NASHVILLE, TN — 47-year-old Jamie Arnado, a tourist from California, reportedly attempted to stick her finger in her boyfriend's anoose at the Holston House Hotel in downtown Nashville early Monday morning, ending in quite the commotion, and eventually, her in a jail cell. The couple, who have been dating for five years, had been drinking Sunday night before returning to their hotel. As she entered the hotel, she screamed at the staff, demanding a late checkout, and became aggressive. Her boyfriend, Patrick Jenks, was able to get her into their room despite her yelling "shut up" at him during the process.

About an hour later, she called the front desk and stated she had been assaulted. Security went to the room, at which time she told her boyfriend she was going to have him arrested for assault, and claimed he grabbed her wrist and twisted it. As police arrived and conducted interviews, it was revealed that she had attempted to stick her finger in her boyfriend's anoose during a fukk encounter, and he told her to stop, and she scratched him along his back, which is what caused him to grab her wrist. She was determined to be the primary aggressor and taken into custody.

https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/...shville-hotel/

He may or may not be overreacting. But, he's lucky it wasn't a strap on:

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No fingers in my anoose sloot or I'll drop you like a bad habit!! ******** photos of the lovely couple in much happier, wholesome times.

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Back with my Fam

I'm back, bitches!

Originally Posted By legbroke⏩

Thot patrolled (literally)

Forgot to include a poll. Your gf sticks a finger up your bum...wut do?

I did this to a previous boyfriend, whilst giving him a massage...The moment was absolutely perfect and it just felt right. He was completely relaxed and almost dozing off when I did it. He woke up and almost slugged me, but then he just let go, and I finished probing his rectum like an inquisitive ET doing an experiment on a Humanoid. Good times.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima

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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩

Sheesh, you are one conniving sloot.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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I don't know either lol