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post 1684581013 06-13-2023, 09:45 PM
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Hinge drama

-BRB shotgun swiping girls on Hinge, just to get experience texting with them.
-Match with a very HTC teacher this weekend.

-About a month ago, I volunteered for a school STEM day thing.
-To be honest, I've sat on college subreddits giving out STEMmaxxing advice to high schoolers and chit for five years now. A school presentation about STEMmaxxing? Fukking layup. I write those for fun.

-You know where this is going

-HTC girl's talking about her school job last night.
-I mention to HTC girl, "I'm volunteering at some STEMmaxxing thing tomorrow."
-She's like "me too. What school?"
-Fuk.

-BRB wake up this morning.
-BRB Teams call in to a bunch of cracked out hyper middle schoolers, to talk about coding and chit. (I tried for high school...)

-I did well, kids loved me at the volunteer thing.
-HTC teacher found out that kids love me and is all over me now.
-I'm NOT all over her, cause she's fat as fuk.
-Need to disengage.

-Sloots handle rejection terribly.
-She knows my full name and job now.
-Gonna need to be real fukking smooth about backing out of this.
-Misc wat do.

No pics because you guys are a bunch of doxxing ****ots.
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post 1684581043 06-13-2023, 09:45 PM
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slowly ghost out, delay responses, etc.

Or tell her gay, she'd believe it if thats you in the avi
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post 1684581103 06-13-2023, 09:46 PM
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post 1684581133 06-13-2023, 09:46 PM
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post 1684581363 06-13-2023, 09:53 PM
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What ethnicity are you OP? Is you being indian a STEM joke or are you genuinely indian?

If youareindian, flirt with her, meet her socially etc, to get some experience, then in a few weeks tell her your family are pressuring you to go to india for a month to meet potential wives.
Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!

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post 1684581563 06-13-2023, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
What ethnicity are you OP? Is you being indian a STEM joke or are you genuinely indian?

If youareindian, flirt with her, meet her socially etc, to get some experience, then in a few weeks tell her your family are pressuring you to go to india for a month to meet potential wives.
I'm whiter than the queen's ass. The AVI is high school Joe Burrow, but it's a pretty good representation.

Pajeetmaxxing is indeed a STEM joke. Between high school, grad school, and work, I have spent about a decade of my life surrounded by majority Indian men.
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post 1684581853 06-13-2023, 10:03 PM
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Eh, you're reaping what you sowed. You used her and now have a chitty situation.

Feel like you can either be direct and say something about just not feeling a connection (don't think lying about pursuing something else would go great), or you can yeah slow burn fade away and just not push for meeting.
post 1684581863 06-13-2023, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
I'm whiter than the queen's ass. The AVI is high school Joe Burrow, but it's a pretty good representation.
Meet her a few times socially, as you do genuinely need some practice and if you aren't attracted to her and don't make a move on her, she will friend zone you herself.

A fat female friend is a good thing to have. Do you know what fat womenalwayshave? Good looking friends.
Screw nature; my body will do what I DAMN WELL tell it to do!

The only dangerous thing about an exercise is the person doing it.

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post 1684581923 06-13-2023, 10:04 PM
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post 1684582033 06-13-2023, 10:09 PM
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You are virgin at 27. A beggar can't be a choser
post 1684582153 06-13-2023, 10:11 PM
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Who cares? I dont see what the problem is. As long as you didn't text her nudes and sexually assault her, what can she honestly do? (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1684582813 06-13-2023, 10:36 PM
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ok, people gotta stop using HTC to describe whales

this is HTC


post 1684582963 06-13-2023, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By DDCT1135⏩
ok, people gotta stop using HTC to describe whales

this is HTC
That ship sailed years ago.

HTC just means any BMI > 30
post 1684583003 06-13-2023, 10:42 PM
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Nice pics fgt
post 1684584873 06-13-2023, 11:41 PM
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Could use the excuse that you're in the same field and "don't chit where you eat," phrased more diplomatically.
post 1684585463 06-13-2023, 11:56 PM
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Which is the lowest letter that describes the situation?

A < 100 lbs
B < 150 lbs
C < 200 lbs
D < 250 lbs
E < 300 lbs
F < 350 lbs
G < 400 lbs
H < infinity
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Bench press: 315x5
Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1684585653 06-14-2023, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Legendsneverdie⏩
Or tell her gay, she'd believe it if thats you in the avi
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post 1684586043 06-14-2023, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Legendsneverdie⏩
slowly ghost out, delay responses, etc.

Or tell her gay, she'd believe it if thats you in the avi
This.

Or just tell her that although you like her, you just don’t find her attractive. Women like honesty
post 1684586443 06-14-2023, 12:39 AM
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Just how HTC are we talking?

Because honestly beggars can’t be fukking choosers at this point and it’d be good for you to get some XP
Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
Meet her a few times socially, as you do genuinely need some practice and if you aren't attracted to her and don't make a move on her, she will friend zone you herself.

A fat female friend is a good thing to have. Do you know what fat womenalwayshave? Good looking friends.
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post 1684586953 06-14-2023, 01:07 AM
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Dude you should take it and stop being a pussy. Leverage from her social circle u always bitching about being around ****** all day.
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post 1684587023 06-14-2023, 01:16 AM
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maybe she could lead to meeting other teachers?
post 1684587273 06-14-2023, 01:39 AM
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You don't have to wife her up immediately or offer any kind of commitment. There's no need to back out of anything because you haven't done anything. chit like this happens all the time

I also agree with the take what you can comments. Work your way up.
post 1684592293 06-14-2023, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
Meet her a few times socially, as you do genuinely need some practice and if you aren't attracted to her and don't make a move on her, she will friend zone you herself.

A fat female friend is a good thing to have. Do you know what fat womenalwayshave? Good looking friends.
This.
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post 1684592903 06-14-2023, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
Eh, you're reaping what you sowed. You used her and now have a chitty situation.

Feel like you can either be direct and say something about just not feeling a connection (don't think lying about pursuing something else would go great), or you can yeah slow burn fade away and just not push for meeting.
Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
Meet her a few times socially, as you do genuinely need some practice and if you aren't attracted to her and don't make a move on her, she will friend zone you herself.

A fat female friend is a good thing to have. Do you know what fat womenalwayshave? Good looking friends.
Misc comes through. This is the way op.

If you meet and she's coming on real strong and is pushing going back to your/her place, just play like you're super conservative and you've "been hurt before" and dont want to rush into anything. After you have coffee or lunch or whatever tell her that you had a nice time, but just dont feel the connection you're looking for or something like that.

or just ghost her.....what exactly do you think she is going to do? As long as you weren't a complete asshat in conversations what does she have on you that you're so worried about?
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hahah quality... ill have to tell my hot, sub 140 lb wife about this when i get home later.
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Sooo you think this woman is going to ruin your life because you aren't interested in dating her? That doesn't happen, guy
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
Tell the truth. Say "I met you on a hookup app, and I think you're misreading a lot of this. I do not want anything serious right now."

Just fukkin own it like a grown man. Are you afraid? This is the price you pay for engaging in hookup culture. You are perpetuating the problem, now you have to deal with it.
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Sooo you think this woman is going to ruin your life because you aren't interested in dating her? That doesn't happen, guy
This.
Own it and be honest and 99% of women won't bother to be vengeful about it.

If you aren't feeling it enough to prioritize them/building a meaningful connection say so. If you are still willing to be casual you can mention that too.
post 1684734133 06-16-2023, 12:02 PM
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Fuk it. Booked a first date for tomorrow afternoon.

I don't know how much this girl weighs pound wise, but based on her pics, I'd guess that she is 40%-45% BF.

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Talk her into a threesome or one of those wife swapping private clubs then just bang the other girls and ignore her. The fat chick will still get you in the door.
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