1. No astronauts
2. No mass shootings/zero fear of that happening
3. Won't become bankrupt if you break your leg and have to go to the hospital
4. Has the most beautiful beaches in the world and the best nature reserves
5. People are healthy, good looking and laid back

Why you a little bitch and scared to post your own nudes pussy?

I thought #1 would be a dealbreaker for you given your cuck proclivities

Agreed!

Op = phhagot!

would have killed myself by now if i was born in any other country, and i mean that literally.

lmao sit down, Australia. Back to the kids table. Imagine standing in line, proudly letting the government revoke your rights.

You are about to hand your country over to the Abos when they rig your referendum. We saw your prime minister whimpering like a bitch on TV it was broadcast all over the world. Our joggers are astronauts compared to the abos and its not close.

I agree on the beaches though, holy chit its not even close Aus is ridiculous. Not sure about the laid back people though, I spent a ton of time in Sydney and there are some really nasty kunts running around that place. Aussie women are trashy but juicy though for western white chicks.

Sydney and Melbourne though are pretty diverse. Saw a lot of Changs in Sydney over the years, and there are tons of ****** in Melbourne. Also know about the black machete gangs in Melbourne and the Leb menace in Sydney too.

sure thing jabcuck

Lol @ anyone who thinks OP doesn’t fantasize about being American as he steals from our culture on a daily basis

This

Some good points, and add good weather . But it’s a woke nanny state (just look at covid policies) and laid back can transfer to lazy and terrible customer service.

So this is a cringeworthy thread considering how wrong you actually are.

Lets see:

1) riiiiight because there definitely isn't gangs of Sudanese running rampant throughout multiple capital cities. Also, Aboriginals lmfao.

2) every week there's a drive by shooting. b-b-b-but zero fear right

3) you realise health insurance exists in the US..... right?

4) so Australia has beaches........ I don't think you realise the vast landscape of the United States lmfao. Guess what, beaches are just one of the things there are. No one in the world would choose Bondi Beach over Miami hahahahahahah holy sh*t how have you not roped yet.

5) I just don't even know how to start with this point. What's the obesity rate? huh? Don't want to say it? Ok. Must be because it's a made up comment not in reality. I'm wondering at this point whether you actually understand the definition of laid back. Because it certainly is not one of the first 100 things someone would describe about Australians.

This just reeks of an Australian who is irate they're stuck in clown country. Hey bro, it's ok the police aren't beating the general public for stepping foot past their driveway.... at the moment.

OP is an idiot and his opinion on things is usually pretty low iq therefore mostly irrelevant if not outright idiotic.

I'm an Aussie and for biased reasons would obviously choose to live here but I don't think it's better than any other western country. Countries are like phone plans, what you gain here and there you lose in other areas and it's all basically the same - good points and outright fuk-me-wat-the-fuk-is-wrong-with-u-dumb-fukwit-kunts points.

Lmao Australian beaches are like the only habitable spot on that god forsaken rock.

BRB 95% of the land is a death trap and uninhabited.

BRB giving up guns

BRB be careful swimming cuz fukking saltwater crocodiles get 25ft+

Are Australians really gonna brag after what they've been through from March of 2020, to about 6 months ago???

You guys were allowed one hr of freedom a day, like a prisoner on lockdown, and if you did leave the residence you HAD to wear a mask outdoors.

Military checkpoints, working papers, etc.

Congratulations, you got beaches.......

I'll never get over your country needing to make music videos to explain to the subhuman "natives" not to huff gasoline - and when that didn't work they had to create special additives to add to the gas to keep them from getting high from it. Sad!

Australians are not the same after Covid. They suck now.

This. Australia is an uninhabitable chithole everywhere except the coasts… and even there nature wants to kill you every chance it gets lmao.




Most Kangaroocels are cool but damn why the inferiority complex brah?

Go get your gov't required jab. Compliance is a requirement.

Australia is owned by China

At least us americans are owned by corpoations

lmao

yeah but instead of astronots you got this

1. Cricket
2. Aussie Rules
3. Castlemaine XXXX-not tranny Budweiser
4. Paul Hogan Show
5. No Poofters

I used to think quite well of Australia. It was the country I was most interested in visiting. After the very harsh COVID lock downs and other medical authoritarianisms I've read about, I'm enthralled with OZ. Still has positives to the country.