Dirty Don, oh how you do provoke
With your charming wit and devilish smoke
You leave a trail of destruction in your wake
Leaving hearts shattered and souls in your wake

Your eyes gleam with mischief and delight
As you savor every moment in the night
Your laughter echoes through the halls
As you spin tales of love and lustful calls

Oh Dirty Don, you are a force to behold
With your suave ways and your stories so bold
But beware, for your actions have a cost
Leaving behind broken hearts that are lost

So heed this warning, dear Dirty Don
For your actions will not go on and on
One day, you may find yourself alone
With no one to turn to, and no love to own.