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» JPMorgan and likely other corpos want to watch employees fap
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post 1682784483 05-15-2023, 11:05 PM
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JPMorgan and likely other corpos want to watch employees fap

Sauce:https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmo...adu-2022-5?amp







post 1682784543 05-15-2023, 11:06 PM
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post 1682784783 05-15-2023, 11:12 PM
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JPmorgan is one tentacle of the devil

Why would anyone with a soul work there

Everything sold as a convenience is exactly the opposite… cell phones, computers etc were sold as making life easier and simplifying tasks
In fact they have enslaved us
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1682784793 05-15-2023, 11:12 PM
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lmao @ wagies
post 1682784853 05-15-2023, 11:16 PM
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Things getting more dystopian by the day.

This tech has existed for a LONG time, though.
post 1682784883 05-15-2023, 11:19 PM
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Sounds like the paranoid fantasies of a crazy person, to be honest.
post 1682785093 05-15-2023, 11:27 PM
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All the real G's work for JT Marlin, anyway.
post 1682785223 05-15-2023, 11:30 PM
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JP Morgan's CEO is Jamie Dimon. Why is this important? His wife is a Jew.

The more you know..
post 1682785233 05-15-2023, 11:31 PM
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post 1682785633 05-15-2023, 11:50 PM
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they didn't happen to name their mainframe 'Red Queen' did they?

Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1682785843 05-15-2023, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen
they didn't happen to name their mainframe 'Red Queen' did they?

Red Queen, a Skynet system! Brought to you by Joe Biden.
post 1682786223 05-16-2023, 12:16 AM
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Bing Chilling
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post 1682787233 05-16-2023, 01:02 AM
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Just lol@ cubecels . Srs ,they just installed a module on my work truck that monitors everything from location to engine rpm’s , speed etc.
Plus our time sheet app recently got updated and now we must always have the gps set to on for tracking, or you don’t get paid .
Chits going full Gestapo mode and can’t wait to see where chits going in another 5 years .
Will probably be forced to have one of those sensors similar to what diabetes have attached to their arm in order to see if you’ve got any alcohol or drugs in your system
Back with my Fam
post 1682787273 05-16-2023, 01:03 AM
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F/ck, if you can't articulate your point in less than 3 paragraphs, you need to take some persuasive writing courses.


Get to the mutha/fc/king point asap, respect people's time....
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
post 1682787723 05-16-2023, 01:20 AM
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LMAO this is just the beginning of the end. With AI become so popular other major companies will start doing this as well. The moment JPMC posts any kind of real or faked profit after this system went live you can be sure everyone is going to want the same or similar system. Slavery is alive and well and instead of people owning people it will be companies assisted by AI to rat you out and keep you in line. People talk sht about 3rd world or lesser countries but thankfully they can't afford this type of technology or their societal backbone wouldn't allow that to happen, not without some type of revolt or civil war. Examples like CHATGPT and Bard show just how open and willing Western countries are to facilitating their own demise. Counting the days until I can buy my plane ticket and get out of here. Can't stand the crime, tranny, and everything else that is becoming a daily occurrence here. What happened to simply having a job, spending time with your family, and just living life? How did things become so majorly fuked? Would rather give up my "freedoms" of living in a "cucked" West and live somewhere where the most important thing is just being happy and there's no extra BS attached to it. Eat, work, sleep, and fuk. What's so hard about that?
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post 1682788563 05-16-2023, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By roosky11
LMAO this is just the beginning of the end. With AI become so popular other major companies will start doing this as well. The moment JPMC posts any kind of real or faked profit after this system went live you can be sure everyone is going to want the same or similar system. Slavery is alive and well and instead of people owning people it will be companies assisted by AI to rat you out and keep you in line. People talk sht about 3rd world or lesser countries but thankfully they can't afford this type of technology or their societal backbone wouldn't allow that to happen, not without some type of revolt or civil war. Examples like CHATGPT and Bard show just how open and willing Western countries are to facilitating their own demise. Counting the days until I can buy my plane ticket and get out of here. Can't stand the crime, tranny, and everything else that is becoming a daily occurrence here. What happened to simply having a job, spending time with your family, and just living life? How did things become so majorly fuked? Would rather give up my "freedoms" of living in a "cucked" West and live somewhere where the most important thing is just being happy and there's no extra BS attached to it. Eat, work, sleep, and fuk. What's so hard about that?
Definitely time to stop being a wagie. If you have a triple digit IQ, get out.
post 1682789213 05-16-2023, 02:49 AM
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Even if this exists, I guarantee you that nobody is looking at this data lol
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