I would like to confess that I don't have a b*tthole, I only have a penis. So I'm always perplexed when I see cubicles in men's toilets and I'm shocked to hear that some dudes have b*ttholes.

I've never taken a sh*t in my entire life, so I'm just wondering - what's going on there? It's like learning about alien anatomy.

You're probably wondering how I survive? Gatorade and Kenyan coffee ded fkn srs




#Nob*ttholeonlypeniscrew




P.S. When I first came down to Africa thousands of years ago, the dudes were like machines and they had no food and would barely drink any water. I found this normal, you see, because up in Southern Europe, we also didn't have any water or food until much later on when they came with wine, grapes and meat...

Penis size?