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06-13-2023, 02:11 PM
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Braun Stroman ruined his career trying to be a ripped bodybuilder
Will be out nearly a year. Neck injury and surgery and leg is 15% paralyzed.
His character was supposed to be a monster. Big and nasty. It all seemed to change when he posted that IG photo trying to show his abs with the bottle of GH in plain site.
Next think you know he's wearing skinny jeans tagging with that twink Ricochet. Neck injury happened May 1 RAW.
He looked much healthier with a gut and fits his character more. It just looks so ghey when wrestlers try to look ripped and show abs. Same with Cody. Wrestlers are supposed to look good, but they should have some level of fat to fit the character.
This is what Braun should be:
His character was supposed to be a monster. Big and nasty. It all seemed to change when he posted that IG photo trying to show his abs with the bottle of GH in plain site.
Next think you know he's wearing skinny jeans tagging with that twink Ricochet. Neck injury happened May 1 RAW.
He looked much healthier with a gut and fits his character more. It just looks so ghey when wrestlers try to look ripped and show abs. Same with Cody. Wrestlers are supposed to look good, but they should have some level of fat to fit the character.
This is what Braun should be:
06-13-2023, 03:03 PM
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so he hasn't been on? do you have a clip of what happened? I can't believe he's going to be paralyzed from doing his job that blows. but yea i got the feeling he wasn't the same when he went bald
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06-13-2023, 05:21 PM
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Vince ruined his career with the booking. He was OVER when he won MITB. The pop afterward was huge. The fans were changing "we want strowman" during the next title match. Then Vince decided to squash him to keep pushing Roman.
He finally won the universal title during the retarded zero crowd days. Not even the one with the video crowd. The time when it was silence. That would have made anyone look weak.
I'm sure him getting to fkkn 5% bodyfaf on a crapload of gear was an effort to reinvent himself for WWE
He finally won the universal title during the retarded zero crowd days. Not even the one with the video crowd. The time when it was silence. That would have made anyone look weak.
I'm sure him getting to fkkn 5% bodyfaf on a crapload of gear was an effort to reinvent himself for WWE
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06-13-2023, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
The neck injury definitely happened on RAW. He didn’t mention when the leg paralysis happened. He also said he would be back, but it doesn’t appear any time soon.so he hasn't been on? do you have a clip of what happened? I can't believe he's going to be paralyzed from doing his job that blows. but yea i got the feeling he wasn't the same when he went bald
06-14-2023, 07:29 AM
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That stupid bullrush thing he did when he'd hobble around the the ring and knock other kunts over exposed his chitty semi paralysis back then
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06-15-2023, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Yeah that has always been lost on me. Seeing this big guy choreograph it 500 years in advanced, then his opponents having to drop everything they’re doing and act dazed in unison before he rounds the ring post corner.That stupid bullrush thing he did when he'd hobble around the the ring and knock other kunts over exposed his chitty semi paralysis back then
Braun fuking sucks. Hope he learns his lesson after how much shat he has spewed on guys who can actually work, while this roid monster’s only edge was appealing to Vince’s boner for monsters. Fuk the Brown Snowman
06-19-2023, 10:12 PM
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Braun tried to hard to be what wasnt working
what worked : being a big unstoppable mysterious cuz he didnt speak monster
what did not work : trying to be funny on the mic (when he called brock lesnar beastie boy he lost me)- trying to be shredded at 204 and all that. I wish him a safe recovery if thats possible, but he should maybe slow down with his stuff
what worked : being a big unstoppable mysterious cuz he didnt speak monster
what did not work : trying to be funny on the mic (when he called brock lesnar beastie boy he lost me)- trying to be shredded at 204 and all that. I wish him a safe recovery if thats possible, but he should maybe slow down with his stuff
06-20-2023, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By kneeonbelly⏩
204lb? lmaoBraun tried to hard to be what wasnt working
what worked : being a big unstoppable mysterious cuz he didnt speak monster
what did not work : trying to be funny on the mic (when he called brock lesnar beastie boy he lost me)- trying to be shredded at 204 and all that. I wish him a safe recovery if thats possible, but he should maybe slow down with his stuff
what worked : being a big unstoppable mysterious cuz he didnt speak monster
what did not work : trying to be funny on the mic (when he called brock lesnar beastie boy he lost me)- trying to be shredded at 204 and all that. I wish him a safe recovery if thats possible, but he should maybe slow down with his stuff
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06-21-2023, 07:12 AM
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He definitely looked cooler with more of a strong-man build. Hell, I think he even competed strong-man and did fairly well prior to wrestling.
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