-born into a family with tradie dad and school canteen lady mum
-pay no attention in primary school and just play footy all day
-pay not attention in high school and just play footy all day
-get bad grades and can’t get into uni but it’s ok cause you think you’ll make the AFL
-fails to get drafted to the AFL
-forced to be apprentice with dad cause you need job as you know you can’t make AFL now
-start balding at 19
-fully tatted at 20
-go to Bali and almost die due to drug and alcohol overdose
-finance a brand new Ute for work
-marry girl you knew from high school that’s had sex with 3 of your mates from your local footy team
-combine incomes to buy over priced house 40km from the city
-wake up at 4:30am every morning to make it to work by 7am
-diet of energy drinks, maccas breakfast, cigarettes and beer
-go to the cricket and hurl racial abuse at Virat Kohli and rest of Indian cricket team
-pub everyday after work to avoid fat wife
-come home and drink 6 more beers
-get cheated on by wife with mate from footy but don’t care cause already have 2 kids with her
-shoulder, back and knee pain at 25
-wife doesn’t even wash orange/yellow hi-vis work clothes so you go to the job site in dirty clothes.
-turn on news to see Sudanese youths carjacking BMWs or a Mercedes Benz
-tell everyone at pub that you would’ve made the AFL if it wasn’t for your injured knee
-3 drunk driving charges and loose licence
-lose last of pay playing pokies while drinking Bundaberg rum and coke
-bash 60 year old Indian taxi driver
-go online and brag to everyone you make $120k a year
-2 surgeries at 27
-tell everyone that both liberals and labor are dogs and you could make a better prime minister than current PM
-look late 40s at 29 due to being out in sun all day
-hurl racial abuse at 18 year old Indian uni student working at 7/11 because they ran out of meat pies at 3am
-kids have bad grades cause all they do is play footy all day…

why you gotta put my life story on full blast like that m8?

Mirin

Thats just the tip of the iceberg

I'm an Australian tradie and can confirm this , the lower skill trades do all this especially concreter, dry wallers and roofers.

Lmao
-enter workforce at 16
-fully qualified at 19
-get brand new work Ute on 100% tax write off in first year
-deduct all vehicle expenses such as gas and depreciation and maintenance
-deduct home office expenses, split income your wife to “do the books” (wife is stay-at-home mum)
-incorporate company and warehouse all profits at 30% tax rate while paying yourself nominal wage as “employee” of your own company
-sell services to Eastern Suburbs idiots at $250kpa gross but pay little or no tax
-get a block of land and pay your other tradie mates to develop it at “mates rates”
-sell as principle place of residence for tax-free capital gain, do this every 2-3 years
-retire as a multimillionaire at age:30
-build coast house and spend life fishing and surfing

Yeah lmao at tradies

tHIS ALL CHECKKS OUT, CHEERS

It ain't easy being a battler... no need to pay tradies out

Sounds pretty based to me

at least they can always throw another shrimp on the barbie

Turns on a current affair to watch his latest road rage incident hurling his dare iced coffee caught on dash cams australia

You have basically just described taxfraudmaxxing. White collar crimes are the beta pussays of crimes, I have more respect for welfarecels.

If this is not a copypasta i applaud you.


Fckn lol @ tradies

Mirin drinking VB at the pub all day and watching AFL.

Know a builder who did all the above .

House on the beach at Sunshine Coast and a house in Newfarm brisbane that he recently made a 2mil profit on

Fuken lmao

All 100% legal

You probably don’t pay any tax though because you’re on Centrelink

Lmao

What AFL hating ****ģot made OP Red?

West Coast supporters.

West Coast supporters, show on the doll where the Sydney swans touched you.

Is there a divide between east/west in Australia? What is the consensus on Adelaide? I’m intrigued.

Not really east/west more like Melbourne and Sydney vs the rest of the country.

Then after people from Melbourne/Sydney are done show off their sense is superiority snobbiness to the other cities they go back to battling each other in the war of the most populated, over priced with nothing to do city down under.

Then there’s Perth out west just doing it’s own thing all alone.

I contributed; I'm a racist Hawthorn supporter

Lmao at West Coast

WeRE rEbuILdINg!

-they learn to do their jobs well enough not to get fired too often.
- pay really isn't very good but they rack up massive loads of overtime.
- slightest slowdown in the economy they either get hours cut or laid off.
- wife leaves them and they lose what little they have and everything falls apart.
- goes after barely legal sloots but ends up settling with some single mom with bratty kids
- their skill set maxes early and they never learn anything new so they are in the same spot year after year.
- brags they are better than the new kid that has only been there for a week.
- new kid gets better than them 3 weeks later and they brag that they taught him everything.
- they don't keep up with new technology.
- as they get older their body breaks down 3x as fast as normal. They hit 40 but their body is 70.
- they don't retire, they just can't do the job anymore so they go on welfare or disability, some just die young.