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Thread: Ever jizz within 5 minutes of waking up at 5am? (incels beware)

post 1681595273 04-27-2023, 07:25 AM
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Ever jizz within 5 minutes of waking up at 5am? (incels beware)

Ever wake up at 5am, feel a warm naked body against you, still groggy and confused from sleep, and feel yourself being groped, then sucked on hard, then ridden like you're a stallion, and all of this being over literally within 5 minutes as you bust a hard, slightly-painful nut all before you've had a chance to fully bring yourself into the realm of wakefulness and consciousness?

It's fuking bananas, man. Happened this morning, been happening a lot lately actually. Good way to start the day, though. Get all the nasty out right from the get go and start the day relaxed and zen drinking coffee, post-jizzshot-cum still leaking out.

Hope everyone is having a nice day and training hard.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681595423 04-27-2023, 07:27 AM
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Id prefer to be on top...but thats just me.
post 1681595533 04-27-2023, 07:28 AM
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It usually takes a good amount of effort to jizz in the morning.
post 1681595713 04-27-2023, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Id prefer to be on top...but thats just me.
Variety is the spice of life, my boyo
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It usually takes a good amount of effort to jizz in the morning.
Hence my descriptor of it being semi-painful lol

Like it wasn't finished brewing.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681595853 04-27-2023, 07:34 AM
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not at 5 - I usually go to sleep a few hours before the gf and she will often play with my cock till I get hard and then phuck me while I am in that not quite awake but not quite asleep state. It is effing awesome
post 1681595993 04-27-2023, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
not at 5 - I usually go to sleep a few hours before the gf and she will often play with my cock till I get hard and then phuck me while I am in that not quite awake but not quite asleep state. It is effing awesome
Such a mixed bag of emotions. Fatigue, confusion, excitement, grogginess.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681596253 04-27-2023, 07:42 AM
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my girlfriend tries to fool around alot after we wake up. i notice it takes way longer to cum and in general the parts are less sensitive since i assume everything is just waking up
post 1681596443 04-27-2023, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By AlexTheChad⏩
my girlfriend tries to fool around alot after we wake up. i notice it takes way longer to cum and in general the parts are less sensitive since i assume everything is just waking up
For myself I notice my guard is down and my tolerance to resist busting a gigantic nut is at its lowest when I just wake up. I build up a tolerance through the day and can last forever later on in the day. In the morning it's like ketchup that just drips out.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681596513 04-27-2023, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Such a mixed bag of emotions. Fatigue, confusion, excitement, grogginess.
it's like the most realistic sex dream - I highly recommend
post 1681597123 04-27-2023, 07:58 AM
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He sounds like a keeper, OP.

But yeah, the best way to wake up is with your penor in her mouth. I dated a girl who did that anytime she woke up before me. The day is automatically going to be good after that.
post 1681597213 04-27-2023, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
He sounds like a keeper, OP.

But yeah, the best way to wake up is with your penor in her mouth. I dated a girl who did that anytime she woke up before me. The day is automatically going to be good after that.
Pretty much, yeah. It's not fun carrying a gigantic backed up nut in your yambag all day. No wonder incels are so frustrated and bitter.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681597343 04-27-2023, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Pretty much, yeah. It's not fun carrying a gigantic backed up nut in your yambag all day. No wonder incels are so frustrated and bitter.
oh I disagree on that. After some practice you get used to it. Personally I used to love when she would blow me but stop before I came before work and tell me to think about it all day - the sex after work is always phenomenal.

Now I do it almost everyday though - liked hopped up horny all day every day. Never had more sex and it is never enough sex
post 1681597423 04-27-2023, 08:05 AM
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Yeah has happened loads. If I'm going to bed and my gf is sleeping and I fancy it I just start fuking her without waking her up first, so she returns the favour quite often.
post 1681597673 04-27-2023, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
oh I disagree on that. After some practice you get used to it. Personally I used to love when she would blow me but stop before I came before work and tell me to think about it all day - the sex after work is always phenomenal.

Now I do it almost everyday though - liked hopped up horny all day every day. Never had more sex and it is never enough sex
Very fair. Our work situation here is different than it used to be but yes, I remember back in the day anticipating a nasty slam session all day long, the horny meter slowly creeping up like my hand up a thonged ass.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681597813 04-27-2023, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Ever wake up at 5am, feel a warm naked body against you, still groggy and confused from sleep, and feel yourself being groped, then sucked on hard, then ridden like you're a stallion, and all of this being over literally within 5 minutes as you bust a hard, slightly-painful nut all before you've had a chance to fully bring yourself into the realm of wakefulness and consciousness?

It's fuking bananas, man. Happened this morning, been happening a lot lately actually. Good way to start the day, though. Get all the nasty out right from the get go and start the day relaxed and zen drinking coffee, post-jizzshot-cum still leaking out.

Hope everyone is having a nice day and training hard.
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post 1681597923 04-27-2023, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
Yes then I had kids
Are your kids usually awake at 5am listening to what you're doing?
post 1681597983 04-27-2023, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
It usually takes a good amount of effort to jizz in the morning.
Opposite for me. Morning I can be like the Flash. In and out like a fast food restaurant.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1681598133 04-27-2023, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
Yes then I had kids
Why would having kids result in no more sex? Are they up too early?
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Opposite for me. Morning I can be like the Flash. In and out like a fast food restaurant.
Flinging thick goopy 9-ropers like a short order cook flings fried eggs at tired truckers who just destroyed their one bathroom with their fast food/energy drink/cheap coffee gravy schits.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1681598183 04-27-2023, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Ever wake up at 5am, feel a warm naked body against you, still groggy and confused from sleep, and feel yourself being groped, then sucked on hard, then ridden like you're a stallion, and all of this being over literally within 5 minutes as you bust a hard, slightly-painful nut all before you've had a chance to fully bring yourself into the realm of wakefulness and consciousness?

It's fuking bananas, man. Happened this morning, been happening a lot lately actually. Good way to start the day, though. Get all the nasty out right from the get go and start the day relaxed and zen drinking coffee, post-jizzshot-cum still leaking out.

Hope everyone is having a nice day and training hard.
What does he look like?
post 1681598423 04-27-2023, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
What does he look like?
Like the burliest bear you've ever seen.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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