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post 1683372923 05-25-2023, 09:06 AM
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ITT: It's the middle ages - what is your profession/what do you do?

Imagine we're living in the middle ages. Consider the different activities and professions folks did back then, pair that up with your current job/passions/hobbies, and determine what title(s) you would hold. On my end, I'd have to go withbardandalchemist. I'm very passionate about playing and writing music and I really like brewing beer and other alcoholic drinks like meads and wines. Alchemist by day, bard by night.



You?
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post 1683373573 05-25-2023, 09:19 AM
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post 1683373603 05-25-2023, 09:20 AM
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Definitely a lecturer in philosophy and science at the University of Paris.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1683373643 05-25-2023, 09:21 AM
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court jester
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Definitely a lecturer in philosophy and science at the University of Paris.
I think "gong" farmer would have been a more suitable profession for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gong_farmer
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post 1683373663 05-25-2023, 09:21 AM
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post 1683373713 05-25-2023, 09:22 AM
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post 1683373723 05-25-2023, 09:22 AM
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post 1683373763 05-25-2023, 09:23 AM
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Whoremonger, I guess
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post 1683373823 05-25-2023, 09:23 AM
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post 1683373883 05-25-2023, 09:26 AM
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post 1683373933 05-25-2023, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
I'd have selected blacksmith but I can't build stuff worth a fuk. I already have a giant bucket of actual blacksmith's coals and some old railway spikes I wanted to turn into knives in a forge I was supposed to build on my property. 100% srs. I just got distracted and busy and still haven't done it. My buddy does it and it's incredibly cool.
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post 1683374003 05-25-2023, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
This. Start on the bellows then work my way up the smithy trade.
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Whoremonger, I guess
I think this would be more of a hobby.
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I would be the cook for the royal family. I'd experiment with different types of lamb intestines and maybe try different spices on plates of animal brains, see how it tastes
post 1683374133 05-25-2023, 09:30 AM
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Probably a king
post 1683374543 05-25-2023, 09:36 AM
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Surprised not seeing more blacksmith. Make the best swords and armor in all the land.

Edit: o I see you said pair it with your hobbies/job. Damn I wouldn't be blacksmith. I'd be a mercenary or adventurer. Haven't seen any1 say that yet
post 1683374643 05-25-2023, 09:38 AM
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I'd drop so many "m'lady"s too
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post 1683374743 05-25-2023, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By RollTideBrah⏩
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Interest is due. Time to collect, peasant.
post 1683374943 05-25-2023, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
I'd drop so many "m'lady"s too
Would you tip your bonnet when a m'lady walks by too?
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post 1683377003 05-25-2023, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
court jester



I think "gong" farmer would have been a more suitable profession for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gong_farmer
Court Jester?

You're not funny at all ******

I've literally never laughed at anything you posted, nor have I ever witnessed any poster say you were funny.

This isn't related to me roasting you all the time either Tim, if you were remotely funny I'd let you know.

The truth is you're some big headed Indian freak who gets hit on by all the guys he comes into contact with.

Best case scenario you'd be one of those actors who had to dress up like a woman.

Or like if you were court jester they'd only keep you around the laugh at your abnormal head and because all the gay guys want to **** you, just like nowadays.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1683377483 05-25-2023, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Court Jester?

You're not funny at all ******

I've literally never laughed at anything you posted, nor have I ever witnessed any poster say you were funny.

This isn't related to me roasting you all the time either Tim, if you were remotely funny I'd let you know.

The truth is you're some big headed Indian freak who gets hit on by all the guys he comes into contact with.

Best case scenario you'd be one of those actors who had to dress up like a woman.

Or like if you were court jester they'd only keep you around the laugh at your abnormal head and because all the gay guys want to **** you, just like nowadays.
You are mean. Why attack this guy with so much hateful language?

Big meanie
post 1683377803 05-25-2023, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Bison repped me once for being funny. Feels good mogging sooby.
Oh I'll rep anyone if they make a funny post.

It's just the meatheads around here are too dumb to understand that they aren't funny.

Crazy it took me so long to realize this:

Started posting online at another site in the early 2000's.

That site was full of writers and THOSE GUYS knew how to be funny and troll.

There are a few posters here who are consistently funny, can write etc but by and large the place is a bunch of dumb ugly guys who think steroid muscles will make up for their faces.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Since I can read, I would be a priest.

I would also teach all of my legitimate and illegitimate sons to read as well, so they could be priests, too.

It was a good gig back in the day.
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
court jester



I think "gong" farmer would have been a more suitable profession for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gong_farmer
Was waiting for this response and it's literally the fourth reply...haha
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1683378653 05-25-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Alphametric⏩
You are mean. Why attack this guy with so much hateful language?

Big meanie
There are two reasons I'll roast someone here:

1. Acting like a loser. That includes spamming boring, dull threads all day, spamming racist posts every chance you get, etc.

2. People come at me.

When you're funny, (esp dumb) people around you think "oh hey I can do that too, look at me guys.."

I forget the actual term, where low IQ people who've never done something think they'll be good at it.

Doesn't work that way.

Ask GooBaaa and Bluehawk etc, they tried me, and they get roasted into tantrums every time now.

I roast Bluehawk primarily for fapping to fantasies about getting chin implants and GooBaa is just too easy.

He literally looks like Hamburglar, big oblong goofy head, tries to come off as tough despite looking like Hey Arnold, LARP'cel etc.

Never had any real problem with either until they decided to call me out and realized the water's a lot deeper than it looks from the shore 😂😂😂
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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