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post 1682148763 05-06-2023, 04:04 AM
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Guardians of the galaxy 3 sucks as well... (spoilers if you care)

Yup just got back from it

A tonal mess of a film which doesn't know what it's trying to be, all of James Gunn's worst impulses completley freed.

It's supposed to be a family film at the end of the day, well do you like horrific scenes of animal experimentation in your family films? How about having some really cutesy sentient animals as a result of these experiments animals who just dream of seeing the sky and are just lovely and happy and innocent, and then have them all shot in the head for cheap emotional manipulation, like that?

How about a trilogy which has, at its core been about misfits coming together as a family, all going there separate ways at the end so we can replace them with a bunch of D list heroes that nobody cares about?

Just trash, this was the last Mcu film I held out any hope for, I thought it would be a nice swansong and then I could just move on from the whole mcu satisfied, but no, it's the "star trek nemesis" of the Mcu and leaves you feeling depressed and miserable.
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hmm interesting on the one hand.. i am so sick of the Marvel formula of terrible jokes.. which get pushed and pushed

But i am not sure GOG is the franchise u switch up the formula

Also did Chris Pratt end up banging the blue or green woman?
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It’s called capeshīt for a reason

Not sure why you went in expect high class cinema
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Yeah but you keep giving them your money so they'll keep pushing out this trash.
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post 1682149093 05-06-2023, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Snootz⏩
hmm interesting on the one hand.. i am so sick of the Marvel formula of terrible jokes.. which get pushed and pushed

But i am not sure GOG is the franchise u switch up the formula

Also did Chris Pratt end up banging the blue or green woman?
No, they tease him and nebula at one point which could of been kind of interesting but it goes nowhere.
post 1682149113 05-06-2023, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By moosik85⏩
It’s called capeshīt for a reason

Not sure why you went in expect high class cinema
I didn't you cretin, I expected a good, well produced, dumb superhero blockbuster.

I got a mess.
post 1682149733 05-06-2023, 04:46 AM
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Has a 96% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes and a ton of positive reviews.

I guess you're in the 4% who didn't like it.
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It was OK, but nowhere near as good at Vol. 1 and about the same as Vol. 2, IMO.
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post 1682152003 05-06-2023, 06:12 AM
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I think it looks good, and marvel hasn't put out anything good in a minute.
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never even finished the first one

only good marvel movies are logan, deadpool and blade
post 1682152363 05-06-2023, 06:20 AM
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you're an idiot if you are still watching these movies.
This would still be a true thing to say back in 2015, or even before.
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Yup just got back from it

A tonal mess of a film which doesn't know what it's trying to be, all of James Gunn's worst impulses completley freed.
that pretty much sums it up

- guardians constantly yelling and bickering at each other
- villain constantly yelling and bickering at his subordinates
- childish jokes interjected during serious moments
- THREE fake-out deaths
- went too hard on animal abuse imo
- adam warlock and cosmo were under-utilized
-unsatisfying final battle with the villain, if you can even call it that

i still found the movie decent overall and it's definitely the best mcu movie since spiderman 3. drax was more than comedy relief, rocket's backstory was still good overall, groot was the best he's ever been, mantis got more spotlight, some of the jokes landed, and the opening with adam warlock was fantastic.

7/10
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They all sucked. Don't even know why they made it in the first place with that cringey actor.
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My son is taking me to see it tomorrow as an early mothers day gift. I don't have high hopes after seeing Ant Man Quantumania but at least I'm not paying for it.

The last couple Marvel movies have been disappointing, but I'm loving the Marvel Netflix shows. We've been watching them for the past couple months. On first Punisher now and love it.
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Originally Posted By Lastro⏩
that pretty much sums it up

- guardians constantly yelling and bickering at each other
- villain constantly yelling and bickering at his subordinates
- childish jokes interjected during serious moments
- THREE fake-out deaths
- went too hard on animal abuse imo
- adam warlock and cosmo were under-utilized
-unsatisfying final battle with the villain, if you can even call it that

i still found the movie decent overall and it's definitely the best mcu movie since spiderman 3. drax was more than comedy relief, rocket's backstory was still good overall, groot was the best he's ever been, mantis got more spotlight, some of the jokes landed, and the opening with adam warlock was fantastic.

7/10
This for me.

Adam was underutilized. And this movie is gonna be hard for animal lovers. Love Cosmo though, though in the comics he is a dude. I enjoyed it better than 2.

1 > 3 > 2.

Also last 2 Marvel movies, villains were black. See... they are not always portrayed as heroes as some would say. lol

Btw, didn't see Shang Chi yet, worth it?
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
Btw, didn't see Shang Chi yet, worth it?
As a standalone it's decent. Worth a watch if you have nothing better to see.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
As a standalone it's decent. Worth a watch if you have nothing better to see.
Thanks. I don't know why I didn't watch it yet, no interest I guess. And I watched all other Marvel movies. lol.

Suckiest were Eternals, Ms Marvel and Black Panther 2.
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Grown men actually watch this chit?

Some of y’all never grew up huh.

Isn’t it for kids? Lol
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This is his last Marvel movie right? Cuz I read he is now head of the DC movies.
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Legit haven't watched a single marvel movie after endgame
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Imagine watching this chit as an adult

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The MCU ended for me at Endgame. I occasionally revisit some older MCU films, but it's insanity to keep watching bad films hoping for a gem. The MCU is done. Has been for a while.
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It's getting an 8 on IMDB, I think it'll be good, not gonna watch it in theatres though.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
As a standalone it's decent. Worth a watch if you have nothing better to see.
Agreed. We watched that a while ago.
Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
Thanks. I don't know why I didn't watch it yet, no interest I guess. And I watched all other Marvel movies. lol.

Suckiest were Eternals, Ms Marvel and Black Panther 2.
We haven't seen Eternals or Black Panther 2 yet.
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Haven't been interested in a Marvel film since Phase Four began. Watched most of the latest ones, too.
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muh marvel.


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Originally Posted By KegelGains⏩
It's getting an 8 on IMDB, I think it'll be good, not gonna watch it in theatres though.
Audience ratings are all that matters. Critics are most woke shillsthat review bomb with good ratings for Disney.
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
Legit haven't watched a single marvel movie after endgame
Same. Surprised I even stuck on for that long since of the 20+ movies I watched, only 5-6 were actually good.

Hard to believe they've already released 8 or 9 movies and several TV shows since then too.
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I've only seen the first one. It was a solid movie, but I'm not surprised they ran out of ideas to keep it decent for 3 whole movies about it.
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