I got in a fight with this miscer outside a grocery store in NYC. I told him how cool it was that he was there with his nephew and some fine hbb who I think he was fking, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for change or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Then he walked outside and waited for me in the street. Out of nowhere, he sucker punched me and kept beating the chit out of me while asking if I even lift bro. I told him to stop or I'd kill his ass, and that just made him madder. Then he asked me to suck his dink, and I refused and tried to get his eye. He went crazy after that. Dude was about to stomp me, but his nephew begged him to stop. Dude I'm not even sure it was his nephew. He grabbed that girl he was with's ass and walked off. Super weird.

Settle down wincel

didn't read, nor will I ever read anything this obnoxious ****q0t puts out here.

ded

just like he probably is with his cancer

ayyyy

The most cringe aware thread in a while. Negged.