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Thread: If evolution was real how come we need to buy shoes?

post 1682137123 05-05-2023, 09:41 PM
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If evolution was real how come we need to buy shoes?

So we evolved to walk upright on 2 feet, have opposable thumbs and like 85 mullion other crazy top of the food chain traits, and a brain capable of building spaceships ,but I can’t step on a Lego barefoot?
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post 1682137823 05-05-2023, 09:51 PM
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Im sure if we walked barefoot from birth our feet would probably be nothing but callous and scar tissue. Then we wouldnt need shoes
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post 1682138133 05-05-2023, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
Im sure if we walked barefoot from birth our feet would probably be nothing but callous and scar tissue. Then we wouldnt need shoes
I don’t think so man. I see charities all over that donate shoes to kids in Africa with no shoes. Even though they walk barefoot since birth their feet get all jacked up.
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post 1682138353 05-05-2023, 10:01 PM
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we dont ask question
like this over here.
post 1682138523 05-05-2023, 10:03 PM
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I’m naked and afraid they make shoes. But you are right. If we evolved how did we evolve weaker than prinates when we live in a world like that? You made me realize that. Also it is a controlled evolution . Like in a real crazy world I think women would only be objects. They are only safe here because our brains were programmed to protect women and see their views. Other nationalities don’t see it that way. It’s why I question why white women are liberal and wanting open countries. They will be torn to pieces and lose rights like women in other nationalities
post 1682138693 05-05-2023, 10:08 PM
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If god is real why is OP gay
post 1682138743 05-05-2023, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By DannStark⏩
If god is real why is OP gay
Location : Canada
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post 1682139163 05-05-2023, 10:20 PM
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Big Shoe hates him
post 1682139263 05-05-2023, 10:22 PM
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The bottoms of our feet are smooth so we can still climb trees.

We're not that far evolved from apes yet.

And if things get bad enough we may find ourselves back in the trees.
post 1682139623 05-05-2023, 10:30 PM
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what are you talking about op
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post 1682139683 05-05-2023, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
what are you talking about op
He wants to know why Jesus was born with sandals on his feet, but nobody else.
post 1682139803 05-05-2023, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
He wants to know why Jesus was born with sandals on his feet, but nobody else.
the ground is hot
hey op leave your shoes off we won't stop you. you need to evolve.
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post 1682139923 05-05-2023, 10:39 PM
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if you lived in nature barefoot this would happen
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The bottoms of our feet are smooth so we can still climb trees.

We're not that far evolved from apes yet.
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Ok einstein, then take your socks and shoes off and climb some trees then. Especially ones with the rough jagged bark and splinters and see how that works out for you. Also, mirin if you have opposable big toe.
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post 1682140083 05-05-2023, 10:43 PM
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post 1682142063 05-05-2023, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩


if you lived in nature barefoot this would happen
Aren’t those Silencespeak’s feet? I don’t think she goes outside much.
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post 1682142543 05-06-2023, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Ok einstein, then take your socks and shoes off and climb some trees then. Especially ones with the rough jagged bark and splinters and see how that works out for you. Also, mirin if you have opposable big toe.
I've been to dozens of islands where the natives will climb the fukk out of a coconut tree to knock down a few coconuts like they're opening the fridge.
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I walk around outside barefoot all the time
Can step on rocks etc no worries

Stop being a pussy shoecel
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
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Originally Posted By moosik85⏩
I walk around outside barefoot all the time
You're legally retarded, tho, so nobody is going to hold it against you because you don't know how to put shoes on.
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This guy won an olympic gold medal barefoot against shoecels

post 1682143863 05-06-2023, 12:40 AM
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what a dumb thread
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Makes you wonder why we didn't evolve shoes, eh, OP?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Have you ever kissed a woman's foot when they have been on their feet all day? They are super soft.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Makes you wonder why we didn't evolve shoes, eh, OP?
we still have a problem where stepping into chit is hard to come off without pressurized water. although it shouldn't be too much of an issue near you since you sling yours at the walls
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post 1682161043 05-06-2023, 10:08 AM
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WE don't need shoes.

Almost everything we do is the result of a conspiratorial scam to get money.

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