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post 1683856803 06-02-2023, 10:14 AM
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Another day at the bottom of the Hinge ELO feed

Re-installed Hinge with fresh, debloatmaxxed pics this week. I got the standard promo bump of hot chicks until the app found my level, and then it just started feeding me straight 1/10s.









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post 1683856883 06-02-2023, 10:15 AM
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dear fukking lord

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post 1683857023 06-02-2023, 10:17 AM
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Hinge does that sometimes. It’s like that SpongeBob episode where he accidentally rides the bus too far and ends up in the town with the freaks
*honkpilled crew*
post 1683857053 06-02-2023, 10:17 AM
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Such is life for timothy

Lol at guys who literally haven't touched a female a day in their lives thinking they are going to score a hot chick on an ultra competitive dating app
post 1683857383 06-02-2023, 10:22 AM
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post 1683857753 06-02-2023, 10:28 AM
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What disability does the 2nd one have?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1683857963 06-02-2023, 10:31 AM
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ask your coworkers to set up a Shaadi profile for you

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post 1683858053 06-02-2023, 10:33 AM
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What would you rate yourself OP?
post 1683858163 06-02-2023, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What disability does the 2nd one have?
I don't know. Felt a little bad about including her cause she's clearly got some problem she can't control. 95% of the girls on there are just fat as fuk, or trans.
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post 1683858243 06-02-2023, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By miscbro333⏩
What would you rate yourself OP?
I'm on the bottom half of anyone's scale, but I'm running in the 17%-20% zone for BF. The Joe Burrow avi pic is pretty accurate.
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post 1683858513 06-02-2023, 10:38 AM
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the cursed matches.


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post 1683858563 06-02-2023, 10:39 AM
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Fookin brutal m8 lol
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post 1683858893 06-02-2023, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The second one isn't that bad. Why not go for it and see if you can get the virginity thing over with and put some points on the board?
That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.

There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with - I've been talking to her like another guy, and she seems really receptive. Mid 30s, good conservative midwest girl personality (she made custom-printed koozies for the team), decent job. Personality wise, she's GF material, and I am a lot pickier about personality than looks. But looks wise... she'd fit right in with these Hinge feed pics.

Apps make me want to blow my face off, and I am well aware that it could be another 6-12 months before I even say hello to another single girl IRL. But this is a real looks-threshold test brahs. Like can the little guy get it up.
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post 1683859443 06-02-2023, 10:51 AM
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Hinge did that to me too back in the day. Bumble was better. Still none were as good as Tinder back in the college-aged years. Get off the apps, they aren't reflective of the real world.
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post 1683864243 06-02-2023, 11:51 AM
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This is what I don’t get about FA’s. They say they are bottom of the barrel but also don’t want the equivalent.

Work you’re way up boyo
post 1683864493 06-02-2023, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
Hinge did that to me too back in the day. Bumble was better. Still none were as good as Tinder back in the college-aged years. Get off the apps, they aren't reflective of the real world.
Hinge has went to sh!t. You have to essentially pay for it for it to work and give you normal matches. Tinder has stepped up their game and Bumble is good too. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1683864533 06-02-2023, 11:54 AM
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what a bunch of behemoths.

met my current GF on hinge, but this was 3.5 years ago.
post 1683902103 06-03-2023, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.

There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with - I've been talking to her like another guy, and she seems really receptive. Mid 30s, good conservative midwest girl personality (she made custom-printed koozies for the team), decent job. Personality wise, she's GF material, and I am a lot pickier about personality than looks. But looks wise... she'd fit right in with these Hinge feed pics.

Apps make me want to blow my face off, and I am well aware that it could be another 6-12 months before I even say hello to another single girl IRL. But this is a real looks-threshold test brahs. Like can the little guy get it up.
Go for it bro. You’re just catastrophizing. It’ll be fine. You don’t have to wife her up after.
post 1683902233 06-03-2023, 12:59 AM
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Yea I didn’t even know hinge had an ELO so I was swiping right on everything and now I get nothing but hambeasts

I might try tinder instead
post 1683902293 06-03-2023, 01:02 AM
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Respecting number 5 with the full body shot.

Bet anything she is actually less fat than #3 or #4.
post 1683902303 06-03-2023, 01:03 AM
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Some mighty fine U.S 11/10s.
post 1683902753 06-03-2023, 01:46 AM
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Fark is this real ? If that’s all there is to offer for you young lads on these dating sites , you may as well just install Grindr and get it over with
Back with my Fam
post 1683902803 06-03-2023, 01:50 AM
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Bought a month of primo Hinge for $50. It's expensive as fawk, but I figure I can write off this app for good if that doesn't turn over a leaf.

Got instantly hit with a wave of normal chicks. Looks like they've been hiding behind a paywall this whole time. I'll take some screenshots tomorrow.

Rambo'd through like 50 likes + comments tonight. We'll see if any match and respond.
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post 1683902873 06-03-2023, 01:53 AM
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Wait, are you a legit virgin OP?
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post 1683902923 06-03-2023, 01:55 AM
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Jesus. This is worse than anything on POF in 2017.
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post 1683902983 06-03-2023, 01:58 AM
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Looking good brah. Smash any yet?
post 1683903143 06-03-2023, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Wait, are you a legit virgin OP?
27 and waiting on my first hand hold.
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post 1683903353 06-03-2023, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
27 and waiting on my first hand hold.
Sounds like it's time to saddle up one of these bloatmoggers and go to town??
post 1683903473 06-03-2023, 02:21 AM
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Wow. I'm glad I got off dating apps years ago. Still single, but yeah fuk that noise. It's better to be FA than the present alternative here, OP. Don't listen to the HTC guys here; you'll never forgive yourself for fukin a fatty.
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Hingehas went to sh!t. You have to essentially pay for it for it to work and give you normal matches.Tinderhas stepped up their game andBumbleis good too. (Ded fkn Srs)
Funny from what I hear all over the net you could swap any of the bolded around in any order and would be echoing what everyone else is saying.
post 1683904193 06-03-2023, 03:13 AM
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Post pics if yourself op. I find it hard to believe you're that hideously ugly.
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