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post 1680829483 04-14-2023, 08:30 PM
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The Toxic Masculinity of Dolphins

Why must they rape?

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1680830003 04-14-2023, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
Why must they rape?

hen dolphins try to do this everyone laughs, but when i try to do this, i get charged for sexual assult. WTF AMERICA?!
post 1680830113 04-14-2023, 08:40 PM
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post 1680831193 04-14-2023, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
hen dolphins try to do this everyone laughs, but when i try to do this, i get charged for sexual assult. WTF AMERICA?!
Dolphins have a strong powerful unmoggable public relations campaign. But the truth is more grim, some male dolphin species band together to form rape gangs, and will coerce a single female dolphin into mating with them. If she tries to escape they make unholy screeching noises, begin beating her with their fins, and make threatening movements to block her from escaping. This goes on for weeks on end.

Them ninjas can stay up for a week too, and still have the focus and determination of a dolphin that got a full night's sleep.

They also sometimes eat aquatic baby mammals.

Dog eat Dog World.
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1680831323 04-14-2023, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Truly Demonic Creatures. They're so cute and majestic though.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1680831443 04-14-2023, 09:06 PM
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post 1680831543 04-14-2023, 09:08 PM
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LOL at that white knight trying to protect her in the water covering her bottom up swimming in circles
post 1680831553 04-14-2023, 09:08 PM
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Mmmmmm that nose zeroes in right on her puss, he doesn’t care if she has flippers or hands, all he knows is she has a stanky puss between her legs and he wants IN
post 1680831663 04-14-2023, 09:09 PM
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Would kick em in the nuts
post 1680832533 04-14-2023, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
greentextstory
I googled the url of the original jpg you had posted and this was what came up. Is this what you were linking to?

http://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/co...ikes_dolphins/

If only this site didn't have such outdated software, so that we could easily embed and link sites easily like on other forums.
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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post 1680832933 04-14-2023, 09:43 PM
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One of my good friends, love him to death, bit of a late bloomer, despite being 6'3" and good looking, but an awkward social misfit. He used to say if he never found a real girl to bed he'd smash dolphin vagene, apparently they look a lot like human ones. Not adding any photographic evidence.

Thankfully, he eventually grew out of that dolphin phase.
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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sounds like dolphins have a lot of T
post 1680877703 04-15-2023, 05:13 PM
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It's long overdue for an Aquatic #MeToo Movement



it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1680879003 04-15-2023, 05:46 PM
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