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06-20-2023, 08:52 AM
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Eating Indian Food - Is It Ever Worth It?
In the USA that is. I understand in UK that is the only food with flavor, so this might not apply to UK-cels.
Had a craving for Indian food yesterday. Fuarkin love their food. I get the craving about once a year because each time I have it the aftermath turns me off from it for about a year.
Today I feel bloated AF, I have terrible farts, and I am going to have to stick some TP in the freezer in preparation for the inevitable spicy dump / possible diahreah.
IDK, at my age, I'm thinking its just not worth it to do Indian food anymore - too hard on the body. No wonder 40 yr old indians look 60 yrs old.
Had a craving for Indian food yesterday. Fuarkin love their food. I get the craving about once a year because each time I have it the aftermath turns me off from it for about a year.
Today I feel bloated AF, I have terrible farts, and I am going to have to stick some TP in the freezer in preparation for the inevitable spicy dump / possible diahreah.
IDK, at my age, I'm thinking its just not worth it to do Indian food anymore - too hard on the body. No wonder 40 yr old indians look 60 yrs old.
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06-20-2023, 08:55 AM
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I've had some Chicken Biryani that has been excellent. Spicy and flavorful. The digestive effects can be an issue, though.
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06-20-2023, 08:58 AM
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Das it mane you have to have the occasional curry and a good clear out the next day every once in a while, you know you've had a good one when the morning piss stings from too much capsicum lol
06-20-2023, 09:01 AM
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Tried Indian food for the first time about a month ago....
Chicken tikka masala and garlic naan bread
Hnnnnggg and my stomach handles it okay
too afraid to try anything else tho
Chicken tikka masala and garlic naan bread
Hnnnnggg and my stomach handles it okay
too afraid to try anything else tho
06-20-2023, 09:14 AM
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It's nice but need to make sure you have easy access to bathrooms. Worst thing you can do is have a bunch for lunch and then get on a 50 minute subway or bus ride stuck in traffic (speaking from personal experience). Almost shat myself a smelly curry dump in a packed bus stuck in the Lincoln tunnell
06-20-2023, 09:27 AM
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What do you mean only food with flavour in the UK? Plenty of flavour in mushy peas, bubble & squeak, toad in the hole, shepherd's pie, f aggots & spotted dick.
06-20-2023, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
lol wtfWhat do you mean only food with flavour in the UK? Plenty of flavour in mushy peas, bubble & squeak, toad in the hole, shepherd's pie, f aggots & spotted dick.
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06-20-2023, 09:34 AM
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06-20-2023, 09:40 AM
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Invest in some huggies made for obese infants and you're fwarking ready to roll, brah.
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06-20-2023, 09:41 AM
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Uh I think Indian food is delicious
06-20-2023, 09:55 AM
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06-20-2023, 09:58 AM
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once took a gf an indian resto and had to blow up their bathroom during our meal. she never looked at me the same again and we were broken up shortly after
06-20-2023, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
riponce took a gf an indian resto and had to blow up their bathroom during our meal. She never looked at me the same again and we were broken up shortly after
she couldn't be with some beta male who couldn't handle curry brah
06-20-2023, 09:59 AM
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Tandoori mixed grill every fuking time. Everything else from an Indian is for women and children. MEN get the mixed grill every fuking time. Protons all over the show brahs. Its the most expensive ticket at every Indian for a reason.


06-20-2023, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
hnnnnnnnnngTandoori mixed grill every fuking time. Everything else from an Indian is for women and children. MEN get the mixed grill every fuking time. Protons all over the show brahs. Its the most expensive ticket at every Indian for a reason.


06-20-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Putinist⏩
same thing happened to tony soprano.rip
she couldn't be with some beta male who couldn't handle curry brah
she couldn't be with some beta male who couldn't handle curry brah
you know what they cook with at indian restaurants? ghee. that's clarified buttah. you get a rancid hit of that and......you can imagine
06-20-2023, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
I would think ghee would be less likely to make u sick than butter, but I bet if it is old ghee and not fresh then it's bad.same thing happened to tony soprano.
you know what they cook with at indian restaurants? ghee. that's clarified buttah. you get a rancid hit of that and......you can imagine
you know what they cook with at indian restaurants? ghee. that's clarified buttah. you get a rancid hit of that and......you can imagine
06-20-2023, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Marinated + grilled tandoori chicken is a staple of my cut diet every spring (srs).Tandoori mixed grill every fuking time. Everything else from an Indian is for women and children. MEN get the mixed grill every fuking time. Protons all over the show brahs. Its the most expensive ticket at every Indian for a reason.


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06-20-2023, 10:12 AM
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best food is Turkish in the uk
06-20-2023, 10:14 AM
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ive seen better looking Indian food tbh
06-20-2023, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
This^^^It's worth it when you're eating.
What comes after is on you.
What comes after is on you.
I have an Indian buffet near me called “unlimited volcano”
It’s good af but the message is there in plain sight.
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06-20-2023, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Rarely do I see a more apt correlation between food and consequence.This^^^
I have an Indian buffet near me called “unlimited volcano”
It’s good af but the message is there in plain sight.
I have an Indian buffet near me called “unlimited volcano”
It’s good af but the message is there in plain sight.
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Back when I used to be a lifting non-****uet, I used to by curry and dump it into my bulk food (a mixture of ground beef, tomato sauces, and tons of veggies). Within an hour I would have the most rancid diahreah farts, without fail. On certian days of the week I had a class at 1 PM where, without fail, I would get these and I used to just laugh at the toxic fumes I was letting go near my classmates.It's nice but need to make sure you have easy access to bathrooms. Worst thing you can do is have a bunch for lunch and then get on a 50 minute subway or bus ride stuck in traffic (speaking from personal experience). Almost shat myself a smelly curry dump in a packed bus stuck in the Lincoln tunnell
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Its called getting old, brah. Insides can't handle that chit anymore.I feel like a lot of you are weak. Can't eat Indian food or taco bell without diarrhea. Can't lift heavy or any hip hinge movement without breaking your back.
Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
That looks hnnnnnnnnng. TBH, I've only seen Tandori chicken at buffets and it is always pvoerty AF, never thought to order at a real restauraunt. Will look into it next time.Tandoori mixed grill every fuking time. Everything else from an Indian is for women and children. MEN get the mixed grill every fuking time. Protons all over the show brahs. Its the most expensive ticket at every Indian for a reason.


Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Its like one of those deceptive enchantment objects, where you go there thinking hnnng I'm going to have as much delicious indian food as I can handle, and then the curse is that within 24 hours you are chitting your guts out on a 1:1 ratio with the amount of food you consumed.This^^^
I have an Indian buffet near me called “unlimited volcano”
It’s good af but the message is there in plain sight.
I have an Indian buffet near me called “unlimited volcano”
It’s good af but the message is there in plain sight.
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