Tom Brady “ I started seeing a therapist, everyone should go once
Some say, it’s like paying for a friend to listen to you
But I don’t have sex with my friends
I know what your thinking, therapist aren’t supposed to have sex with their clients
Unless they’re massage therapist, just ask Robert Kraft


Speaking of Kraft, how many of you have eaten Kraft macaroni and cheese
We used to have Kraft macaroni and cheese contests in the locker room when I was a patriot
Bellecheck didn’t like it, he was like, you’re poisoning yourself you fuking idiots
We didn’t care, we were building a sense of comradery , you know, bonding as a team

Until we found out gronk was cumming in the macaroni