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Anyone have this issue while having sex?
Not sure how the anatomy works but I have no flexibility where the dink attaches to the pubic bone. Sloots can't ride my dink unless they go in a perfectly up and down motion. Have nearly broken my dink many times trying cowgirl. I see guys in p0rn who have 0 issue with this. Sucks because I have to do all the work.
05-27-2023, 09:59 AM
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I really don’t want to talk about your dick but I want to participate just in case we can make some progress here.
Maybe see a doc?
Maybe see a doc?
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05-27-2023, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
lol not gonna get surgery done just so a chick can ride my cawkI really don’t want to talk about your dick but I want to participate just in case we can make some progress here.
Maybe see a doc?
Maybe see a doc?
05-27-2023, 10:10 AM
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Just had cowgirl this morning srs, it slips out a lot but I think it's because she gets so wet.
The GOAT is...
Receive Blowjob -> Make out on top of her, maybe cunnilingus/rubbing/fingering -> Missionary -> Cowgirl -> Doggy pt 1 (she backs into you) > Doggy pt 2 (you pound crazy into her till you are about to coom) -> Pull out. Hopefully she orgasms by the end.
The GOAT is...
Receive Blowjob -> Make out on top of her, maybe cunnilingus/rubbing/fingering -> Missionary -> Cowgirl -> Doggy pt 1 (she backs into you) > Doggy pt 2 (you pound crazy into her till you are about to coom) -> Pull out. Hopefully she orgasms by the end.
05-27-2023, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Visel⏩
No issues doing most of that. Only problem is, I can't do anything where the sloot does the fuking. Range of motion is too short. Try taking ur index finger and pulling it to the side. No flexibility and just hurts. Feelsbadman.Just had cowgirl this morning srs, it slips out a lot but I think it's because she gets so wet.
The GOAT is...
Receive Blowjob -> Make out on top of her, maybe cunnilingus/rubbing/fingering -> Missionary -> Cowgirl -> Doggy pt 1 (she backs into you) > Doggy pt 2 (you pound crazy into her till you are about to coom) -> Pull out. Hopefully she orgasms by the end.
The GOAT is...
Receive Blowjob -> Make out on top of her, maybe cunnilingus/rubbing/fingering -> Missionary -> Cowgirl -> Doggy pt 1 (she backs into you) > Doggy pt 2 (you pound crazy into her till you are about to coom) -> Pull out. Hopefully she orgasms by the end.
05-27-2023, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
So there's a tendon that attaches your cock to your body, and like anything else you can stretch it to gain flexibility. You can also have surgery to have it cut, you'll gain 1-2" of cock, but it will be all floppy even while hard.Not sure how the anatomy works but I have no flexibility where the dink attaches to the pubic bone. Sloots can't ride my dink unless they go in a perfectly up and down motion. Have nearly broken my dink many times trying cowgirl. I see guys in p0rn who have 0 issue with this. Sucks because I have to do all the work.
Originally Posted By Visel⏩
No such thing as too wet, there's such a thing as a cock being too short though. Good luck out there.Just had cowgirl this morning srs, it slips out a lot but I think it's because she gets so wet.
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05-27-2023, 10:35 AM
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Pm me pics so i can help you out.
05-27-2023, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
down, up, side-by-sideAre you talking like can't bend down as if they did reverse cowgirl? Cause I can't do that either. See it in porn all the time and it looks painful as f*ck.
05-27-2023, 10:52 AM
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Years of stretching it down to piss with morning wood so I'm good
05-27-2023, 10:53 AM
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How the hell do you deal with random boners if your dick can't bend some hard?
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
not a BBC so not too hard to hideHow the hell do you deal with random boners if your dick can't bend some hard?
05-27-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
But it still has to go either up or down. Can't just be rock solid pointing straight ahead in jeans.not a BBC so not too hard to hide
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Why would this be a problem? Are your sloots all leaning way back during cowgirl? Like leaning away from you?
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I have the same issue of the OP. Basically when fully erect dick gets extremely hard and immobile. Hurts if a girl is riding and strays too far downward or too the side. Its only a problem when fully erect/rock hard. If its just semi its more mobile. When you get a random boner its easy to point it up and into the waistband or up and to the side a bit towards a pocket. I think its like mentioned above tendons that attach the dick to the base of your body is tight. Stretching doesn't work much for me.How the hell do you deal with random boners if your dick can't bend some hard?
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
If it can bend up in a waistband, it doesn't seem like it's lacking any flexibility.I have the same issue of the OP. Basically when fully erect dick gets extremely hard and immobile. Hurts if a girl is riding and strays too far downward or too the side. Its only a problem when fully erect/rock hard. If its just semi its more mobile. When you get a random boner its easy to point it up and into the waistband or up and to the side a bit towards a pocket. I think its like mentioned above tendons that attach the dick to the base of your body is tight. Stretching doesn't work much for me.
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05-27-2023, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
thisI have the same issue of the OP. Basically when fully erect dick gets extremely hard and immobile. Hurts if a girl is riding and strays too far downward or too the side. Its only a problem when fully erect/rock hard. If its just semi its more mobile. When you get a random boner its easy to point it up and into the waistband or up and to the side a bit towards a pocket. I think its like mentioned above tendons that attach the dick to the base of your body is tight. Stretching doesn't work much for me.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
it's possible when done slowly. It's way different when a sloot is riding and you have no controlIf it can bend up in a waistband, it doesn't seem like it's lacking any flexibility.
05-27-2023, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
sloot needs to bounce straight up and down with no deviations or my dink nearly breaksWhy would this be a problem? Are your sloots all leaning way back during cowgirl? Like leaning away from you?
05-27-2023, 01:31 PM
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To stretch it out, lay on your back naked and tie one end of a string to your dink and the other to a blade of a running ceiling fan
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
It naturally goes up. So it can flex upwards a bit easier. It just can't be pushed downwards much. Nor sideways. Its exactly like the OP describes how a finger flexes. It goes one way (up) but to the side or down doesn't stretch much.If it can bend up in a waistband, it doesn't seem like it's lacking any flexibility.
Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
When my dick is at full mast its shaped like this. Doesn't bend downwards much. If a sl00t goes crazy riding it feels bout like she can break it at the base. (srs)Anybody willing to MS paint this?
When hitting it from the back/doggy style kinda gotta be positioned just right to get the right angle. Torso leaning forward a bit. Its kinda awkward until you find your angle.
Only positive is due to the angle/curve/stiffness when hitting it doggy dink feels bigger to them and it puts crazy pressure on the inside of their angus through the vagina. Without fail every single girl I've hit from behind has had at least 1 orgasm. Some 3 or 4. (srs). Also works well if we are both standing and I push a girl against a wall or something and bend them over slightly and smash from behind standing.
Unfortunately cowgirl/reverse cowgirl simply does not work and nearly broke my dick a few times trying.

