When I was 9 years old, me and my friend went to Spencer's at the mall. We saw this pocket poosy and my friend was like ewwwwww. I followed along and said eww to not seem like a creep. Shortly after, we got hungry and went to the food court to get some grub. I told my friend I had to go to the bathroom. Instead of the bathroom, I ran back to Spencer's, pulled down my pants, and started rubbing my dink on the pocket poosy. At this age, the world seems much bigger than it seems. I was hiding behind a shelf with a bunch of products on it and thought the employee couldn't see me. Thinking back, they prob had full vision of exactly what I was doing. Luckily, no customers were in the store.

this one time i bet a homeless man 20 bucks to run accross the street with traffic. he tried. halfway thru he got smashed by a dump truck. i just took off.

$20 is $20

I highly doubt you were in a mall with no adult supervision and had any sexual urges or interest to even know what a pocket pussy was at 9 years old. I wish I could punch you in the face IRL for lying. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

nope no lies srs. I know exactly which friend I was with and he moved away and lost contact when I was in 5th grade so would've been before 10 years old

bump