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Thread: I’m not gonna settle down until I find a 9/10 teenager with a low body count

post 1680936083 04-16-2023, 05:41 PM
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I’m not gonna settle down until I find a 9/10 teenager with a low body count

She has to be a 8.5-9/10 and have a body count of less than 3, and she needs to be 16-19 years old and have a fat ass

Putting it out there in the universe for it to manifest
post 1680936163 04-16-2023, 05:42 PM
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i got 10k on opie is a virgin, likely obese and unkept
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post 1680936253 04-16-2023, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
i got 10k on opie is a virgin, likely obese and unkept
this is literally the polar opposite of me, im a handsome bachelor
post 1680936593 04-16-2023, 05:52 PM
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How old ru opie
post 1680937933 04-16-2023, 06:12 PM
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After 62 years I finally found my 10/10, but I just recently became aware that she’s married . Just my luck



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post 1680938403 04-16-2023, 06:19 PM
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Stick to your blow up doll collection OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1680938583 04-16-2023, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
Stick to your blow up doll collection OP
Kinda looks like Matty Matheson.
post 1680938983 04-16-2023, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By PantyPirate⏩
How old ru opie
33 but I can pass for 22

98% of 20-25 year olds think I’m their age. Even 18 YO dudes invite me to their parties lol
post 1680939323 04-16-2023, 06:32 PM
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[QUOTE=MajorTendonitis post_id=1680937933]After 62 years I finally found my 10/10, but I just recently became aware that she’s married . Just my luck

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https://postimg.cc/JtkWkjFZ][img]https://i.postimg.cc/66H6F0Lj/4-F7-B2033-7-BDF-40-EE-A2-D8-B0-DE3-BE73339.jpg[/img][/][/QUOTE]sometimes you gotta take what you want, that’s all I’m sayin
post 1680939403 04-16-2023, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TrapLoverNoHomo⏩
33 but I can pass for 22

98% of 20-25 year olds think I’m their age. Even 18 YO dudes invite me to their parties lol
Doubt it. Why are you even hanging out with 18 year olds?
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post 1680939453 04-16-2023, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I've been pondering the solution to this impossible problem myself and I've arrived at the following answer.

Women are sheep so you're hunting for a unicorn if you look in normal society because they'll all do what society does them to do which is to sloot. Even if you do find a unicorn, she might be weird which is fine but then your kids might inherit her weirdo genetics.

The only solution it's looking like is to search exclusively in a non American/Euro culture. The problem with that is that I can't vibe as well with non American women, language barrier and all that.
yeah it’s not likely I’m gonna find a virgin, that’s what I wanted but I can’t see it happening. I was looking at jay z and Beyoncé the other day and kinda realized jay z didn’t even get a virgin, but he got a good loyal woman

I can speak Spanish at around level b1 so im thinking to where to look exactly. I’m learning Romanian currently too so perhaps I’ll find a decent girl there
post 1680939523 04-16-2023, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
Doubt it. Why are you even hanging out with 18 year olds?
what do you mean doubt it? It literally happens everywhere I go.

If I go out to a bar and start talking to dudes (no homo sometimes they’ll approach me for physique) they’ll befriend me sometimes and then invite me somewhere. I had some 18 dude think I was like 20 and invited me to a party. Young people always assume I’m around their age

Sometimes I get people guess my age as 19 but majority of time people guess my age to be around 22/23
post 1680941473 04-16-2023, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
After 62 years I finally found my 10/10, but I just recently became aware that she’s married . Just my luck



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post 1680941793 04-16-2023, 07:18 PM
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Same. But she has to be a v
post 1680941813 04-16-2023, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By PantyPirate⏩
How old ru opie
why you neg me? I’ll slap you
post 1680941993 04-16-2023, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Mrstealyogurl89⏩
Same. But she has to be a v
we gonna find our girls bro, trust me
post 1680942053 04-16-2023, 07:25 PM
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Oh yeah me too, bro.


brb moving to Afghanistan and bringing 50 goats with me as potential dowry
post 1680942523 04-16-2023, 07:35 PM
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OP should take up heavy drinking, so he'll die alone earlier.
post 1680943043 04-16-2023, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By mattb717⏩
OP should take up heavy drinking, so he'll die alone earlier.
I don’t drink because it dehydrated skin, im very into skincare )(No homo)
post 1680943063 04-16-2023, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Oh yeah me too, bro.


brb moving to Afghanistan and bringing 50 goats with me as potential dowry
I ideally want a Latina, might go to Colombia or something and bring back a hot 17 year old.
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