Teethbrahs, how to get pearly whites?

05-01-2023, 09:43 AM

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Teethbrahs, how to get pearly whites?

I've absolutely haramed my teeth into oblivion/skyrim for the past 15 years with smoking and coffee and sht. Also have been eating curry my whole life so that definitely didn't help either. What sucks even more is that I have a toothy smile so I can't help it when I smile and my yellow ass teeth show. I want my teeth to be sparkling phuking white like my potent jizz.

I've been using that teeth whitening gel from Rajc's thread for almost a week now and all it's really done is make my teeth a shiny yellow. It looks gross af. Granted I did use a lower dosage (22%) cuz of sensitive teeth but I've been leaving it on for an hour at least.

Is it worth it to try a higher dosage? The highest I've seen on sale on amazon is 44%. I just wanna know if there's anything else I can do other than going to the dentist for dat teeth whitening procedure cuz I heard it's expensive af. Will rep measlies for any help thanks brahs.

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05-01-2023, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩

I've absolutely haramed my teeth into oblivion/skyrim for the past 15 years with smoking and coffee and sht. Also have been eating curry my whole life so that definitely didn't help either. What sucks even more is that I have a toothy smile so I can't help it when I smile and my yellow ass teeth show. I want my teeth to be sparkling phuking white like my potent jizz.

I've been using that teeth whitening gel from Rajc's thread for almost a week now and all it's really done is make my teeth a shiny yellow. It looks gross af. Granted I did use a lower dosage (22%) cuz of sensitive teeth but I've been leaving it on for an hour at least.

Is it worth it to try a higher dosage? The highest I've seen on sale on amazon is 44%. I just wanna know if there's anything else I can do other than going to the dentist for dat teeth whitening procedure cuz I heard it's expensive af. Will rep measlies for any help thanks brahs.

I used the 44% many years ago, probably 2012ish, and maybe 1 week every two years I use it again to refresh them. White AF

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05-01-2023, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted By AriesTH⏩

I used the 44% many years ago, probably 2012ish, and maybe 1 week every two years I use it again to refresh them. White AF

Did you have to take any precautions or anything? I heard it’s really painful for your gums?

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05-01-2023, 09:44 PM

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not really. you could go to a professional whiting clinic. your teeth are going to have a natural yellow tint (depending on the person) regardless unless you get veneers. you could try the stronger versions but realistically once you get the professional whiting and maybe using whitening gel a few times within 2 weeks, that's the whitest you're really gonna get.

I spent like $200 bucks on a whitening clinic, it wasn't that expensive. It'll probably get you a few shades whiter but don't expect miracles.

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05-01-2023, 09:58 PM

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Again with this thread. OP I'll make it real simple for you:

Get custom whitening trays made at the dentist

Buy Opalescence 35% (I buy mine on Ebay)

If your teeth are sensitive start with only 30min if you're fine then use them for 1hour.

05-02-2023, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted By sooby⏩

not really. you could go to a professional whiting clinic. your teeth are going to have a natural yellow tint (depending on the person) regardless unless you get veneers. you could try the stronger versions but realistically once you get the professional whiting and maybe using whitening gel a few times within 2 weeks, that's the whitest you're really gonna get.

I spent like $200 bucks on a whitening clinic, it wasn't that expensive. It'll probably get you a few shades whiter but don't expect miracles.

Which one did you go to? I’m in Toronto too, 2 bills is not bad I thought it was a lot more.

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