How do you stop drinking when hot sloots are going to be out tonight? (pic)

03-17-2023, 03:27 PM

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How do you stop drinking when hot sloots are going to be out tonight? (pic)

Probably won't go out but this pic was enough to make me consider it. Buddy already invited me downtown and he always has sloots like this around. Wanna go but tomorrow will suck if I do and I'm coming up on my longest sober streak in a few years. Probably gonna stay in and find a girl on tiktok who looks like this for a fap sesh srs.

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03-17-2023, 03:28 PM

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Would destroy one on the right.

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03-17-2023, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted By CrazySerbian⏩

Would destroy one on the right.

I’d destroy all of them. Every single hole.

03-17-2023, 03:31 PM

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I’ve been drinking since last night

03-17-2023, 03:32 PM

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03-17-2023, 03:33 PM

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They look de-evolved.

I mean, look at the legs seriously.

What is this - planet of the f*cking apes, expect the apes are referred to as "women".

Happy women's month? More like Happy Ape Month!

Different species, surely?

No wonder the "women" are always flooding the Western World with little black folk.

This is also why "females" love little men like Putin and Macron.

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03-17-2023, 03:33 PM

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Would put all 4 of them in the ICU ded fkn srs.

03-17-2023, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted By HannoCometh⏩

They look de-evolved.

I mean, look at the legs seriously.

What is this - planet of the f*cking apes, expect the apes are referred to as "women".

Happy women's month? More like Happy Ape Month!

Different species, surely?

When did your dad find out about your homosexuality

03-17-2023, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted By iamdetermined⏩

Probably won't go out but this pic was enough to make me consider it. Buddy already invited me downtown and he always has sloots like this around. Wanna go but tomorrow will suck if I do and I'm coming up on my longest sober streak in a few years. Probably gonna stay in and find a girl on tiktok who looks like this for a fap sesh srs.

go out and have a good time. life is short. enjoy your youth while you still have it.

what’s a better story in 20 years, that you stayed home? or that you went another direction and made it memorable?

03-17-2023, 03:40 PM

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go out and nurse some beers. i don't get this all or nothing chit. drink in moderation, save $, be the guy with your head while everyone else is chitfaced. pick up a drunk sloot. profit.

03-17-2023, 03:41 PM

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Would only let the one on the left near my dink

03-17-2023, 03:46 PM

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Why don't you just go out and drink a little bit you don't have to get obliterated, and then possibly you will vibe with some people, and the after party could be fun.

03-17-2023, 03:50 PM

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On an individual basis I wouldn’t go out of my way to bang any of them. If it were an orgy or threesome situation I’d be down.

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03-17-2023, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩

When did your dad find out about your homosexuality

Oh, you know nothing, son.

I've seen de-evolved dudes and trust me, those apes pictured in the OP have de-evolved ape legs.

I don't know what biology they taught you in school, but lack of genitals is a disability.

This should be screened at birth.

No wonder your dumb*ss planet isn't spacefaring. You're now celebrating disability when it should be eradicated. You can't even get basic science correct.

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03-17-2023, 04:01 PM

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03-17-2023, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

go out and have a good time. life is short. enjoy your youth while you still have it.

what’s a better story in 20 years, that you stayed home? or that you went another direction and made it memorable?

Probably won't make a better story but I have enough stories year-to-date anyways.

Originally Posted By ZeGermans94⏩

Why don't you just go out and drink a little bit you don't have to get obliterated, and then possibly you will vibe with some people, and the after party could be fun.

Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩

go out and nurse some beers. i don't get this all or nothing chit. drink in moderation, save $, be the guy with your head while everyone else is chitfaced. pick up a drunk sloot. profit.

Haven't been a moderate drinker for a couple years or ever really. None of my drinking buddies are moderate drinkers either so there's only one way the night'll go.