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» You get to be a billionaire but you become 5'4 with a 4 inch dong

View Poll Results: Do you accept the deal?

Voters: 22.
Yes
14 63%
No
8 36%
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post 1682759883 05-15-2023, 03:13 PM
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  1. kingmanaverage
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You get to be a billionaire but you become 5'4 with a 4 inch dong

Do you accept the offer or no?
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1682760063 05-15-2023, 03:15 PM
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  1. RopeACope
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  1. RopeACope
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where do i sign up boss
Boxing Crew
12 -0
post 1682760113 05-15-2023, 03:15 PM
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  1. Redfish225
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  1. Redfish225
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That’s worse than being dead.
I loe e.
post 1682760213 05-15-2023, 03:17 PM
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  1. KegelGains
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Yes, just date really short women
post 1682760273 05-15-2023, 03:17 PM
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  1. buwbs
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I want to teleport & time travel than be a billionaire
post 1682760593 05-15-2023, 03:22 PM
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  1. proudmanlet
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probably not worth it to lose 8 inches
post 1682760953 05-15-2023, 03:29 PM
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  1. AgentSkyhawk
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  1. AgentSkyhawk
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no thx jeff/10
"You can trai as had as you want to, but witout the right fel supporting your training and recovery, you will never see the resuts that you should."-ron Man

Oh by the wy...Size f*ckng matters, in everything. Don't believe the hype. Size f*ckin maters. Size DOESN'T matter to peope who dont have any size, that's why they'r like "oh size doesn't mater". SIZE, GIRTH, THICKNESS, EVERYTHING. Its a game of inches in life..add up all those inche, Victory muthaf*cker!-Gre Pitt
post 1682761063 05-15-2023, 03:31 PM
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  1. BlackKunt
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cringe at people voting yes, they must already be manlets or have small cocks or both
post 1682761083 05-15-2023, 03:31 PM
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  1. SuperHercules
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No chance in hell

Wouldn't matter if you said trillionaire
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1682761173 05-15-2023, 03:32 PM
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  1. Islandboyo
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So basically I'd be trading in my height for a billion.
post 1682761383 05-15-2023, 03:35 PM
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  1. TomPaine
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So for $1,000,000,000 I have to become the size of an average asian man?

I guess that I could find tiny women all over the world with all that money. But imagine suddenly being so much smaller in height and length. Brutal.
post 1682761413 05-15-2023, 03:35 PM
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Talk about selling yourself short
Best lifts:
Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1682761453 05-15-2023, 03:36 PM
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  1. N0stradamus
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So basically you'd have to be Jack Ma....


Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
post 1682761553 05-15-2023, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Islandboyo
So basically I'd be trading in my height for a billion.
post 1682762503 05-15-2023, 03:52 PM
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I'd find some tiny hot kpop sloot to marry and live it up on my private island
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post 1682762583 05-15-2023, 03:53 PM
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  1. MajorTendonitis
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Fuk ya , that’s 3 inches more than I got now . Height wise ,anything under 6’3 is pure cope , so it’s a win win
Back with my Fam
post 1682763013 05-15-2023, 04:00 PM
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  1. RedInsectNProud
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If the condition is that I'm some wide framed mogger with a 4 inch mega thick chode then sure why not
post 1682763033 05-15-2023, 04:00 PM
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  1. zarathu5tra
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Sure. I'll take financial freedom. I've phucced pretty women, albeit not as much as I wanted to.

A billy is financial freedom. Living life on my own terms no longer having to worry about making ends meet. Eat the best food, live in a place in any location u want.

U could always fly in some hot broads on the down low if u feel the itch. They dont care if ur a wormc0ck manlet as long as they're gettin paid.

Still a tough one. But ey 1 billy is a billy
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