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post 1683560863 05-28-2023, 01:00 PM
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Thinking about buying a Porsche 911 Turbo S to attract sloots and middleagecrisismax

Do sloots still drop panties for a 911? Any other turbo slootmobiles I should consider?
post 1683561103 05-28-2023, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
Do sloots still drop panties for a 911? Any other turbo slootmobiles I should consider?
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post 1683561183 05-28-2023, 01:05 PM
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For that money why wouldnt you get an exotic? Porsche's are for people that can appreciate the engineering, theyre not aesthetic like a ferrari or mclaren.

In general girls cant even tell the difference between any exotics, anyway.
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post 1683561283 05-28-2023, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By metroins⏩
Manlet

I can't even think of fitting in that.
Lose weight. Even NBA stars fit in a 911.
Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
For that money why wouldnt you get an exotic? Porsche's are for people that can appreciate the engineering, theyre not aesthetic like a ferrari or mclaren.
250K is not even entry level Ferrari/Mclaren territory.
post 1683564663 05-28-2023, 02:12 PM
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Just got a lexus IS500. no room for girl fatties in the passenger seat. Eliminates that option.

I'd get a porsche to impress my male friends
post 1683564803 05-28-2023, 02:15 PM
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post 1683565023 05-28-2023, 02:19 PM
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A 911 is my dream car, one of these days.
It's got a porsche badge, rear engine, fast as fuk, if you got the money do it, but a sloooot won't be able to tell the difference between a turbo and a regular 911, unless you pick up a gold digger
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post 1683567873 05-28-2023, 03:10 PM
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Pro tip.

99% of women with not even notice it and thinks its a vw beetle. true facts.

You will get a lot of male attention though as they know realize what you have.
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post 1683568393 05-28-2023, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Pro tip.

99% of women with not even notice it and thinks its a vw beetle. true facts.

You will get a lot of male attention though as they know realize what you have.
Great for trying men
post 1683618023 05-29-2023, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
Lose weight. Even NBA stars fit in a 911.

250K is not even entry level Ferrari/Mclaren territory.
You cant buy a new ferrari without buying used first....

awkward.

Definitely can get into a 458 or 488 for 250K.
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post 1683620163 05-29-2023, 02:30 PM
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Sloots get absolutely wet for a clean pickup truck brah. Plays on their subconscious desire for a father figure and signals your ability to provide for the family (haul things for house projects, tow things, comfortably and safely bring the kids places, etc) thus elevating their perception of you as a potential suitor
post 1683620693 05-29-2023, 02:46 PM
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There are like 10 different flavors and anything non-turbo is slow. A base 911 has about the same horsepower as a camry. No thx jeff.
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Originally Posted By metroins⏩
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I can't even think of fitting in that.
You'd be surprised. My friend is 6'8" and cant fit in vettes, vipers, and most sports cars. He says he would have no trouble driving cross country in a Porsche from his experience sitting in them.
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post 1683621633 05-29-2023, 03:11 PM
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Get a Mclaren 570s or 720s. Way more flashy, will turn heads a ton more than a boring Porsche and quite cheap right now. 570s probably about 160-180k and a used 720s can be had for around 240-260k
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post 1683622573 05-29-2023, 03:34 PM
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post 1683622663 05-29-2023, 03:38 PM
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Get a boxter and convert it into a 911




Use the left over money you were gonna spend to buy a boat too, then you have a 911 and a boat. Make sure you're aesthetic too
post 1683622833 05-29-2023, 03:42 PM
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Women know nothing about cars. You could drive around in a debadged one of these and they will think you're balling

post 1683622853 05-29-2023, 03:42 PM
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sloots don't recognize engines, they recognize the logo, the exterior and the interior.

you could have a 2 cylinder engine in a viper and they would think its fast
post 1683622903 05-29-2023, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Women know nothing about cars. You could drive around in a debadged one of these and they will think you're balling

Sloots drive financed cars nowadays, you're clearly a boomer thats living in the past. Sloots are far more aware now. I see 21 year old sloots driving mercedes E class, 4 series, nissan 350z etc
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Honestly OP, women aren't that smart to know the engineering and mechanical appreciation that goes behind Porsche's like men do.... I would look into getting something that is an exotic or near an exotic (like the new Corvette, ferrari or even a McClaren)
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Originally Posted By mryamamoto⏩
Daddy bought those. They don't know **** about em.
Probably, but some will have made it using onlyfans and chit

The bottom line is they still expect a man to have cars just as nice with all the same features, logos and chit.
post 1683623463 05-29-2023, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By mryamamoto⏩
Daddy bought those. They don't know **** about em.
This.
Or at best they walk into an Audi dealership and ask, 'whats a good one'
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