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post 1684318453 06-09-2023, 05:25 PM
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How wood you fight off a pack of pits?

I carry a pocket knife so it would be slicecity for the puppers
post 1684318643 06-09-2023, 05:29 PM
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post 1684319063 06-09-2023, 05:34 PM
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We got into a situation today w 2 german shepherds while fishing. Mofos ran out of nowhere & we had a lassie w us. Both of us grabbed a knife & kick them away from our dog. they kept circling & barking untill the owner (woman) ran over.
If they had latched on to our dog we wouldve killed them srs
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post 1684319353 06-09-2023, 05:38 PM
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I would do a move I call "The Twister" (no homo) where I stick my arms out to my sides and spin around really fast like a helicopter chopping up anything in my path, but of course I would have to angle it downward a little bit because the pits are smaller than a person.

Here is an example although obviously not as professional as I do it:

Would kick em in the nuts
post 1684319393 06-09-2023, 05:39 PM
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i would kick them in the face
if they grab on and latch i would jab their eyeballs
if they remain i will start swinging round and round and try to smash them into something or slam on ground
grab and try to snap their twig legs
post 1684319453 06-09-2023, 05:40 PM
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grab the nearest child and throw it somewhere away from me. Children are common bait for pits
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Why do they have to be pits you maggot?
post 1684320103 06-09-2023, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
We got into a situation today w 2 german shepherds while fishing. Mofos ran out of nowhere & we had a lassie w us. Both of us grabbed a knife & kick them away from our dog. they kept circling & barking untill the owner (woman) ran over.
If they had latched on to our dog we wouldve killed them srs
Fuuuuark
post 1684320143 06-09-2023, 05:51 PM
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Assert dominance by raping the alpha dog in the anoos. The rest will fall in line.
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post 1684320873 06-09-2023, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Tuksonrider
Assert dominance by raping the alpha dog in the anoos. The rest will fall in line.
You’re not funny bro
post 1684321233 06-09-2023, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Mrstealyogurl89
I carry a pocket knife so it would be slicecity for the puppers
Fun fact; back in the bad old days of dog fighting, owners would sometimes test the "gameness" of a bloodline by stabbing, cutting, and sawing its flesh while it was locked on to another dog. If the pit let go, then it was considered a "cur," not a true game dog.
post 1684321313 06-09-2023, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Mrstealyogurl89
You’re not funny bro
So you rather I slice open their necks as you suggest?
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post 1684321693 06-09-2023, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk
grab the nearest child and throw it somewhere away from me. Children are common bait for pits
As fckd up as this sounds, this is the only thing that would save you

Ded srs
post 1684322813 06-09-2023, 06:37 PM
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I think throwing the child as bait is the only logical solution.
Originally Posted By piramparam
We got into a situation today w 2 german shepherds while fishing. Mofos ran out of nowhere & we had a lassie w us. Both of us grabbed a knife & kick them away from our dog. they kept circling & barking untill the owner (woman) ran over.
If they had latched on to our dog we wouldve killed them srs
A vast majority of GSD's had a way of socializing where it looks aggressive but they don't really want to fight the other dog as long as your dog isn't seen as a threat. Mine acts all badass but she really just wants to play and greet the other dog or cat. Once they greet it's all cool. Just highly motivated and driven dogs.
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