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CEO praises slave for selling his family dog to work more hours
https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxj5...turn-to-office
In a virtual town hall last week, the CEO of a Utah-based digital marketing and technology company, who is forcing employees to return to the office,celebrated the sacrifice of a worker who had to sell the family dog as a result of his decisions. He also questioned the motives of those who disagreed, accusing some of quiet quitting, andwaxed skeptical on the compatibility of working full time with serving as a primary caregiver to children.
The decision by Clearlink CEO James Clarke to mandate in-office work had come as a surprise to many workers, seeing as Clarke himself had said over email as recently as late October that he had “no plans” to mandate in-office work and some Clearlink employees had been hired with the understanding that the company was “remote-first.”
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Clearlink CEO James Clarke had told employees in no uncertain terms as recently as October that there were "no plans" to require a return to office.
But “circumstances” had “changed,” the company told employees this month, as Clearlink, like many others, has struggled to adapt to a teetering economy and recently undergone a round of layoffs. To jumpstart the firm, Clarke sent a company-wide email on April 3 saying that people who live within 50 miles of the company’s new headquarters in Draper, Utah, would be required to come into the office four days a week, with limited exceptions, starting April 17. The decision, he wrote, was made to improve the company’s performance amid a “challenging” environment.
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During a video meeting to explain the reasoning behind the changes, Clarke unleashed on his employees, saying he had deduced that some 30 employees had not opened their laptops for a month (the quiet quitters); wondering aloud if some remote employees were secretly working multiple jobs; and asking the company to increase productivity to “30 to 50 times our normal production” as a result of recent advances in artificial intelligence while also making reference to the “Judeo-Christian ethic” and noting, for unclear reasons, that he went to Oxford and Harvard.
All he was asking, he said, is that people come into the office and give their “blood, sweat, and tears” to the company. “I challenge any of you to outwork me, but you won’t,” he added.
Everyone work like this guy. Do you want children, or do you want to be a better employee?The decision by Clearlink CEO James Clarke to mandate in-office work had come as a surprise to many workers, seeing as Clarke himself had said over email as recently as late October that he had “no plans” to mandate in-office work and some Clearlink employees had been hired with the understanding that the company was “remote-first.”
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Clearlink CEO James Clarke had told employees in no uncertain terms as recently as October that there were "no plans" to require a return to office.
But “circumstances” had “changed,” the company told employees this month, as Clearlink, like many others, has struggled to adapt to a teetering economy and recently undergone a round of layoffs. To jumpstart the firm, Clarke sent a company-wide email on April 3 saying that people who live within 50 miles of the company’s new headquarters in Draper, Utah, would be required to come into the office four days a week, with limited exceptions, starting April 17. The decision, he wrote, was made to improve the company’s performance amid a “challenging” environment.
Clearview CEO All Hands Supercut
During a video meeting to explain the reasoning behind the changes, Clarke unleashed on his employees, saying he had deduced that some 30 employees had not opened their laptops for a month (the quiet quitters); wondering aloud if some remote employees were secretly working multiple jobs; and asking the company to increase productivity to “30 to 50 times our normal production” as a result of recent advances in artificial intelligence while also making reference to the “Judeo-Christian ethic” and noting, for unclear reasons, that he went to Oxford and Harvard.
All he was asking, he said, is that people come into the office and give their “blood, sweat, and tears” to the company. “I challenge any of you to outwork me, but you won’t,” he added.
In hopes of rallying the troops, Clarke took the time to pay special attention to one employee who had sold the family dog as a result of his decision, describing it as an example of the “sacrifices that are being made” and saying it broke his heart as someone who, he claimed, has been at the “head of the humanization of pets movement.”
Clarke also focused on concerns that the shift would cause undue harm to people who serve as primary caregivers for their children, who would have to pay for additional childcare. The CEO expressed skepticism that single and working mothers could meet company expectations while continuing to take care of their children, saying that while “it can be done … it adds so much stress to a working mother’s life that I would never want to put on anyone.”
Additionally, he said, it could be argued that having a full-time job and serving as a primary caregiver is “neither fair to your employer nor fair to those children.”
“Now, I don’t necessarily believe that,” he clarified. “But I do believe that only the rarest of full-time caregivers can also be productive and full-time employees at the same time.” He proceeded to say he believed the data would support this “in time,” though he then noted that data can be warped and manipulated to prove any one particular point.
Clarke also focused on concerns that the shift would cause undue harm to people who serve as primary caregivers for their children, who would have to pay for additional childcare. The CEO expressed skepticism that single and working mothers could meet company expectations while continuing to take care of their children, saying that while “it can be done … it adds so much stress to a working mother’s life that I would never want to put on anyone.”
