Ever since I got shredded and my cheekbones and jawline have exposed, I’ve been getting free stuff from women.


The girl from Chipotle will let me get by with a free meal.
The girl at the register will give me the employee discount.

In general, girls are smiling, making themselves available to me, being in close proximity, hair flipping and at the gym they’re saying they hope to see me again.

But today was something else.

I went on my first date in a while on Cinco de Mayo. The place is packed with a “2 hour wait” so we decide to go next door to a dive bar. The moment I walk in, there is a white girl staring at me like I’m the second coming of Jesus. She’s like, where have I met you? And i’m like… we haven’t. And she’s like, I know you from somewhere. She thinks my name is “Jimmy” and I insist that I’m not Jimmy. Nevertheless, she tells the bartender to put my drinks on her tab. She was sitting in front of another guy who was pretending like this whole thing wasn’t happening. My date and I had a drink and then left for the restaurant, not paying a dime.

When we arrive at our restaurant they seat us at a big table for 4 that can seat 6, but we are only 2. Less than 5 minutes later, a group of 4 black women are seated at a small table of 4, limitation of 4x I wouldn’t mind a more intimate seating arrangement so I offer to switch tables. The black women are so happy and the switch was made. One of the black women was listening into our conversation and brought up how I’m a lawyer and her cousin is a lawyer after “screwing around with basketball cause he’s 6’7” and now she wants to pay for our food and drinks.

Just like that everything is paid for because I’m “Jimmy”, these women will rationalize anything if you have “Pretty Privilege”


My date and I probably spent $100 tonight but didn’t pay a dime.


Get shredded and goodwill will follow.
“Pretty privilege” or “Chad status” as you guys call it (even though I wasn’t being alpha) is real.

Handed a crisp $100 bill when he walked in every room today
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lol the first time i got the "i know you from somewhere" from a girl i was confused. Now its obvious they are flirting