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ยป Have you had sex yet this week?
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post 1682230933 05-07-2023, 12:02 PM
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Have you had sex yet this week?

Today is the start of a new week. I've come to realize in today's world it's really no longer an accomplishment to have sex Friday and Saturday when all of the sloots are slooting. Instead I've created a new formula for sex that's dependent on having sex early and often in the week.

Sunday morning = Chad
Sunday afternoon/night = Chad-light
Monday/Tuesday = Respectable relationship brah
Wednesday/Thursday = Beta provider
Friday/Saturday = Beggars and/or Rapist
No sex = Incel

The earlier you have sex consistently in the week the more likely it is you're in the tier associated with that timeframe. If the week is dragging on and the first time you have sex isn't until Wednesday or later I've got some bad news, you're a below average male.

If it takes until Friday or Saturday when women are drunk and inhibitions are lowered you might as well just classify yourself as a rapist and call it a day. Women don't actually want you if the only time you get laid is when they can't see straight or are confused with an emotional high. Friday and Saturdays are the days women are tricked into having sex the most easily.

In contrast, Sunday morning is when they should be in church. We all know the mental gymnastics it requires to sloot on the cock carousel Friday and Saturday nights so most turn to Sunday morning to repent and feel like they're still classy. They'll completely forego that cleansing for Chad. He is getting laid Sunday mornings, first thing right out of the gate as the new week starts.

If it takes you midway through the week then your spouse or gf likely views it as an obligation because you are nothing more than a beta provider and she needs the cash flow to keep coming in.
post 1682233903 05-07-2023, 01:00 PM
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