Additionally, he said, it could be argued that having a full-time job and serving as a primary caregiver is “neither fair to your employer nor fair to those children.”
“Now, I don’t necessarily believe that,” he clarified. “But I do believe that only the rarest of full-time caregivers can also be productive and full-time employees at the same time.” He proceeded to say he believed the data would support this “in time,” though he then noted that data can be warped and manipulated to prove any one particular point.
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Would never sell any of my dogs. I even had a good job offer at Singapore but didnt accept cuz of my dogs.
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"forced" back to the office ok
I'm sure if he stayed home with his precious dog they would have sent armed men to his house to get him.
I'm sure if he stayed home with his precious dog they would have sent armed men to his house to get him.
04-19-2023, 02:55 PM
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lmao just pathetic
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
Same here.Would never sell any of my dogs. I even had a good job offer at Singapore but didnt accept cuz of my dogs.
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Exactly.Wagies must sacrifice all for the good of Mr. Noseburg.
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"Slave" Yeah. Getting paid and leaving any time for another job. Retard
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Look two Jews (or shabbos goys). Good job, rabbi shekelstein and mr. noseberg are proud of you. slave away your life."forced" back to the office ok
I'm sure if he stayed home with his precious dog they would have sent armed men to his house to get him.
I'm sure if he stayed home with his precious dog they would have sent armed men to his house to get him.
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
bruh.... You live in the Philippines correct?Would never sell any of my dogs. I even had a good job offer at Singapore but didnt accept cuz of my dogs.
no offense, but wtf.
04-19-2023, 02:58 PM
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Someone could offer me $10 trillion for my dog and I'd say instantly tell them to **** off. What kind of fking beta would sell his own dog for a wageslave job. Embarrassing, and you don't ever recover your integrity from that. He'll never be able to respect himself again.
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Our company was trying to "force" our department and several others back into the office about a year ago.....and all of us got together and put our 2 weeks in......not even a day later we were no longer required to come back to the office.
80% of the company went WFH during covid and we were told in writing that this was the way of the future for our company......so people moved away from the office and then 2 years later they're trying to tell people they have to come back into the office if they want to keep their jobs.....yea ok. Company of about 130 people and all the sudden 40 put in their 2 weeks notice...all of your accounting department, all of your procurement department and all of your controls department......just lol.
80% of the company went WFH during covid and we were told in writing that this was the way of the future for our company......so people moved away from the office and then 2 years later they're trying to tell people they have to come back into the office if they want to keep their jobs.....yea ok. Company of about 130 people and all the sudden 40 put in their 2 weeks notice...all of your accounting department, all of your procurement department and all of your controls department......just lol.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Yeah brah. But I cannot leave my dogs and some of my family are here. I have a good business going on anyway, that I got 2 houses and several vehicles, plus I get to travel internationally yearly.bruh.... You live in the Philippines correct?
no offense, but wtf.
no offense, but wtf.
But sadly, women here are hideous. Either fat/chubby or body of a 13 year old boy.
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
oh ok.Yeah brah. But I cannot leave my dogs and some of my family are here. I have a good business going on anyway, that I got 2 houses and several vehicles, plus I get to travel internationally yearly.
But sadly, women here are hideous. Either fat/chubby or body of a 13 year old boy.
But sadly, women here are hideous. Either fat/chubby or body of a 13 year old boy.
I was imagining a philippines situation like a 1 room house with 8 cousins living in it.
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Originally Posted By BrahMike⏩
now what will happen is they will focus on bulletproofing and next time they take a run at you they wont care if you quit, youll already been replacedOur company was trying to "force" our department and several others back into the office about a year ago.....and all of us got together and put our 2 weeks in......not even a day later we were no longer required to come back to the office.
80% of the company went WFH during covid and we were told in writing that this was the way of the future for our company......so people moved away from the office and then 2 years later they're trying to tell people they have to come back into the office if they want to keep their jobs.....yea ok. Company of about 130 people and all the sudden 40 put in their 2 weeks notice...all of your accounting department, all of your procurement department and all of your controls department......just lol.
80% of the company went WFH during covid and we were told in writing that this was the way of the future for our company......so people moved away from the office and then 2 years later they're trying to tell people they have to come back into the office if they want to keep their jobs.....yea ok. Company of about 130 people and all the sudden 40 put in their 2 weeks notice...all of your accounting department, all of your procurement department and all of your controls department......just lol.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Im sure for most poor people it is. Lol. People here mostly think of the same life path- graduate, get married and must have multiple kids- no matter how poor.oh ok.
I was imagining a philippines situation like a 1 room house with 8 cousins living in it.
