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post 1685396643 06-27-2023, 09:04 AM
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What do in this scenario

Walking into bathroom at office

Only poop in the handicap stall crew

I like having more space/10

Someone already in there

Pull on stall door and it’s locked

Awfukbye and leave? Or suck it up and pewp in the smaller stall

(Small stalls are for poor people pooping)
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post 1685396873 06-27-2023, 09:08 AM
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Lol @ EVER considering a small stall. I like to spread my legs out and read an Ebook in there plus sometimes i eat my lunch in there to maximize my time
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post 1685397003 06-27-2023, 09:11 AM
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Go back in 15 minutes and feel how warm the toilet seat is from the last dudes ass cheeks when you sit down.
post 1685397803 06-27-2023, 09:24 AM
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not able to WFH?
post 1685398803 06-27-2023, 09:40 AM
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Poop in urinal?
post 1685399013 06-27-2023, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
not able to WFH?
Nah I was sick of WFH. I had my company open up an office for me. I get to even bring my dog in with me every day. Covered parking. Lunch time strolls looking at HBB’s in cherry creek.

Not mad at all.

Sorry to say it - but working from home is also for the poors.
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post 1685399073 06-27-2023, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Lol @ EVER considering a small stall. I like to spread my legs out and read an Ebook in there plus sometimes i eat my lunch in there to maximize my time
Yeah, I would do a lot of things before I ever download into a small stall.
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post 1685399183 06-27-2023, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Walking into bathroom at office

Only poop in the handicap stall crew

I like having more space/10

Someone already in there

Pull on stall door and it’s locked

Awfukbye and leave? Or suck it up and pewp in the smaller stall

(Small stalls are for poor people pooping)
Drink some coffee in the early AM and get all the dookie out in one go. You'll never have to worry about this again, srs.
post 1685399283 06-27-2023, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Drink some coffee in the early AM and get all the dookie out in one go. You'll never have to worry about this again, srs.
Most times I do poop at home right before shower - some days just don’t though.
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post 1685399383 06-27-2023, 09:53 AM
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oH nO mY sPeCiAl ToIlEt.....

chit in the toilet that is available. lol
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post 1685399403 06-27-2023, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Most times I do poop at home right before shower - some days just don’t though.
Ahh I gotchu. Yeah that does suck.

Small stall might be the option if it's an urgent dookie, srs.
post 1685399443 06-27-2023, 09:54 AM
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Keep pulling on door so they rush
post 1685399813 06-27-2023, 10:00 AM
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One time I was pooping in a public handicap stall and a dude in a wheelchair rolled up and wanted to use it. Literally just sat down so it was gunna be a few. I told em sorry mane I'm poopin and the other stalls were full (thru the door obv)

This mfer went and got a manager and these idiots are knocking on my stall and I got Hella ****in pissed and told him to **** off and wait like everyone else, welcome to being treated like a regular person. He's complaining that there isn't more handicap stalls and the manager is apologizing and what not. Asking me how much longer lmao.


I'll never forget it, felt like an episode of curb your enthusiasm lol
post 1685400243 06-27-2023, 10:06 AM
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The handicap stall is a tactically less defensible.

If a crazy intruder breaches the door of the large stall, you are helpless. You'd have to try and rise with your pants round your ankles, wiener flapping about, uncleansed anus, then waddle over and attempt to engage...or worse yet, beg for mercy in full poop position.

In the smaller stall, you are positioned and fortified to immediately either brace the door.
post 1685400463 06-27-2023, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
The handicap stall is a tactically less defensible.

If a crazy intruder breaches the door of the large stall, you are helpless. You'd have to try and rise with your pants round your ankles, wiener flapping about, uncleansed anus, then waddle over and attempt to engage...or worse yet, beg for mercy in full poop position.

In the smaller stall, you are positioned and fortified to immediately either brace the door.
You don't practice with your personal carry weapon from the poo position?

Prone, standing, kneeling, pooing.
post 1685400793 06-27-2023, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
One time I was pooping in a public handicap stall and a dude in a wheelchair rolled up and wanted to use it. Literally just sat down so it was gunna be a few. I told em sorry mane I'm poopin and the other stalls were full (thru the door obv)

This mfer went and got a manager and these idiots are knocking on my stall and I got Hella ****in pissed and told him to **** off and wait like everyone else, welcome to being treated like a regular person. He's complaining that there isn't more handicap stalls and the manager is apologizing and what not. Asking me how much longer lmao.


I'll never forget it, felt like an episode of curb your enthusiasm lol
The fun stuff never happens to me man

I would love to tell a potato to wait his turn.


There was a Key and Peele or SNL episode where a dude who was not handicap was using the stall, then a handicap dude came in and had to wait. The guy pretended to be handicap so the gimp ass didn't get upset.


Like....REGULAR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE HANDICAP STALL


There is no law against it.

I don't like it personally, but if I use it and a dude in a wheelchair has to wait for me, I am gonna sleep just fine that night. I promise.
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post 1685402373 06-27-2023, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
The fun stuff never happens to me man

I would love to tell a potato to wait his turn.


There was a Key and Peele or SNL episode where a dude who was not handicap was using the stall, then a handicap dude came in and had to wait. The guy pretended to be handicap so the gimp ass didn't get upset.


Like....REGULAR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE HANDICAP STALL


There is no law against it.

I don't like it personally, but if I use it and a dude in a wheelchair has to wait for me, I am gonna sleep just fine that night. I promise.
Oh yeah I didn't feel bad even remotely. The other stalls were full, it was a weekend so the place was busy. This was also like 6 months before I ended up in the emergency room having part of my colon removed, so I had some serious IBS problems.

As I walked out I told the guy he could **** himself for all I care. I would have been nice and apologetic but seriously he went and got a ****ing manager and made a whole scene... The whole time i'm 2 feet away trying to wipe my ass. I walk out of the stall to him and a manager and told them both to **** off. Didn't even flush and left it nice and ****ing gross for that legless bitch.


post 1685402583 06-27-2023, 10:46 AM
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So you knew someone was already in there and you still tried to get in? you got some gay scat kink?
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post 1685402853 06-27-2023, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By dan06lcm⏩
Poop in urinal?
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post 1685403023 06-27-2023, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Like....REGULAR PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE HANDICAP STALL.
Based af.
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post 1685403543 06-27-2023, 11:03 AM
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Kick the door in and drag him out by his legs, assuming he has legs, and take my poop as per schedule.
post 1685403823 06-27-2023, 11:07 AM
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Poop at home only crew ftw
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Share the toilet. Tell him to scoot over.
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