@ 7:55

Have you ever tried getting laid with real women? It's not super hard to fuk a Yoga girl who looks like this....

ignore her texts

not real hard to figure out

Take her for a nice spaghetti dinner

I would play that one song i can play on the guitar.

Based

These threads are desperate grabs for reps from habitually masturbating porncels. Imagine being the type of guy to look for yoga videos on YouTube to jerk off to.

That's why I normally shadow neg them and move on, but since this is at the top of what passes for the Misc front page these days I figured I'd chime in.

JFL.

Would obviously take her for 48 seconds of the most intense game of hide-the-meatrod she's ever had.

Based

We would do the sex for 4-5 minutes and then I would go home and never see or speak to her again. It will be buiriful.

Probably date her for maybe a year, everything is great, we're in love, everything is right in the world......then over the course of 4-5 months realize we are going down different paths in life, she has her yoga channel and other things and I just want more out of life........I know I need to break it off with her but every time I see that ass, I just cant bring myself to do it, so I drag things out for 6 months longer than they needed to be....she can tell I'm being different and that something has changed, she feels like we're just off and in a rough patch so she brings it up and I brush it off as everything is fine, just real busy with work, but deep down I know we aren't right for each other. Another 2 months goes by and I get to where I just cant take it anymore and I tell her that I think we should split up....she can pursue her yoga and I can take that job in Idaho. She breaks down and says this is completely out of the blue and not what expected, she thought everything was great and that we were going to one day get married and have little one's running around, she says this was the only reason she kept up the slooting channels, so that she could set us up financially and we could live a worry free life, I start to cry and realize that it was me, Im the problem....the whole time.....but it's too late now....the damage has already been done, her heart of glass has been broken and will never be whole again for me.....so that's it, it's over. We break up and move on with our lives never to see or speak to each other again........I often think back fondly on the time we spent together and wonder if I'll ever have what she gave me again.

Looks like communication could've solved all of this.

Cop a footjob and bust on her tits.