
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Shouldโ€™ve ordered the Royale w/ cheese
Burn rubber, not your soul
post 1678785823 03-11-2023, 04:40 PM
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If you guys don't LOL at the perfect use of emojis, I feel sorry for you.

OP is going on my rep on sight list.
post 1678785923 03-11-2023, 04:43 PM
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Hi wincel. this might be your worst alt. I appreciate it being being based off of your breakdown a few weeks ago in a thread versus myself and anachron, but it is absurd and not funny at all.
post 1678786913 03-11-2023, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
If you guys don't LOL at the perfect use of emojis, I feel sorry for you.

OP is going on my rep on sight list.
https://emojify.net/

you just put your chit in here.
post 1678787023 03-11-2023, 05:05 PM
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based and emoji pilled
post 1678787193 03-11-2023, 05:08 PM
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negged for all those emojis. unreadable garbage.
My ALT is elevated. 75.
post 1678949133 03-14-2023, 11:56 AM
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Got another date coming up with her boyos ๐Ÿ˜„ this time at a kosher place ๐Ÿค” so I can get the sandwich paid when they tell me the hummus is extra ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
If you guys don't LOL at the perfect use of emojis, I feel sorry for you.

OP is going on my rep on sight list.
Originally Posted By sennas⏩
based and emoji pilled
Based ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘
Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Hi wincel. this might be your worst alt. I appreciate it being being based off of your breakdown a few weeks ago in a thread versus myself and anachron, but it is absurd and not funny at all.
What will it take to convince you that I'm not wincel? ๐Ÿค”
Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
https://emojify.net/

you just put your chit in here.
Haram ๐Ÿ˜–
Israeli Jew Crew ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโœก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘
Emoji Crew ๐Ÿ˜„
Rot Crew ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

If you have to resort to commenting on my emojis ๐Ÿค” then you already lost ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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