I was imagining a philippines situation like a 1 room house with 8 cousins living in it.
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Originally Posted By MasterMorality⏩
start your own company,retard. Nazi accounting firmSame here.
Exactly.
Look two Jews (or shabbos goys). Good job, rabbi shekelstein and mr. noseberg are proud of you. slave away your life.
Exactly.
Look two Jews (or shabbos goys). Good job, rabbi shekelstein and mr. noseberg are proud of you. slave away your life.
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Originally Posted By 129iq⏩
I am pretty happy and comfortable in life and that is because I am not a wage-slave who answers to shekelstein or noseberg.start your own company,retard. Nazi accounting firm
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04-19-2023, 03:56 PM
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I'm not sure what's worse, the person that sold their dog or the CEO for praising them for it.
And if you suspect people aren't working due to not opening their laptops for 30 days, then maybe you should discuss those problems with those people. And ask yourself why they weren't laid off.
And if you suspect people aren't working due to not opening their laptops for 30 days, then maybe you should discuss those problems with those people. And ask yourself why they weren't laid off.
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The dialogue is a little strong. He wasn’t forced to do anything.
We are all grown ups and none of this is personal. If he made that decision it is his to bare, not the employer.
Some chitty ass life decisions and I empathize with him. A lot of people make these kinds of decisions every day. People did it with the vax like a mo fo.
But lettuce be cereal.
Why does the article claim he celebrates it, but when you read the quote, he simply acknowledges it as a sacrifice, obviously empathizing with him.
He said it was heart breaking. How is that a celebration?
Employees/rentcels always be mad about chit they made up.
We are all grown ups and none of this is personal. If he made that decision it is his to bare, not the employer.
Some chitty ass life decisions and I empathize with him. A lot of people make these kinds of decisions every day. People did it with the vax like a mo fo.
But lettuce be cereal.
Why does the article claim he celebrates it, but when you read the quote, he simply acknowledges it as a sacrifice, obviously empathizing with him.
He said it was heart breaking. How is that a celebration?
Employees/rentcels always be mad about chit they made up.
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CEOs were forcing wagecels to get jabbies too
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Originally Posted By Girthquake505⏩
Just think, Mr Noseberg is going to make that wagie a true MOGGER now.. Any day now, any day.Ernie?
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
So the government lets you keep confidential information on your shytty ****book tf?I wonder if those people were able to just use their personal laptops to get work done. When covid started and the Navy got Outlook email set up online so we were able to work remotely for shore duty jobs I basically never touched my painfully-slow government laptop again. I just used my MacBook instead.
Every company that isn't run by clowns is not going to let people keep their valuable data on an employees personal laptop
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
He probably just made it up. In my wagie days, if you didn't answer your email for a day or two, Mr. Shekelstein would send the police for a "welfare check." And then immediately fire them.I wonder if those people were able to just use their personal laptops to get work done. When covid started and the Navy got Outlook email set up online so we were able to work remotely for shore duty jobs I basically never touched my painfully-slow government laptop again. I just used my MacBook instead.
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
most people are not dealing with classified information on such a regular basis they need their computer/laptop to be cleared for it.So the government lets you keep confidential information on your shytty ****book tf?
Every company that isn't run by clowns is not going to let people keep their valuable data on an employees personal laptop
Every company that isn't run by clowns is not going to let people keep their valuable data on an employees personal laptop
But if they were, appropriate measures would be taken.
It is allowed when specific criteria is met.
This is absolutely not a big deal at all.
I know people will point to the few leaks that make national news, but it is so unlikely to happen to that extreme.
It would only happen if there is an absolute need, and it will be very closely monitored.
Leaks happen. They will never be 100% avoidable.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
And now you have your revenge on your Jewish boss that fired you.Bashing him everyday on the miscHe probably just made it up. In my wagie days, if you didn't answer your email for a day or two, Mr. Shekelstein would send the police for a "welfare check." And then immediately fire them.
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Originally Posted By 129iq⏩
Ok RabbiAnd now you have your revenge on your Jewish boss that fired you.Bashing him everyday on the misc
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Cubicle wagies, your owner wants you back in your cage. This clown got so comfortable sitting at home in his undies pretending to work, that he actually bought a dog to keep him company, lmao.
Back in the cagie, wagie!
Back in the cagie, wagie!
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
I would quit my job before i ever abandoned my dog what the **** is wrong with people.Would never sell any of my dogs. I even had a good job offer at Singapore but didnt accept cuz of my dogs.
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
That and the massive amount of outsourcing WFH folks are going to experience. Do they really think they're going to beat the globalist corps at their own game?now what will happen is they will focus on bulletproofing and next time they take a run at you they wont care if you quit, youll already been replaced
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