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post 1678855263 03-12-2023, 10:23 PM
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Dating app brahs, what's your openers

I've been trying to comment on their little blurbs but it just scales horribly, such a time sink. Also most hot girls are completely boring and put zero effort into their prompts.


I know some of you phggts get laid (obviously not most, but the FA threads have died down lately) What do you use dawgs
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post 1678855373 03-12-2023, 10:25 PM
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post 1678855433 03-12-2023, 10:26 PM
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Yo, when it comes to online dating openers, there's no one-size-fits-all, bro. The best openers depend on the chick you're messaging, the app you're using, and your own swoll vibe. But, here are some tips and examples to get you jacked up:

Be authentic: Your opener should be real and reflect your personality, bro.

Use humor: A funny opener can help break the ice and set a playful tone for the chat.

Ask a question: Ask a question related to her profile, interests, or something you both pump iron on.

Be creative: Try to come up with a unique opener that will flex your personality and grab her attention.

Avoid cheesy pickup lines: Cheesy lines are as weak as a noodle arm, bro. Keep it real and alpha.

Here are some examples of good openers, bro:

"Yo, I see we both love steak. What's your go-to spot for a protein-packed meal?"

"Damn, your profile pic is strong. Are you a fitness model or something?"

"I'm all about them gains and humor, you got any good lifting jokes to share?"

"I noticed we both crush it in the gym. What's your favorite exercise to hit?"

"Hey, I couldn't help but notice we're both into traveling. What's your ideal beach to show off them gains?"

Remember, the key to a successful opener is to be real and respectful, bro. Flex your personality and creativity and don't be afraid to show off your alpha side.
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post 1678855863 03-12-2023, 10:35 PM
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post 1678856913 03-12-2023, 10:58 PM
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post 1678858813 03-13-2023, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
I love your smile. You have the nicest lips i’ve ever cum across
Makes me think of the classic "id love to cum all over your beautiful face" misc line. I forget the origin of it. Where's Hardeath, Bauer, or sneakyninjapants, those guys get laid
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post 1678859563 03-13-2023, 01:18 AM
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If she wants to talk to you she will respond to anything you say. So it really doesn’t matter.
post 1678861813 03-13-2023, 04:29 AM
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post 1678861873 03-13-2023, 04:35 AM
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PUA 101: Never compliment her looks. You can compliment something she has achieved, or be cheeky and compliment the pet in her picture or the decor etc. The moment you compliment her looks she already has the power. I'd recommend reading up on The Game by Neill Strauss for further information.
post 1678861893 03-13-2023, 04:36 AM
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the average sloot on a dating app have thousands of guys messaging them. they nit pick all of them and go after the best looking
post 1678862273 03-13-2023, 04:54 AM
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post 1678862313 03-13-2023, 04:55 AM
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post 1678862473 03-13-2023, 05:03 AM
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I used to use my dog is cuter than your dog. That would get a quick response because girls are all about their animals.

Current girlfriend had on her profile that she was into keto so my first message was that I had a killer keto pizza dough recipe.

Things like jokes often go over their heads. Basically if they think you're hot it doesn't matter what you say. Just don't let the first texting conversation go by without asking them for an in person meet, better to strike while they are engaged.
post 1678863643 03-13-2023, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
If she wants to talk to you she will respond to anything you say. So it really doesn’t matter.
This.

Hence why my opener was often "Free tonight?"
post 1678863753 03-13-2023, 05:37 AM
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hi. let's meet for a drink or a coffee.
post 1678863913 03-13-2023, 05:40 AM
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hi, you looking for a stranger from the internet that you could go on a date with?

would just copy paste it, around 1 out of 5 would bite
post 1678864803 03-13-2023, 05:59 AM
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A few years ago, Miscers were using "you're everything I thought I didn't want in a girl" that would cause them schizms and always get responses.
post 1678917903 03-14-2023, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
If she wants to talk to you she will respond to anything you say. So it really doesn’t matter.
Nah it does though. If I actually take a second and comment on their profile, they will pretty much always respond. If I say 'Hey whatcha doin?' it's going to be like a 10% hit rate. I mean wtf are they supposed to say, if I get that msg on bumble I pretty much never respond either.

I just don't have time to think about my response.
Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
the average sloot on a dating app have thousands of guys messaging them. they nit pick all of them and go after the best looking
Read my disclaimer brah, no incels in this thread.
Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
A few years ago, Miscers were using "you're everything I thought I didn't want in a girl" that would cause them schizms and always get responses.
Lol I remember this one. Sounds super dumb but might actually work. I told a chick she had 'mischevious eyes' but I like them the other day and she ate it up. Honestly just wanted to see how one of those cringy cornball lines would go. I kinda hate that stuff but I'm not above testing.
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post 1678917973 03-14-2023, 01:13 AM
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post 1678918203 03-14-2023, 01:20 AM
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What’s an opener?





post 1678920113 03-14-2023, 02:21 AM
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I always ask if they like Uggs & iPad, every girl is going to say yes. Then proceed with the "we should get you some of those". She'll agree with you, then you ask her phone nr, call her and set up a date to grab some drinks.
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post 1679045933 03-16-2023, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
What’s an opener?
This is exactly the same as a chick just liking you on hinge or matching and inviting you to start the conversation. You still need an opener and it's on you to dictate the conversation.

You can go right to asking them out directly off rip but I'm not sure that's optimal to snag the best girls available to you. Usually if it's a chick I'm on the fence about I'll hit em with "how about we skip the boring dating app small talk, whatcha doin thursday let's get a drink after work".

But I think some girls will match you and you gotta work em over a bit before asking them out.
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I usually look at their photos and try to make something funny of whatever I see, never comment on their physical appearance, always make statement and try to stay away from asking too many questions
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