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Forum » You HAVE to pick one of these 3 things to happen to you (srs pragmatic answers only)
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Thread: You HAVE to pick one of these 3 things to happen to you (srs pragmatic answers only)

post 1681373523 04-23-2023, 05:46 PM
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You HAVE to pick one of these 3 things to happen to you (srs pragmatic answers only)

Option 1:
You are turned overnight into a manlet. 5’8 or lower is your new height


Option 2:
You are turned into a poorcel. Your annual income will never be allowed to go above 100k ever again


Option 3:
The Norwood reaper pays a visit and takes everything. No more hair on top of your head for you




Which fate do you pick boyos?
post 1681373533 04-23-2023, 05:47 PM
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LOL. Already dealing with all 3
post 1681373913 04-23-2023, 05:53 PM
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Some benefits of each:


Option 1: can troon out and probably pass for a woman , then life is on e z mode


Option 2: can be Chad with paltry income but have to move to third world aka sex tourist


Option 3: can roid out and pull the look off, life ends at mid 50s but you won’t have a bad run
post 1681381203 04-23-2023, 08:23 PM
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I'd notice no changes. srs
post 1681381293 04-23-2023, 08:24 PM
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Already #3 so I pick that
post 1681381423 04-23-2023, 08:26 PM
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Option number 1 would be too much. Jesus 5’8” ultimate punishment, would rope immediately.
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post 1681381473 04-23-2023, 08:27 PM
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Keeping healthy and good hobbies makes a great stress free life. I'm good now on 60k (no kids crew). Fishing and playing music.

Don't wanna be bald tho
* Eggs and Rice crew *
* No Washcloth Crew *

Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

#FREEPH*GGOT

MMGA
post 1681381573 04-23-2023, 08:28 PM
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would shave my head
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