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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
This is a good exercise, if a bit outdated. A better way to treat OP's issue is to put his erect dick between a door and it's door frame, and slam the door as hard as you can. 3 sets of 3 reps will fix him right up.To stretch it out, lay on your back naked and tie one end of a string to your dink and the other to a blade of a running ceiling fan
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Same but it's fine. Lol at soft wienercels who can move their semi erect penis. Diamond hard crew
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Oh, y'all got one of those upwards dicks. Yeah, don't know much about that. I got a straight pointing curve. Go ahead and burn that image into your brain.It naturally goes up. So it can flex upwards a bit easier. It just can't be pushed downwards much. Nor sideways. Its exactly like the OP describes how a finger flexes. It goes one way (up) but to the side or down doesn't stretch much.
When my dick is at full mast its shaped like this. Doesn't bend downwards much. If a sl00t goes crazy riding it feels bout like she can break it at the base. (srs)
When hitting it from the back/doggy style kinda gotta be positioned just right to get the right angle. Torso leaning forward a bit. Its kinda awkward until you find your angle.
Only positive is due to the angle/curve/stiffness when hitting it doggy dink feels bigger to them and it puts crazy pressure on the inside of their angus through the vagina. Without fail every single girl I've hit from behind has had at least 1 orgasm. Some 3 or 4. (srs). Also works well if we are both standing and I push a girl against a wall or something and bend them over slightly and smash from behind standing.
Unfortunately cowgirl/reverse cowgirl simply does not work and nearly broke my dick a few times trying.

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When my dick is at full mast its shaped like this. Doesn't bend downwards much. If a sl00t goes crazy riding it feels bout like she can break it at the base. (srs)
When hitting it from the back/doggy style kinda gotta be positioned just right to get the right angle. Torso leaning forward a bit. Its kinda awkward until you find your angle.
Only positive is due to the angle/curve/stiffness when hitting it doggy dink feels bigger to them and it puts crazy pressure on the inside of their angus through the vagina. Without fail every single girl I've hit from behind has had at least 1 orgasm. Some 3 or 4. (srs). Also works well if we are both standing and I push a girl against a wall or something and bend them over slightly and smash from behind standing.
Unfortunately cowgirl/reverse cowgirl simply does not work and nearly broke my dick a few times trying.

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Cowgirl seems like one of those things you see a lot in porn, but few actually bother with.
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Originally Posted By Banderistan⏩
Doesn't have to be cowgirl, can't do any position where the sloot does the workCowgirl seems like one of those things you see a lot in porn, but few actually bother with.
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