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post 1683539073 05-28-2023, 01:02 AM
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What’s the slang term for jerkin off without any lube?

Also, what’s your favorite slang for jergen it in general?

Best answers get reps.
post 1683539193 05-28-2023, 01:07 AM
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Dry shaftin
See natypes sig
post 1683539253 05-28-2023, 01:13 AM
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It’s called Skiing in Afghanistan
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post 1683539373 05-28-2023, 01:16 AM
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intact penis
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post 1683539393 05-28-2023, 01:16 AM
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up and down
inside out.
post 1683539723 05-28-2023, 01:29 AM
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Grip it n rip it
post 1683539803 05-28-2023, 01:36 AM
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Dry Docking
post 1683539853 05-28-2023, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted By AK1615
Dry shaftin
My buddy is saying there was a term used by Jamie Fox in the movie Due Date when he’s talking to Robert Downey Jr about Zack Galafinakis character Jergens in the back seat of a car…….

All of these so far are great. Keep ‘em coming lol.
post 1683539893 05-28-2023, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc
It’s called Skiing in Afghanistan
Lol sounds funny. Made me look up skiing in Afghanistan to see if it was even a thing. Repped.
post 1683539923 05-28-2023, 01:46 AM
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It's called having a foreskin so you don't need lube as your d*ck isn't some dried up prune with no sensitivity.
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post 1683540043 05-28-2023, 01:56 AM
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post 1683540053 05-28-2023, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted By PSVita
It's called having a foreskin so you don't need lube as your d*ck isn't some dried up prune with no sensitivity.
Jaguarfanconfusion.gif

Don’t bring your foreskinned penis insults in to my thread you god damn god damn chimpanzee.
post 1683540413 05-28-2023, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted By PSVita
It's called having a foreskin so you don't need lube as your d*ck isn't some dried up prune with no sensitivity.
this


i tried using lube when i was a teen to see what the hype was about... legit felt worse


feel bad for u cut brahs
post 1683540503 05-28-2023, 02:29 AM
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Cutcels need lube jfl.
post 1683540633 05-28-2023, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ninetynine8
this


i tried using lube when i was a teen to see what the hype was about... legit felt worse


feel bad for u cut brahs
What’s a funny slang term for jergens your meat tutu where your from?
post 1683540653 05-28-2023, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn
Cutcels need lube jfl.
You think you’re better than me?

post 1683541843 05-28-2023, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted By PSVita
It's called having a foreskin so you don't need lube as your d*ck isn't some dried up prune with no sensitivity.
cut and often jerk with no lube
post 1683541923 05-28-2023, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
cut and often jerk with no lube
That means the jew who cut you was generous to leave a bit of skin
post 1683541953 05-28-2023, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Benji
That means the jew who cut you was generous to leave a bit of skin
whatever he did, it's perfect
post 1683542073 05-28-2023, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
whatever he did, it's perfect
Where did you get cut? I was born in Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philly.
post 1683542113 05-28-2023, 04:23 AM
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startin a fire?

idk im circumcized and I dont need to dump motor oil on my cock to jaggoff
post 1683542193 05-28-2023, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted By HighTide11
Where did you get cut? I was born in Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philly.
I used to live in Bryn Mawr just behind the Ferrari dealer.

But I was born in Cleveland
post 1683542223 05-28-2023, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman
startin a fire?

idk im circumcized and I dont need to dump motor oil on my cock to jaggoff
Lol me neither, if I’m watching porn and turned on I’ll start getting some pre-cum pretty quickly. But if I were to just start waxing my carrot using my imagination it would probably take awhile for some pre-cum to develop. Been there, done that, and it wasn’t pleasant until I busted thy nut.
post 1683542253 05-28-2023, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By HighTide11
Where did you get cut? I was born in Bryn Mawr Hospital outside of Philly.
Originally Posted By Cleveland33
I used to live in Bryn Mawr just behind the Ferrari dealer.

But I was born in Cleveland
This is a weird conversation.



Think I'm going back to the poop thread.
post 1683542293 05-28-2023, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33
I used to live in Bryn Mawr just behind the Ferrari dealer.

But I was born in Cleveland
Repped
post 1683542323 05-28-2023, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By stupid000
This is a weird conversation.



Think I'm going back to the poop thread.
Lol. You jelly bro? We have perfectly cut dinks. Its a natural convo.
post 1683542413 05-28-2023, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted By HighTide11
Lol. You jelly bro? We have perfectly cut dinks. Its a natural convo.
I just found out a guy I work with is from the same city as me, we're both in a different city and state now, should I ask him if he's circumcised and what Dr did his?

Kinda jelly, I want to feel what you two share.
post 1683542803 05-28-2023, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted By stupid000
I just found out a guy I work with is from the same city as me, we're both in a different city and state now, should I ask him if he's circumcised and what Dr did his?

Kinda jelly, I want to feel what you two share.
Well if the topic of conversation is jerking off with no lube and the conversation progresses to circumcised vs uncircumcised dicks and then you find out your from the same area…..I mean it would only be natural.
post 1683542853 05-28-2023, 05:08 AM
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It’s called jerking the chicken
post 1683543063 05-28-2023, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By HighTide11
Well if the topic of conversation is jerking off with no lube and the conversation progresses to circumcised vs uncircumcised dicks and then you find out your from the same area…..I mean it would only be natural.
I guess the next time I see him if he doesn't bring up his dink I'll have to steer the conversation to get the balls rolling, thanks bro.
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