to every ugly brah out there

just go to any club on a saturday night, find any random sloot. preferably someone hot. Ask her to dance, if she says no. get her drunk enough until she says yes. Then take her home, put the condom on, take the condom out right away, phuck her. Get her pregnant. Bam! you've got a girlfriend for life
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses