Would you prefer a man or a woman to do your colonoscopy?

06-14-2023, 11:12 AM

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Would you prefer a man or a woman to do your colonoscopy?

I understand that a lot straight men would prefer a woman touching them or getting so close to them but I personally would find it embarrassing for a woman, especially an attractive one, to look inside of my colon so I would prefer a male doctor to do it, as a straight male.

06-14-2023, 11:19 AM

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Being homosexual is worse than colon cancer.

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06-14-2023, 11:21 AM

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06-14-2023, 11:22 AM

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If it’s a choice between having someone put a finger or look inside my ass or whatever, and dying from cancer, I will pick the second option, 100% serious, i ain’t no gay.

I’m also surprised that people go to great lengths to screen for cancer, even letting people go in their ass, but nobody does things that prevent cancer, such as stop eating the garbage that you were eating, start living a healthy lifestyle, those things are free, enjoyable, and don’t require anyone going in your ass, but no… let’s not do those obvious things, let’s have someone look inside your ass to see if you developed cancer yet or not because of your terrible diet and lifestyle.

Then continue with a terrible lifestyle for another few months, and then let someone look in your ass again to see if your terrible diet and lifestyle resulted in cancer yet or not,

Rinse and repeat.

06-14-2023, 11:22 AM

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A man did mine. I was so high on ******** and Nitrous Oxide i didn't give two chits.

Originally Posted By kusok⏩

If it’s a choice between having someone put a finger or look inside my ass or whatever, and dying from cancer, I will pick the second option, 100% serious, i ain’t no gay.

I’m also surprised that people go to great lengths to screen for cancer, even letting people go in their ass, but nobody does things that prevent cancer, such as stop eating the garbage that you were eating, start living a healthy lifestyle, those things are free, enjoyable, and don’t require anyone going in your ass, but no… let’s not do those obvious things, let’s have someone look inside your ass to see if you developed cancer yet or not because of your terrible diet and lifestyle.

Then continue with a terrible lifestyle for another few months, and then let someone look in your ass again to see if your terrible diet and lifestyle resulted in cancer yet or not,

Rinse and repeat.

What in the ignorant fuk?

06-14-2023, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted By Spetznaaz⏩

A man did mine. I was so high on ******** and Nitrous Oxide i didn't give two chits.

I had mine done completely unsedated (ded fkin srs). And it was by a man. He fingered my @$$hole before he shoved the snake into my intestines. Wasn’t expecting that. The finger was 100x worse than the scope, but both made for one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever experienced but not painful. I’m actually overdue for another because they removed a polyp and wanted to screen me every 5 years to be safe (I was only 21 years old too, sad!)

06-14-2023, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩

Being homosexual is worse than colon cancer.

Well that really depends on who it's with

06-14-2023, 11:30 AM

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prostrate exams are designed by the jews to emasculate and cuck the white man forcing him to bend over and take a finger in the butthole

06-14-2023, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted By Spetznaaz⏩

A man did mine. I was so high on ******** and Nitrous Oxide i didn't give two chits.

What in the ignorant fuk?

Gay detected.

06-14-2023, 11:34 AM

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06-14-2023, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted By Spetznaaz⏩

A man did mine. I was so high on ******** and Nitrous Oxide i didn't give two chits.

What in the ignorant fuk?

I hope you've been tested for monkey pox.

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06-14-2023, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted By kusok⏩

Gay detected.

Originally Posted By cobhc⏩

I hope you've been tested for monkey pox.

They say the ones who are so worried about being considered gay, are the secretly the gayest.

06-14-2023, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted By Spetznaaz⏩

They say the ones who are so worried about being considered gay, are the secretly the gayest.

I always say no homo so you're full of chit.

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06-14-2023, 12:19 PM

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Makes no difference, just get it done to make sure things are good and avoid any cancer!

06-14-2023, 12:21 PM

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I have had one of each, didn't even care, I was asleep.

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06-14-2023, 12:23 PM

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Just ask for cologuard, that’s what I did. Easy peasy.

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06-14-2023, 01:35 PM

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You mean we arent supposed to be doing self exams?

Now you tell me.

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