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» Anyone else hate the feel of drool running from your sack down to your crack?
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post 1682100773 05-05-2023, 10:50 AM
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Anyone else hate the feel of drool running from your sack down to your crack?

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post 1682102353 05-05-2023, 11:17 AM
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post 1682103433 05-05-2023, 11:35 AM
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You could ask him politely to be less sloppy.
post 1682103453 05-05-2023, 11:35 AM
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Well I cannot speak for myself but I would imagine women and I am not talking about purported women who might actually possess the organ to which you are referring but actual women might dislike this feeling particularly if they are HTC and enjoy frequent chipotle lunch binges because that lubrication could be the proverbial straw that breaks the camel’s back in that a touch of fluid on a fart portal at high tension could result in rapid catastrophic failure in the form of sudden fart viper extrusion and obviously there are situations where that could be problematic or socially damaging in that then the lady is required to hoist the gigantic log over her shoulder and walk shamefully past dry heaving onlookers whilst lugging the diabolical log to the nearest receptacle which will probably be too small then it will get awkward as she tries to kick it through the small opening and gets her own caca everywhere
post 1682103503 05-05-2023, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Well I cannot speak for myself but I would imagine women and I am not talking about purported women who might actually possess the organ to which you are referring but actual women might dislike this feeling particularly if they are HTC and enjoy frequent chipotle lunch binges because that lubrication could be the proverbial straw that breaks the camel’s back in that a touch of fluid on a fart portal at high tension could result in rapid catastrophic failure in the form of sudden fart viper extrusion and obviously there are situations where that could be problematic or socially damaging in that then the lady is required to hoist the gigantic log over her shoulder and walk shamefully past dry heaving onlookers whilst lugging the diabolical log to the nearest receptacle which will probably be too small then it will get awkward as she tries to kick it through the small opening and gets her own caca everywhere
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post 1682103513 05-05-2023, 11:36 AM
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Wipe your ass the next time you have him over you animal.
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post 1682107783 05-05-2023, 01:12 PM
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(can't believe that I have to make this disclaimer but it is the misc, the wretched hive of scum and villainy): Assuming that this is an actual female giving a BJ of some sort, its fine as long as you are somewhere where the mess isn't an issue. It usually means that she is giving a sloppy one, which is usually better.

What should not be feel good but strangely does, is when a girl throws up while she is balls deep deepthroating and she keeps going. The ripple / convulsions of the throat and the warmness surprisingly feel good, but the smell and mess afterwards is not worth it.
post 1682108503 05-05-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
(can't believe that I have to make this disclaimer but it is the misc, the wretched hive of scum and villainy): Assuming that this is an actual female giving a BJ of some sort, its fine as long as you are somewhere where the mess isn't an issue. It usually means that she is giving a sloppy one, which is usually better.

What should not be feel good but strangely does, is when a girl throws up while she is balls deep deepthroating and she keeps going. The ripple / convulsions of the throat and the warmness surprisingly feel good, but the smell and mess afterwards is not worth it.
Absolutely true story:

When we were teens, my buddy's girlfriend was on her knees giving him head while he sat on the couch...he blew his wad while she had him balls deep and while trying to swallow it down, she started gagging and immediately barfed, all over his cock and lap. He was (rightfully) so disgusted, he immediately barfed right on her head while she was heaving on his cock. They had to clean themselves and the whole mess before his parents got home. He hurled again while cleaning lol.

I was skeptical of this story until that same chick told that story to my girlfriend completely separately and then my girlfriend told me.
post 1682108713 05-05-2023, 01:34 PM
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i am erect now after reading thread title
post 1682108773 05-05-2023, 01:36 PM
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No and tongue feels good chasing it into your an00se hole.
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post 1682109583 05-05-2023, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat
Absolutely true story:

When we were teens, my buddy's girlfriend was on her knees giving him head while he sat on the couch...he blew his wad while she had him balls deep and while trying to swallow it down, she started gagging and immediately barfed, all over his cock and lap. He was (rightfully) so disgusted, he immediately barfed right on her head while she was heaving on his cock. They had to clean themselves and the whole mess before his parents got home. He hurled again while cleaning lol.

I was skeptical of this story until that same chick told that story to my girlfriend completely separately and then my girlfriend told me.
He either married that girl or never saw here again. A situation like that only has two two extreme outcomes. Imagine trying to clean everything before the parents got home... brutal.

Last one to throw up doing that was the Chinese ex. We were at her little apartment that she shared with another student who was only there part time. Anyway, it happened and it was just all over. Both of us jumped in the shower and came back to the room and it smelled bad. She immediately throws on shorts and a t-shirt, and rips off all the beddings and has to take them to the separate washer / dryer building next door. There was someone in there in the next aisle over and he had to have smelled it. She was so embarrassed and trying to hurry and get the load started.

She kept apologizing to me, asking (worried) if she ruined the moment. I told her not to worry, everything was ok. I think that she didn't like me seeing her a mess like that either. She really was a trooper.

Obviously this was at her place (roommate was out of town that week), so it wasn't nearly as bad as having to explain it to someone.
post 1682109763 05-05-2023, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat
Absolutely true story:

When we were teens, my buddy's girlfriend was on her knees giving him head while he sat on the couch...he blew his wad while she had him balls deep and while trying to swallow it down, she started gagging and immediately barfed, all over his cock and lap. He was (rightfully) so disgusted, he immediately barfed right on her head while she was heaving on his cock. They had to clean themselves and the whole mess before his parents got home. He hurled again while cleaning lol.

I was skeptical of this story until that same chick told that story to my girlfriend completely separately and then my girlfriend told me.
Sounds like an episode of South Park.
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