Cliffs: Met Hinge girl 90 mins late for 1st date.

Scheduled date with HTC girl from Hinge.

-Invited her for sandwiches followed by dog beach (she has dog because dogpill).

-Beach zone is ludicrously fukking packed. Fuk. 3 day weekend. Didn't even think about it.

I slip into a hidey-hole place I know for the restaurant. Show up 5 mins early.

She texts me 20 mins late. "So sorry for being late! I can't find parking!"

I assume she's being a lazy HTC sloot.

She says she's parked at the dog beach, go meet her there.

I go to dog beach. No sloot.

Call her. "I'm at the OTHER beach!" (which is not a dog beach, she's a little confused). It's now an hour past our scheduled meet time.

I go try to park by her.

EVERY PARKING SPOT IS FULL. JESUS CHRIST. RAGEMODE ACTIVATED. Takes me 30 mins to find a spot. Fuk. Sloot wasn't joking.

Our scheduled meet time was 1PM. I meet her at 2:40.

We walk on the beach with her dog.

She's right on the edge of bangable. Probably wood, but she's one buffet trip away from the Havoc zone.

She asks normal job interview type questions. Nice enough. No real chemistry.

I'm anxious as fuk, same vibe as if you just walked into a job interview an hour late. Had been raging for way too long at parking.

We talk for like half an hour. She says her parking is running out. Doesn't want to renew. Good soft-no on her end.

I didn't really want to date her anyway, so no big loss on my end. But leaving anyone hanging for that long is a real chitty move. Feel like chit on my end.

No pics of girl, because you guys are doxxing ****ots, and she really treated me nothing but well. I will provide pics of beach.

Well obviously.
I'd help you but your lame ass got me on ignore

fitting date, bringing a whale to the beach

I just read all that srs.

i had my first date at 27 too. I got laid though lol.

was she asian btw? Some of the fatter ones are still cute.

I can do online coaching with you for $200/hr. PM me if interested.

White girl with dark hair and dark eyes.

Do you even need the money after winning 5 majors?

sounds absolutely disgusting bro. Did u hug??

Fuark

First date ever? How did it feel? Has your heart rate gone back to normal?

Cliffs or vocaroo, please... I ain't reading all that sh/t.....

Nope.

It feels EXACTLY like the end of a job interview. No matter if I did good or bad in those, I'd spend the next couple hours wired as fuk, pacing around and unable to think straight. Same kind of deal with exams. Once I switch on that high pressure, under the microscope mode, I can't switch it off.

Going to a bar to rum maxx and take nerves off.

I don't do online dating too much these days but the thing about those sloots is :

You either catch instant traction or forget about it

No point getting all worked up etc over a girl that could have another 3-4 dates scheduled next week

Just keep doing them. Soon enough they’ll get easier and less stressful so you can actually be yourself on them.

This. And it doesn’t really sound like the being late was your fault.

Username does indeed check out.

I guess that was a good first date experience; getting the awkward **** over with so you'll be more chill and prepared next time. No need to worry about it too much.so does sig. weird.

I see why OP ignores you. This is the most generalized cookie cutter advice I've read here.

Hope you did same back to her OP. Sounds like it was so-so for both of you. Happened a lot when I was dating. At least you know not to do the beach for next time.

Was this the one from the STEM thing?

Fukkin lold at the white chick voice

Good lad.

The date wasn't amazing, but what did you learn from that? That it not being amazing wasn't the end of the world.

The fear and anxiety should get less each time. Go on dates with anybody that says yes, whether you like them or not. You will get to make mistakes on dates that don't matter to you and be better equipped for when you go on a date with a woman youdolike.

Let me get this straight, she was willing to wait an 1.5 hours for you to find parking? That means she was interested. Most women wouldn't wait more than 15 minutes.


She obviously wanted you to make a move. You should have pushed up on that as5.....


But I think you blew it, you didn't make a move and now her eyes are wandering to greener pastures....


I know for damn sure that if a woman is willing to wait 1.5 hours for me then that's a green light to slide in those sugar walls...

Lol at letting minor inconvenience like the beach being busy ruin your date . That's beta

But keep me on ignore butt hurt much lmao

Reminds me of a date I had about a month ago , met her offline , was 40 mins late looking for parking. Got there apologized and now I'm gonna meet her Monday. Key is just telling her yo I'm having a lot of trouble searching for parking

OP definitely missed his chance to get some free sugar walls... No woman waits 1.5 hours unless she wanted to get her backwall blasted....