Go on reddit and search for "satisfying dildos"

Buy all the top upvoted and most recommended dildos

Measure side-by-side how you measure up

Never seen a 2” dildo for sale on Amazon. In 2023 , sloots want minimum 8.5” and the girth of a pop can or it’s over

who cares if she's satisfied

People who are not selfish lovers

You do not understand the feeling of a woman being addicted to your schmeat like a drug

why would i care about understanding a woman's feelings dr phil. a woman can see 1000 shlogs a day and have her pick. either way I like dominance and not caring what she likes wants or feels.

Also a lot of women are degens that phuck imaginary dragon dildos and lie about dik sizes.

But a lot of women mysteriously overlook the fact that they all have different size vaginas.

Some girls got no grip, they got no squeeze, they are like a loose sock down there.

Some girls got that grippy and can take like four inches max dead srs.

So you are better off with someone who "matches" you.

Do you have a mother or grandma you care about?

Do you have a wife who is the mother of your children?

Or are you just an incel who doesn't get laid anyways?

Return rate will tell you if she is happy or not.

There's an inverse correlation, in that the more you care, the more she will be turned off.

"Does that feel good, how about that, are you there yet, how's this angle, is this one better??? Is my penor pleasing to you?"

Chad manhandles her and leaves when he's done.

I'm also a dominant sort of guy but I do it to make them feel good and I have a huge dong so they are gonna be satisfied anyways.

Not like that bro, that's insecurity, that's just talking.

No woman ever complained cause I ate her out and took my time.

It drives them nuts and they end up begging for me to put it in.

Then I blow their minds, pull the hair, all that chit.

Meanwhile some dude acts like he's "alpha" cause he cums in thirty seconds and doesn't care if she gets off.

Well guess what bro, if you can't satisfy her then how are you gonna keep her?

If your dong does not just naturally satisfy her and you take pride in that?

Women can be selfish lovers too.

The dead fish just lie there and do nothing types.

It's a group effort and people who love each other don't just phuck they make love.

women are community property stop treating them like magical unicorns

This bot says some very prescient things.