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post 1679812293 03-29-2023, 09:37 AM
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Black Coffee induced dumpage commencing in T-minus 5...

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Will report back upon completion (srs)
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post 1679812963 03-29-2023, 09:50 AM
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Hope it was a good chit
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post 1679813943 03-29-2023, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By MonsieurWhite⏩
Hope it was a good chit
Repped.


Was a decent chit.

Overall well formed, the first 90% out in the first 10 seconds.

Would rate it a solid 9/10 dump except it was accompanied by a fair bit of noxious gas so I have to knock a point off - 8/10 dumping experience.
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post 1679814003 03-29-2023, 10:09 AM
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Any backsplatter?
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post 1679814113 03-29-2023, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Any backsplatter?
Tiniest bit of water kissed my anoose when that first log plopped down.

Some good hygiene practices and all is well though.

Repped.
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post 1679814803 03-29-2023, 10:22 AM
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Know these feels. I take a black coffee induced dump every day at 6am like clockwork. It's like a fuking anal exorcism.
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post 1679815183 03-29-2023, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Know these feels. I take a black coffee induced dump every day at 6am like clockwork. It's like a fuking anal exorcism.
Mine aren't quite that regular, just because my day-to-day schedule changes every single day.

I do consistently do my dump approximately 30 minutes after my first sip of coffee though, so I can at least rely on the effectiveness of it.
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post 1679816403 03-29-2023, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Robmnrd⏩
Mine aren't quite that regular, just because my day-to-day schedule changes every single day.

I do consistently do my dump approximately 30 minutes after my first sip of coffee though, so I can at least rely on the effectiveness of it.
Old buddy of mine used to swear by a black coffee and a cigarette in the morning to lubricate his bunghole.
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post 1679816553 03-29-2023, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Old buddy of mine used to swear by a black coffee and a cigarette in the morning to lubricate his bunghole.
I'll take his word on the cigarette part.

The black coffee part is definitely true (srs)
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post 1679816663 03-29-2023, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Old buddy of mine used to swear by a black coffee and a cigarette in the morning to lubricate his bunghole.
That's rigging the game. Black coffee + a couple puffs on a cig or vape in the morning, your angus doesn't stand a chance.
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post 1679816673 03-29-2023, 10:50 AM
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People don't realize the laxative and detoxing effect that black coffee can have, 'mirin OP
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post 1679819753 03-29-2023, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
That's rigging the game. Black coffee + a couple puffs on a cig or vape in the morning, your angus doesn't stand a chance.
I'd smoke casually while drinking when I was much younger and don't recall the potent anal exorcism impact it's supposed to have. One of my old coworkers used to, as he put it, "evacuate his anus" at work in the mornings after a coffee+dart combo.
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